Shocking the Nine Heavens With My Sword
Chapter 454 - 438: Creating a Ruckus (1/3)

Chapter 454: Chapter 438: Creating a Ruckus (1/3)

"What, who do you think you are, just deciding to release someone like that? If I were to let him go, wouldn’t that make me lose face?" Black Donkey said in dissatisfaction.

"Hmph!" From the sky, a figure descended, it was an old man who appeared to be in his sixties, with a very sturdy build, and shoulder-length black hair that danced in the mountain breeze, exuding a demon-god-like aura.

Of course, anyone who could step into the Nascent Soul Realm was a heaven-sent genius, a hero in their own right!

It was Lin Yuhua indeed, for his only son was being sat on by, no, a donkey, so naturally, his face was far from pleasant, his eyes seeming to spit fire.

"Even if you are a herald of good fortune, I will still kill you!" he said chillingly.

Black Donkey ground his rear forcefully, and Lin Qianhu beneath him let out a miserably stifled scream. Suffocated by the pressure of Black Donkey, he could only breathe deeply, inevitably inhaling the donkey’s foul odor, nearly exploding with anger.

"Dammit!" Lin Yuhua roared in rage. He had already spoken his piece, yet that damn donkey continued as such, utterly detestable. He struck out with his palm, aiming it straight at Black Donkey.

Black Donkey kicked out with his hoof, a gust transforming into several little black donkeys, charging towards Lin Yuhua.

Bang!

In the resounding crash, both Black Donkey and Lin Yuhua were sent retreating dozens of yards. Their power was nearly equal; neither suffered nor gained the upper hand from the clash, but Lin Qianhu was the one who really suffered—he was sat upon by Black Donkey, and being dragged along, he was like a piece of cloth being rubbed on the ground, carving a deep trench!

Even being of the Spirit Sea Realm did him little good. Deliberately made worse by Black Donkey, half of his body was rubbed raw, the pain making him scream continuously.

"Fiend!" Lin Yuhua shouted angrily. Lin Qianhu was his only son—seeing him in such a state pained him terribly!

"Stinky old man, if you’re unhappy, come and bite me!" Black Donkey finally stood up. Lin Yuhua’s strength was not any weaker than his, and to continue sitting on Lin Qianhu while fighting would only limit his own abilities, leading to his own defeat.

"Die!" Lin Yuhua burst forth, swinging his hands rapidly, waves of Vigorous Qi turning into countless sharp blades, bombarding Black Donkey with him.

"Stinky old man, keep it coming if you dare!" that despicable donkey lifted Lin Qianhu and used him as a human shield.

"Despicable!" Lin Yuhua roared in rage, but he had no choice to withdraw his Vigorous Power, with him and Black Donkey "joining forces," Lin Qianhu’s death was but a matter of seconds.

"I love it!" Black Donkey shamelessly exclaimed. As long as he could defeat his opponent, what did he care about being despicable, vile, or shameless? He was naturally shameless and quite proud of it.

"Release my son and fight me!" Lin Yuhua looked up to the sky and roared in fury, nearly bursting with anger.

"You’re not even a match for me, why should I waste my energy? Now that your son is in my hands, why don’t you kneel and kowtow three times, and call out ’Donkey Master’ a hundred times? I might just barely consider taking you in as human pets!" Black Donkey shamelessly demanded.

"Old man, old man—" Lin Yuhua was beside himself with rage, not knowing what to say, in his roar, he charged at Black Donkey.

But Black Donkey was so shameless, using Lin Qianhu as a human shield. If Lin Yuhua attacked from the left, he’d move Lin Qianhu to the left; if the attack came from the right, he’d shift him rightward.

With nearly equal strengths, Black Donkey could so willfully abuse this tactic.

"Fuck!" Dozens of fruitless attacks later, Lin Qianhu’s body was covered in cuts, and Lin Yuhua’s face grew uglier with anger, swearing loudly in frustration.

As a Nascent Soul Realm Expert, and overwhelmed with rage, that "Fuck" truly reverberated for miles, resounding without end.

Only Black Donkey could cause such a loss of composure in a Half-Step Immortal.

"Old guy, you’re pretty energetic for your age, did you practice the Virgin Boy Technique or what?" Black Donkey kicked and pounded while engaging in higher-level verbal attacks. "Weird though, if you practiced the Virgin Boy Technique, where did this son come from?"

It clicked its tongue while looking at Lin Yuhua, then said: "Old man, your wife must have cheated on you, this son is definitely fake. Let Donkey Master help you tidy up your family tree!"

"Shut your damn mouth!" Lin Yuhua was unable to contain his anger, this was a blatant humiliation, how could he stand it?

"Spit, doesn’t your mom fart too?" Black Donkey retorted despicably.

Lin Yuhua was momentarily stunned, either way acknowledging this statement would lead to no good outcome. As an expert in the Martial Path, attaining his level of Realm was one thing due to his exceptional innate talent, and another due to relentless cultivation. Despite being over a thousand years old, eight hundred of those years were devoted to cultivation. Holding a high position, he rarely had chances for verbal sparring, but facing a shameless creature like Black Donkey, engaging in a war of words was simply humiliating.

"So, your mom doesn’t fart, no wonder you were born without an anus!" Black Donkey nodded, then clapped his hooves, "Big brother, is this guy really your son? Just check if he has an anus and you’ll know. If he’s really your child, he definitely won’t have one!"

