Secret Records of the Leader of the Beichen Sword Sect
Chapter 184 - 183: Hehaha

Chapter 184: Chapter 183: Hehaha

"You! You! Shut up!"

However, Immortal Jiang Ying also broke her defense over there. She probably had some feelings for that group of sycophants, no, Daoist companions, hoping they could come to her rescue if she held on long enough, maybe even help her detox. Unexpectedly, the Pig Demon got ahead of them, which almost made her spit out a mouthful of blood in anger.

Seeing his success, Hehaha laughed for a while, then his voice changed,

"But, Immortal, I’m just saying, you’re so attached to the mortal world, having so many young talents, it’s understandable if you found someone to marry quietly. But you took them around causing trouble, attracting a swarm of suitors fighting for attention. Now they’ve abandoned even their own sects just to compete for a place by your side, caught up in this catastrophe, delaying their cultivation and tarnishing their reputation. How can their masters easily forgive you!

Yao Honglei, how can you still have the face to stand in the Jianghu! You might as well come back with me early! Warm the bed for the Southern Country Lord, maybe after you serve him well, you could even become his 174th concubine! Hehahaha!"

"Pig! I will kill you! Puh—!"

Immortal Jiang Ying spat out a mouthful of blood, staining the red silk, immediately lighting up the room with a crimson brilliance.

Unfortunately, she wasn’t doing it out of grief-stricken desperation. The red silk whizzed as it wrapped around like a shed python skin, covering the woman under the waterfall, bleeding profusely.

Oh dear, looks like not only was her defense broken, but even her cultivation too.

"Hehahahaha!"

Hehaha Young Master was delighted, clapped his fan into his palm, and collected the momentum of the sword, axe, and hammer, sending them flying to guard the periphery, while the seven-foot treasure sword slowly descended, hanging in mid-air behind him.

Yet the young master didn’t immediately indulge in the spoils of war. Instead, with hands behind his back, he circled around the pool, proudly admiring Immortal Jiang Ying’s figure.

"Hehahaha! Immortal Jiang Ying, you’ve really disappointed me, turns out you only have this bit of skill. You’ve been traveling through Jianghu for many years, how could you believe everything I say?

Oh, I said it was Ziwei Weeping Immortal and Night Lotus Dream, and you actually used gold and silver cassia seed pill and Scutellaria Poria pills for treatment?"

He made a face,

"Fooled you! Hehahaha!"

"Puh—"

Immortal Jiang Ying spat out another mouthful of blood, collapsing on the stone bed under the waterfall, unable to move.

Hehaha Young Master,

"Hehahaha! Seems you really don’t understand, let me teach you then!

Cassia seed clears liver fire, water produces fire to retreat, thus the name. Gold and silver flower is slightly cold, clears heat and detoxifies, cools blood and stops dysentery, adept at neutralizing toxins.

Scutellaria enters Shaoyin, Yangming, Taiyin, and Shaoyang meridians of the hand and foot, enters lung, large intestine, bladder, gallbladder meridians.

Poria generates body fluids, opens skin pores, nourishes water source and descends, benefits water penetration and moistening, strengthens spleen and calms heart.

You just heard me say heart suffocation and fire thriving, blood flow reversed, then interpreted literally, using so many fire-reducing and essence-altering, blood-cooling, Yin-amplifying medicines! But didn’t check that my Seven Fragrances Carefree Immortal Powder has symptoms of Yin and Yang! For men, it causes suffocating fire to burn body, for women, it causes Yin leakage, thus having the extraordinary effect of balancing Yin and Yang, Scattering Technique with immortals!

Even if you don’t know the nature of Immortal Scattering Technique medicine, didn’t you see I was deliberately forcing you to transfer energy, the more you practice, the more Cloud Qi, the medicine circulates throughout your body! Now the more you treat, the more it leaks, dripping sweat with tears flowing, cheeks glowing in spring breeze, acupoints soaked in new rain, Yin energy dispersed through meridians in coldness, unstoppable leakage!

Hehahaha! Claiming you excel in medical poison, even able to regulate your own body this way!

Not comprehending how internal and external appearances can be alike yet different, also differences within and same outside, the fullness and emptiness of the five Zang-fu organs, the flowblock of blood and qi’s nourishment and defense, beyond the observation of ears and eyes, first diagnose to scrutinize, only those with exquisite heart can discuss this basic medical principle!

Seemingly but not truly, prescribing indiscriminately, hearsay and self-harm! You cult amateur with incomplete learning! Never received Mystic Sect’s secrets! How dare you claim to be a True Inheritor of Hidden Immortal, a disciple of the Mystic Sect!

Pah! Can’t even say your master’s name! You’re not fit to be a disciple of the Mystic Sect! Foolish fame seeker, falsely claiming to be a True Man!"

"Puh—!"

There, Immortal Jiang Ying really looked like she was about to die from anger, spitting out another mouthful of blood, staining the pool water bright red.

After spitting three mouthfuls of old blood, whether her cultivation was truly broken or it was a trick, losing so much blood, it looks like she can’t fight too well...

"Hehahaha!"

