School Beauty's Personal Martial Expert
Chapter 104: Cold joke 1

Chapter 104: Cold joke 1

"Xiao Jie, why do you talk so much nonsense?" Ling Xuejiu couldn’t outtalk Li Mengjie and felt so irritated she wanted to scratch her own teeth. Admitting that Leng Xuan’s cooking was tasty was, frankly, not going to happen. There were indeed two words for that: no way. In annoyance, she said, "I’m not talking to you anymore, I’m going upstairs to review my lessons."

Li Mengjie stuck out her tongue cutely and didn’t say much, just turned to her own TV watching.

When Leng Xuan came out of the kitchen and saw that Li Mengjie was the only one watching TV, he asked casually, "Where’s the young lady?"

Li Mengjie replied, "She went upstairs."

Leng Xuan uttered an "Oh" and planned to go to his room to go online; he hadn’t even powered up the computer in his room yet.

"What are you going to do?" Li Mengjie saw Leng Xuan getting ready to go back to his room and couldn’t help but pout, saying, "Come over and keep me company watching TV."

"You can watch it by yourself, I’m going to go online!" Leng Xuan said.

"Hmm? You dare not listen to me?" Li Mengjie glared at Leng Xuan, feeling pretty frustrated. She was a great beauty, merely asking him to join her in watching a bit of TV, and he was actually reluctant?

Could it be that she had no charm at all in front of him?

You should know, if it were any other guy, they wouldn’t know how happy they’d be!

Thinking this, Li Mengjie also remembered how Leng Xuan kept texting during the last class of the day and felt even more annoyed. Watching Leng Xuan reluctantly sit down on the sofa, she stretched out her hand and demanded, "Let me see your phone!"

"Why?" Leng Xuan was genuinely puzzled. This girl really did treat him like a slave.

"Can’t I just take a look?" Li Mengjie half-coaxed, half-angrily said. In such a manner, it was really difficult for someone to get angry with her, especially for a man.

Leng Xuan really had no way to deal with her and said, "The battery’s dead! If you want to see it, take a look." He dug out the broken phone, and indeed, it was out of battery.

Li Mengjie pursed her lips, feeling somewhat sour, and asked, "Who were you texting with during the last class today?"

Leng Xuan hadn’t really paid attention and replied, "With a sister."

"A sister? Not Xiao Yun?" Li Mengjie felt a sense of relief for no reason, thinking ’So he has a sister! I really misunderstood!’ The thought made her smile happily.

"Xiao Yun?" Leng Xuan looked at Li Mengjie strangely, thinking ’They say a woman’s mood changes faster than the sky, it seems so true!’ Outwardly, he said, "I don’t even have Xiao Yun’s phone number, how could I text her?"

Li Mengjie blushed and said with a chuckle, "What did your sister talk to you about?"

Leng Xuan replied, "She sent a few jokes over!"

"Really? What jokes? Can you tell me, please?" Li Mengjie laughed merrily.

"Uh, okay then." So Leng Xuan told the joke, the content of the story was, "Zhan Zhao caught up with the assassin and subdued him after just a few moves, capturing him and hurrying back to Kaifeng Prefecture.

As soon as Gongsun Ce saw Zhan Zhao, he said anxiously, "Guard Zhan, you fell for the trick of luring the tiger away from the mountain! Just after you went after the assassin, another assassin lying in wait on the roof immediately entered Lord Bao’s room!"

Zhan Zhao was startled, "Is Lord Bao okay?!"

Gongsun Ce looked up at the clouds covering the moon and said, "Fortunately, Lord Bao had the presence of mind to take off all his clothes, so the assassin probably couldn’t find him."

Li Mengjie covered her mouth, laughing so hard she was bending forward and backward. With that laugh, her whole body moved, her chest heaving up and down, and a pair of long, slender, and gleaming **** shook ceaselessly as well. It was so much that Leng Xuan almost got a nosebleed.