Solo Farming In The Tower
Chapter 5: Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! (5)

TL: Hanguk

PR: MiniPixelZ

Kkuik-!

Uren tried to scream and run away from the children who were rushing at him,

Chomp.

Slurp slurp.

But before he knew it, he had been caught by the children, who were biting and sucking on him, covered in saliva. They looked young, but they were clearly legitimate candidates for the Creator God. They were faster and stronger than Uren.

After getting a taste of Uren,

“Ptui. Ugh… yuck!”

“Tastes bad!”

“Ptui ptui. Yucky!”

“Gomgom, you liar!”

“Right! Piggy! Tastes bad!”

They frowned and scolded Gomgom, who had said the pig tasted good.

“That’s weird… it really tasted good… I swear! Waaah! It really did!”

Gomgom started crying in frustration.

“Hehehe.”

Sejun, who had been laughing to death watching the children, hurried over to Gomgom.

“Gomgom, shh.”

He comforted Gomgom. If Gomgom lost control while crying and ran out of the kindergarten, it would be the end of the world.

While Sejun was calming Gomgom,

“Let’s play tag!”

“I want Kangkang to be it!”

“Alright. Then we’ll hide!”

The children started playing tag among themselves.

“I want to play too!”

Gomgom quickly joined the other children.

At that moment,

“Great Hybrid Chairman Park, the guardians are in danger, meow!”

Theo, who had been talking with Piyot, ran over to Sejun and shouted.

According to Piyot’s explanation, just as they were about to fight an enemy that had suddenly appeared, they fell into a dimensional sinkhole caused by Uren’s misfortune and got separated from the guardians.

“Then let’s go right away! Aileen and Flamie, please look after the kids!”

“Okay. Just leave it to me!”

[Hehe. Don’t worry!]

So Sejun left the kids in the care of Aileen and Flamie and rushed to the nearby Black Tower.

As soon as Sejun left,

“Ahem. Then the great Black Dragon Aileen Pritani nim should prepare lunch.”

Khehehe. Time to show my skills?

Aileen rolled up her sleeves enthusiastically.

“Kids, Director sis will make you a delicious lunch, so have fun playing.”

She spoke confidently to the children and went into the kitchen.

[I’ll prepare some apples too!]

Flamie, also motivated, headed toward the apple tree in the yard to grab some apple-shaped nutritional supplements.

And then

Teecher, come quickly.

Teecher-nim, I’m scared.

The children froze in place, trembling from an unknown fear.

***

[You have arrived at the 86th floor of the Golden Tower.]

As soon as they entered the Black Tower, Sejun and his group arrived at the 86th floor of the Golden Tower via waypoint.

Whooong.

A massive golden typhoon floating in the sky came into view, and strong winds were sucking objects into the typhoon.

Kueng!

“What’s going on here?”

Sejun, hiding behind Cuengi who had grown to about 3 meters, asked Piyot.

Piyo!

[It’s because of Golt, the King of the Golden Typhoon, one of the Four Heavenly Kings serving Ditto, the God of Ruin!]

“Golt?”

Piyo!

[Yes! Actually…]

While clinging to Cuengi’s back, Sejun moved toward the center of the typhoon and received a detailed explanation from Piyot.

After hearing from Sejun that the clue to Uren’s misfortune lay with one of Uren’s ancestors, Piyot and the others began visiting the Daemon family’s home whenever they had time to search for information about his ancestors.

They asked Yuto and the other Daemon pigs whether any of their ancestors had supported a Hero’s Party, but no one knew.

Then, during a regular visit, while searching through the library of the Daemon household where the family’s history was recorded,

“Oh?!”

Uren tripped on the floor,

Thud!

and hit the wall, creating a hole in it.

And then,

“Uhehehe. I think I found something.”

There was a hidden place beyond the wall.

Since it was Uren who found it, they should have been cautious, but

Piyot!

[Let’s go in!]

They had gone too long without finding any clues and ended up letting their guard down.

Beyond the wall was a small room, and at the end of the room were a single book and a transparent orb.

And then

-Lost 10 million Tower Coins to Zeon again today. Zeon you fucking bastard.