What did this despicable donkey care? It simply ripped Lin Qianhu’s pants down, revealing half of his white rear and the other half a gory mess.

"You, you, you—" Lin Yuhua pointed at Black Donkey, his mustache quivering, his face turning black with rage, while Lin Qianhu cleanly passed out.

"As I thought, not his real son!" Black Donkey seemed to have discovered some great secret, very excitedly declared, "Stinky old man, this kid’s got an anus, he’s definitely not your child!"

Lin Yuhua trembled all over, wrapped in Black Donkey’s twisted logic, nothing he said mattered. Was he really supposed to drop his pants and show this damned donkey that he indeed had an anus?

Even if he truly did so, that damned donkey would surely say the anus didn’t look the same, proving they were not related!

"Younger brother!" A majestic voice sounded, followed by two figures stepping into the void, their powerful presence like that of the king of all beasts, causing hearts to tremble.

These are another two Nascent Soul Realm Old Ancestors from the Lin Family, Yuan Shan and Lin Qianji.

"Elder brother, third brother, your timing couldn’t be better!" Lin Yuhua said coldly, "They killed He Yue and kidnapped Qianhu!"

"Hmm, what kind of people are you to dare bully our Lin Family like this!" Yuan Shan said in a deep voice. He was the Lin Family’s top figure and had presided over the clan for more than a thousand years.

"Release them immediately!" Lin Qianji also demanded.

"Hey, hey, hey, stop the noise; do you know how annoying you are?" Black Donkey said unhappily.

"Stubborn and foolish, suppress them directly!" Yuan Shan struck with a palm, as Lin Qianji and Lin Yuhua coordinated their attacks. They were all Half-Step Immortals, and as they pushed forward with their palm strikes, the Deities circulated, launching a full-scale attack towards Black Donkey.

"Mama mia!" This time, Black Donkey could no longer respond leisurely. The opponents were three great Nascent Soul Realm Old Ancestors, each no weaker than it, leaving no way for it to use Lin Qianhu as a shield any longer.

It hastily threw Lin Qianhu aside and with a shift of its hooves, unleashed the Overturning Heaven Palm, striking down towards the three old ancestors of the Lin Family simultaneously.

"What!"

"Impressive!"

"What a secret technique!"

As the Overturning Heaven Palm operated, it transformed into three enormous hands that covered the sky, descending from above to suppress the three great old ancestors of the Lin Family. This was an Immortal Technique, immensely powerful and endlessly mysterious.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Three loud thuds saw the three old ancestors of the Lin Family all hammered into the soil. But it was only for a moment, as the three men quickly leaped up, each with a pale face and a trace of blood at the corners of their mouths. Clearly, they were injured, but not severely, and the vitality that oozed from them was still tremendously strong.

Black Donkey was not faring well either. Since the Overturning Heaven Palm was an Immortal Technique, it wasn’t something it could currently manipulate to its desire. After three strikes, it directly drained nearly thirty percent of its strength, making its footing somewhat unstable.

"Die, you despicable donkey!" The three old ancestors of the Lin Family could naturally see how much spiritual power Black Donkey had spent on those terrifying three strikes and bellowed as they attacked Black Donkey once more, not giving it a chance to recover its vitality.

"Mama mia!" Just a moment ago, Black Donkey had been behaving arrogantly; it instantly took on the appearance of a defeated dog and dashed behind Zhou Heng, "Zhou, protect me! Protect me!"

"Now you’re scared?" All three old ancestors of the Lin Family snorted. How could the three of them have been driven into the ground by a single donkey? This was an extraordinary humiliation — even if they could not kill this contemptible donkey, they had to fiercely vent their anger!

"Scared? As if!" Black Donkey peeked out from behind Zhou Heng, "This seat merely retains its dignity, and doesn’t want to stoop to the level of you small fry. See, first defeat the followers of Donkey Master, and only then will you qualify to challenge this seat!"

The attacks of the three old ancestors of the Lin Family didn’t stop for a second, and they didn’t care that their next strike would also harm Zhou Heng!

Those who crossed the Lin Family had only one way out: death!

Zhou Heng’s gaze sharpened, and a terrifying aura surged out immediately.

Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!

The three old ancestors of the Lin Family instantly fell from the sky, each of them hitting the ground, prostrate, in a highly uniform posture.

How could this be!

The other members of the Lin Family were collectively dumbfounded.

These three ancestors were like Deities in their eyes; even if the sky fell, they would be able to hold it up with their hands!

But now?

The three great ancestors were now prostrated, bowing at the feet of their enemy!

All face and dignity were lost!

In that moment, all the Lin Family members felt a strong surge of anger rise from within. They couldn’t believe that Zhou Heng was powerful enough to make their three great ancestors prostrate themselves; they must have used some vile means!

Yes, that must be it!

How could their revered ancestors simply fall like this!

"What vile tricks have you used?" Yuan Shan said tremulously, feeling his spiritual energy dissipate, which had naturally caused him to fall face down. But why this had happened, he had no clue.

"Despicable!"

"Such shamelessness!"

The members of the Lin Family started cursing in unison. If the three ancestors were dead, considering how many they had offended before, they too wouldn’t escape death, so naturally everyone was ready to go all out.