School Beauty's Personal Martial Expert
Chapter 478: Hero saves the beauty plan

Chapter 478: Hero saves the beauty plan

"How about it, Boss? Are these ideas enough for you?" Zhou Qiang bragged with a smug look on his face. In truth, he had bought this little booklet at a roadside stall when returning home late at night. Such books are not sold in bookstores. Just the title alone would probably be censored, right?

Xu Renjie skimmed through it and couldn’t help but smirk, "Not bad, if Laozi actually wins over Ling Xuejiu, you’ll definitely deserve some credit. You won’t be without your share of the spoils then, kid."

Not wanting to be outdone, Niu Peng also leaned over for a look and said, "Boss, let me and Shorty help you study it too. They say three heads are better than one, right? Haha."

Xu Renjie thought it over and said, "You’re right, let’s all study it together!"

After a while, Niu Peng pointed at a passage in the booklet and said, "Boss, I think this ’hero saves the beauty’ strategy here is pretty good. Girls all hope their boyfriends are brave and strong men. If we cause a little trouble for Ling Xuejiu and then you go help her sort it out, it might not win her heart right away, but your image in Ling Xuejiu’s heart is sure to improve, right?"

"Hmm, I also think Pudgy’s suggestion is good," Zhou Qiang said obsequiously.

Xu Renjie was pleased inside, but on the surface, he feigned disdain, "Do you even have to say it? I thought of that long ago. However, Pudgy just mentioned causing a bit of trouble, which deserves some consideration. Keep in mind, Ling Xuejiu is none other than the Ling Family’s Daughter. If we make too big a commotion, we’ll probably end up in serious trouble."

Niu Peng snickered, "Boss, I have a brilliant idea that, even if it causes a scene, would only be a minor issue."

Xu Renjie glared at Niu Peng and said, "Mom’s life, stop beating around the bush and spit it out!"

Niu Peng chuckled sheepishly, no longer daring to tease, and said straight out, "Boss, don’t they always show on TV how girls are really scared of cockroaches? What if we got some cockroaches and let them loose near Ling Xuejiu’s feet? Then, Boss, you could run over, pretend you just saw the cockroaches, and warn Ling Xuejiu. I reckon she’ll be so scared that she’ll jump up from her seat and fling herself right into your arms..."

"Smack!" Xu Renjie clapped his hands together, his face beaming with joy, "Damn, Pudgy, who’d have thought? You’ve got a big head and indeed bigger ideas than others. This is a brilliant plan. But where are we going to find some cockroaches?"

"Boss, I know a place where there are definitely cockroaches," Zhou Qiang said with a proud smile.

"Where?" Xu Renjie asked.

"The big cafeteria," Zhou Qiang replied with a proud smile. "It’s not very clean there, so there are bound to be lots of cockroaches."

"Good thinking," Xu Renjie said appreciatively, looking at Zhou Qiang, "Shorty, then it’s up to you to handle this!"

"Ah?" Zhou Qiang’s scalp tingled as he said, "Boss, I’m scared..."

"Laozi!" Xu Renjie cursed, "Are you even a man? Afraid of catching a few cockroaches? Quit your damn whining. You go with Pudgy. If I don’t see those cockroaches by the end of the second period, you two don’t bother showing up. Oh, and make sure the cockroaches you catch are half-dead. Otherwise, they’ll scuttle off everywhere once we let them loose."

"Don’t worry, Boss. I’m not afraid of those things," Niu Peng said, thumping his chest confidently.