-Lost 25 million Tower Coins to Zeon again today. Zeon you fucking bastard.

-Suddenly Zeon made me sign a contract to sponsor his Hero’s Party, saying he was forming one. He even squeezed 1 billion Tower Coins out of me. Zeon you fucking bastard.

…

..

.

The book contained what appeared to be a diary, but was actually a ledger of debts, filled with curses directed at someone named Zeon.

It seemed Uren’s ancestor had been extorted of an enormous amount of money by Zeon. Truly worthy of being Uren’s ancestor.

Anyway, Uren’s ancestor was forcibly made the financier of a Hero’s Party.

-News came that the Hero’s Party created by Zeon eventually defeated the God of Ruin. I was rooting for the God of Ruin… God of Ruin you fucking bastard.

-Zeon came to me and left the orb in which the King of the Golden Typhoon, one of the Four Heavenly Kings and a confidant of the God of Ruin, was sealed. Then he demanded vacation money and took 200 million Tower Coins. Zeon you fucking bastard.

-News came that Zeon died when the ship he was on sank. Zeon you fucking bastard, you should’ve paid me back before dying!

The diary ended with the news of Zeon’s death.

And

-If any descendant finds this diary, I hope you can collect 1 trillion 521.3 billion 318.2 million Tower Coins from Zeon’s descendants on behalf of me, Yuko Daemon, and relieve my grudge. Naturally, this must be kept secret from the family.

On the very last page, there was a message asking the descendant to collect the debt on their behalf.

However, there was absolutely no mention of misfortune.

“Uhehehe. So Yuko-nim was the sponsor of the Hero’s Party.”

Uren, who discovered the truth about Yuko, one of the family’s five great merchants, known as the Cold-blooded Merchant, felt a sense of kinship with Yuko and was overjoyed.

Piyihihi. I should bring this to Theo~nim.

Meanwhile, Piyot packed the book to bring to Theo.

Piyo!

[This must be the orb where the Heavenly King is sealed!]

104.28.193.250

As he tapped the orb with his wing to inspect it,

Flaaash.

A whirlwind formed inside the orb, bursting out with a bright light. It was a strange orb that created a whirlwind when touched.

Even when Piyot touched it,

Kkaong!

Nyongnyong!

Ppokppok!

Jakjak.

or when the guardians played with it, it was fine.

But

“Uhehehe. How interesting.”

As soon as Uren touched it,

Crack crackle.

“Huh?!”

Something went wrong with the orb. As it cracked, the whirlwind inside suddenly expanded and began swallowing everything around it.

At that moment, Piyot, Uren, and Poyo fell into a dimensional sinkhole caused by Uren’s misfortune and appeared on Earth.

Piyot.

[That’s what happened.]

Just as Piyot’s story was wrapping up, the wind suddenly stopped.

Cuengi had arrived at the typhoon’s eye, the center of the typhoon.

And then

“Welcome, descendant of the hypocrite.”

A man, who had been quietly drinking tea at the center of the typhoon, stood up and glared coldly at Uren.

The guardians had collapsed beside the man’s chair, but their chests were rising and falling, they weren’t dead.

At that moment

Kihihit. Kking!

[Hehe! You scoundrel! Great Blackie~nim will teach you a lesson!]

Thunk.

Blackie, who had somehow approached the man without being noticed, headbutted his foot.

……

The typhoon vanished instantly.

“Puhuhut. He’s now an employee of Sejun Company, meow!”

Stamp.

Theo casually stamped Golt’s forehead.

And then

“But why did he call Uren a hypocrite?”

Sejun found it puzzling. Uren’s ancestor was also a victim.

“Let’s go and hear the story ourselves.”

“Puhuhut. Got it, meow!”

They entered Blackie’s mental world along with the rest of the group.

***

Blackie’s Mental World.

“Th… this is…”

Golt, who served Ditto, the God of Ruin, was greatly flustered when he saw the massive dark blue wolf appear before him.

A fierce and terrifyingly immense energy pressed down on him, rendering him immobile.

It was a power that could not even be compared to Ditto, the God he served.

At that moment

Thud. Thud.