Hehaha Young Master opened his fan with a snap, fanning the breeze with satisfaction, swiping across his temples,

"I heard of your reputation and wanted to test your skill, invite you to practice dual cultivation in my Righteous Path Mystic Sect. I never thought you really only had this bit of Daoist practice, even though reputed difficulties can’t meet reality, yet you fall far too short.

We are not on the same level at all, meaningless, meaningless. You should go be a beauty cup for that old Southern Country Lord! Hehahaha!"

Even as one of the nine great Immortals of the Mystic Sect, Immortal Jiang Ying failed repeatedly today, belittled into such rubbish by PUA (psychological manipulation), it was humiliating enough to want to die. This time she was truly enraged, the enwrapping red silk lost all Treasure Light it held, her hair disheveled, howling like a defeated dog,

"Who are you really! Being part of the Mystic Sect! Why do you serve the Demon Palace as a dog! Ah ah ah!"

Hehaha Young Master saw her cultivation scattered, Cloud Qi draining, only able to howl like a defeated dog, surely having grasped complete victory, overflowing with pride, no longer even laughing "Hehahaha," instead, became "Yihiiihiiihi,"

"Yihiiihiiihi! You cry out! The more you cry, the more excited I become! Your group of Daoist companions is still carefree in the pigsty, nobody will save you however you scream!

But rest assured, let this Young Master first relieve you of the pain of medicines and stones!

After adjusting your body well, send you to the Southern Country Lord, wakaka aha yihiiihiiihi!"

This Hehaha Young Master had already loosened his sash, preparing to become the Yihiiihii rapist.

Tie Dan observed secretly for a while, this young master might have despicable acts and indecent conduct, but honestly speaking, usually character inversely aligns with strength.

Or rather, when someone is weak and petty, their character has to be righteous to avoid courting death and bringing disaster upon themselves. When strength is great, one can act as they please, indulging freely, revealing their true nature.

However, this Hehahaha Yi-the truth be told, truly strong, mastering Immortal Jiang Ying with ease. Old Dong’s that cunning old fox, probably also calculated his own evil fate would face such a disaster, thus sent him to rescue.

Yet, although it’s a classic hero-rescue-beauty scenario, Tie Dan also didn’t rush to act.

Why hurry, the rapist wasn’t hasty, calmly loosening his clothes, his pants weren’t even off yet, still going "Yihiiihii peach peach peach peach peach peach!" endlessly.

Because that woman did indeed have a famous reputation, even with Protective Divine Skill and Protective Dharma Treasure broken, and poisoned with yin energy, isn’t there still some Poison Needle Secret Treasure, maybe hiding some dark tricks, probably the rapist was also waiting for her to be completely overpowered by the medicine, body beyond control to act.

So Tie Dan patiently ducked down, intending to wait a little longer, until the two of them got entangled, fighting back and forth a few times, waiting for the young master to become exhausted before making his move.

But unexpectedly, the young master was truly formidable, while keeping an enchanting eye on Immortal Jiang Ying’s body, while teasing and joking with victorious tones, suddenly the treasure sword behind him shone without warning!

"Swoosh swoosh swoosh!"

Sun Sword Flame directly burned towards Tie Dan’s hidden place! Turning the land into scorched earth!

Tie Dan was fully alert, immediately performing Earth Escape to dodge!

"Boom boom boom!"

Who would have expected the sword, axe, hammer trio to suddenly emerge from behind without a sound! Sword split, axe chop, hammer smash! Shaking mountains and breaking earth! With flying sand and rocks! A seamless combo!

Forcing Tie Dan to use three Earth Escapes in a row to break out from the ground! Barely avoiding the ambush!

Damn it! This damned thing had already noticed his presence! Even able to remain so calm! Pretending not to know! Until confirming Immortal Jiang Ying couldn’t attack back, then attacked Tie Dan!

These rapists were really sharp, always listening with eight ears and watching with six eyes as professional conduct, eh...

"Hehahaha! A mere Golden Core even dares to rescue the beauty! Such nerve!"

This combo surprise attack chased Tie Dan scurrying while Hehahaha returned to his young master persona, attacking Tie Dan’s Primordial Spirit while spreading the fan in his hand!

"Whoosh—!"

This young master indeed had skill! Upon seeing Tie Dan’s Earth Escape, he knew that Tie Dan was adept in Returning Dust Escape Technique! Immediately using Purple Mist Breaking Dust! Fanning out an astonishing, majestic Purple Mist Tornado in an instant! Enveloping the forest with leaf blades and wooden arrows! Direct strike on Tie Dan’s chest!

"Ah—!"

Tie Dan screamed in agony, knocked flying, laying on the ground, lifeless!

Hehaha Young Master, however, did not let down his guard at all, knowing a Golden Core cultivator capable of executing three Earth Escapes consecutively was indeed a master, even though he shocked Tie Dan’s Primordial Spirit with Hehahaha and broke his Dao Body with Purple Mist Escape Technique, he should be dead, but still dared not relax, casually flicked his fan!

Habit of finishing off reinforces good practice! Divine Gang Flying Axe split close by! Right in Tie Dan’s chest!

"Hehahaha!"