Thud. Thud.

Eleven more beings capable of easily overpowering Ditto appeared.

There are more?!

Golt was terrified by the arrival of the Blackie Family.

The giant white snake, in particular, rolled its large pupils around as it stared intently at him.

Ssshhhk.

It occasionally flicked its tongue and licked its lips.

Ditto-nim, I believe this is the end for me today.

As Golt offered his final prayer to Ditto,

“Hehe. Kabulto, take care of the youngest!”

“Yes! Great Blackie~nim!”

The youngest! The youngest! The youngest has arrived!

Following Blackie’s order, Kabulto began constricting Golt with his body.

“Youngest! Nice to meet you!”

He began managing the new youngest.

At last, Kabulto’s long time as the youngest had ended.

As Kabulto was giving rapid-fire youngest training,

“Kabulto, put him down for a moment. I have a question.”

Sejun called Golt over to him.

What? Who is this guy?

The weakest one here is giving instructions to Kabulto-nim?

The details of the youngest training hadn’t reached Sejun yet, so Golt was unaware of many things. Sejun’s portion alone accounted for two out of ten chapters, so much content that it was taught last.

Also, placing Sejun last was meant to have him get scolded by accident, sort of like upholding Blackie Family tradition.

Ignore Sejun~nim right away. Pick a fight with Sejun~nim.

Kabulto and the other members of the Blackie Family sparkled with anticipation, eager for the new youngest, Golt, to cause a scene.

However,

“What would you like to know?”

Golt asked with the utmost politeness. Because he had once served a superior like Sejun before. Surprisingly, Ditto, the God of Ruin, was weaker than his own Four Heavenly Kings.

So Golt had no complaints about Sejun being the top superior and behaved respectfully.

“Why did you call Uren a hypocrite? Uren’s ancestor was also a victim, scammed out of money by the heroes.”

“Huh? That can’t be… one moment please.”

At Sejun’s words, Golt placed his hand on Uren’s body.

And then,

“Oh no… this curse was originally meant for the members of the Hero’s Party, but since all of their descendants have died, the curse seems to have been redirected here.”

He began speaking with a troubled expression.

Originally, the Hero’s Party had five members, and before he was sealed, Ditto, the God of Ruin, cursed all five with the Curse of Misfortune as revenge.

The five cursed members of the Hero’s Party lived and died plagued by misfortune, and the curse was passed down to their descendants.

“But Ditto-nim’s curse is quite nasty. If all the descendants die, the remaining curses intensify.”

If one bloodline out of the five ended, the curse meant for five would be distributed among the remaining four, strengthening to 1.25 times.

As the bloodlines of the Hero’s Party members gradually ended, the Curse of Misfortune grew stronger.

About ten years ago, when all the Hero’s Party bloodlines were completely extinguished, Ditto’s curse lost its original targets.

However, the God of Ruin’s rage still burned hot, and by the law of causality, the curse shifted toward the Daemon family, who had funded the subjugation, and ended up on Uren.

The only way to lift the curse, Golt said, was to find Ditto, the God of Ruin, and have him lift it directly.

“I don’t know where Ditto-nim is, but once all of us Four Heavenly Kings are unsealed, Ditto’s own seal will weaken. Then he should reach out to us.”

“Really? Then Piyot should go with Golt and find the other Heavenly Kings.”

Piyo!

[Yes!]

“I know the location where the Heavenly King Forin is sealed.”

As things began to settle down,

Kkaong?

Baektang had regained consciousness at some point.

It’s Sejun~nim!

It’s Sejun~nim’s lap!

Overjoyed at seeing Sejun, Baektang rushed toward him without a second thought.

“Haak!”

Thwack!

He was smacked by Theo and promptly fell into a deep sleep again.

And so, peace returned to the 86th floor of the Golden Tower.

“Alright. Let’s eat lunch quickly.”

[Hehe. Let’s eat now!]

At the Kindergarten of Destruction, Aileen and Flamie chased down the escaping kids and fed them lunch.

“Nooo!”

“Tastes bad!”

“Not eating!”

The kids began escaping from the kindergarten to avoid eating the awful food.

*****

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