School Beauty's Personal Crazy Young Master
Chapter 735 - 812: Apology

Chapter 735: Chapter 812: Apology

"It isn’t any of your damn business if I’m angry or not, who asked you to interfere?"

Yun Fei shot back tooth for tooth, throwing Chen Nan’s earlier words right back at him.

Chen Nan covered her hand and said, "Of course it’s my business, you are my beloved consort after all. How could I possibly let you be angry!"

Yun Fei glared at him, "Beloved my ass, consort my foot, keep spouting nonsense and I’ll rip your mouth to shreds!"

"Fine, fine, fine, as long as you’re not angry, go ahead and rip my mouth apart if you like, I won’t complain as long as you’re willing to do it." Chen Nan leaned in, gazing into her eyes seriously, "I offer you a sincere apology, please don’t be angry, okay?"

Yun Fei snorted coldly, "Between us, there is nothing but a fake certificate. I’m no one to you; there’s no need for an apology."

Chen Nan glared back at her, "Crazy woman, don’t push your luck!" His eyes widened as he continued, "I’m going to apologize today no matter what, if you dare, then stop being angry."

Yun Fei turned her head aside, "I dare not, I insist on being angry, hmph!"

Upon hearing this, Chen Nan said angrily, "Damn it, if you keep being angry, then you’re not a woman!"

"I was never a woman to begin with, I am a female neurotic!" Yun Fei looked at him and said, "That is what you used to say."

Chen Nan felt a sense of collapse, "Big sister, what the hell do you want?"

"I don’t want anything. If you’re impatient, just leave."

Yun Fei appeared to look down on him with disdain, but in her heart, she wished Chen Nan would say a few more nice words to make her feel better.

Mispeaking will inevitably come at a cost!

Chen Nan deeply understood the meaning of this saying. He also knew that the anger in Yun Fei’s heart had mostly subsided and said helplessly, "I’m not impatient, how could I possibly be impatient, tell me, what can I do for you to stop being angry?"

Yun Fei’s eyes brightened, pointing at his nose, she said, "No matter what condition I propose, you’ll agree?"

"Of course, I’ll absolutely agree." Chen Nan said.

"Good!"

Yun Fei stood up, her feet pressing into the mattress, and pointed to the ground, "Then kneel down and apologize to me."

Chen Nan’s eyes bulged in indignation, "I am a man of dignity, a man can be killed, but not humiliated!"

Yun Fei said, "Then just kneel on one knee."

"You want me to propose?"

Chen Nan stared at her, suddenly realizing, "I get it, you’re worried your parents will keep nagging about the wedding, so you’re forcing me to propose to you?"

Yun Fei rolled her eyes at him, irritated, "I’m telling you to apologize, who wants your damn proposal."

"But kneeling on one knee is proposing!"

"You didn’t propose to Xiao Xiao yesterday, did you!" Yun Fei pointed at his nose and said, "You just promised me, no matter what the condition you’ll agree. If you don’t kneel today, you’re a little man who breaks his word, you’re not a man at all!"

Chen Nan grabbed his belt in a rage, "Do you want me to strip to show you, just to prove if I’m really a man!"

Yun Fei pointed at the ground, "Stop being obscene, kneel down for me!"

Chen Nan stood tall and proud, brimming with integrity, "A man’s knees are worth gold; I’d rather die standing than live kneeling."

"Go to hell!"

Yun Fei kicked at Chen Nan with her bare foot, scoffing, "When you apologized to Xiao Xiao yesterday, weren’t you all meek and humble? Where was this proud backbone and integrity then?"

"You don’t know shit. I felt that I truly owed her an apology, that’s why I spoke my true feelings," Chen Nan glanced at her and said, "As for you, it was just a couple of wrong words I said. Do you need to make such a big deal out of it?"

Yun Fei snorted coldly, "Even if I don’t make you kneel, I can’t let you off that easily!"

Chen Nan glanced at the bed, "So, do you want me to sleep with you? Fine, no problem, I agree to anything."

"Shameless!" Yun Fei hopped off the bed, pushed him towards the door and said, "Go, go, go, I’m hungry. You go make breakfast; I’m going back to sleep. Call me when it’s ready."

Chen Nan was pushed out of the room.

"This evil creature really is like a spoiled brat."

Chen Nan shook his head and headed to the kitchen, but as soon as he got to the living room, he saw Black Feathered Chicken pecking ginseng on the coffee table. He pounced immediately, "You damned chicken, what have you been telling Qingqing and the others?"

Black Feathered Chicken dodged and said scornfully, "Idiot."

"You dare curse at me?"

"Curse my ass, you’re an idiot by nature," Black Feathered Chicken looked down upon him, "You still can’t see that the Eastern chick likes you; what else would you be if not an idiot?"

Chen Nan didn’t take its words to heart and headed straight for the kitchen, "What do you know, you numbskull? If she liked me, she wouldn’t be opposing me at every turn."

"She’s just trying to get your attention."

Chen Nan was dismissive, "Bullshit, spewing nonsense."

Black Feathered Chicken snickered contemptuously and pointed at Chen Nan with its wing, "I saw it clear as day. Why do you think she scolded you the moment you walked in? You really think that girl is nosy for no reason? She’s jealous, so she wanted to give you a good scolding to vent. Forget it, with your low IQ, you wouldn’t understand even if Chicken Lord here explains."

"This..."

Chen Nan opened his mouth, at a loss for words.

Although he felt there was no reason for Yun Fei to like him, Black Feathered Chicken’s words weren’t completely nonsensical!

Seeing Chen Nan speechless, Black Feathered Chicken got cocky, "Run out of words, huh? Be nicer to her in the future. Don’t lose your temper for no reason. She might forgive you once or twice, but if you do it too many times and her heart breaks, it can’t be put back together. If you don’t heed the old chicken’s advice, you’re sure to suffer the consequences."

As the chicken became more enthusiastic with its advice, Chen Nan struck back, "You sound so convincing, but how come you, having lived for hundreds of years, haven’t managed to charm even one hen? You can’t become a Casanova just by talking. Get back to your chicken coop and stay out of it."

Black Feathered Chicken was so angry that it crowed loudly.

Chen Nan ignored it and went into the kitchen.

But the damn chicken wouldn’t stop cawing incessantly, and eventually woke up all five beauties in the house. Especially Su Qingqing and Liu Tiantian, who rushed into the living room in their pajamas, scolding Black Feathered Chicken for not only lacking civic-mindedness but also for being utterly heartless.

Even Su Yixuan and Yun Fei gave it a harsh scolding, leaving the chicken so mortified that it finally shut its beak.

One might have thought the matter would end there, but just then the usually quiet and docile Shi’er did something unexpected. She sneakily attacked from behind, dragged Black Feathered Chicken to the ground, and stomped on it harshly, muttering while she trampled, "That’ll teach you to crow, let’s see you crow now, disturbing our sleep, I’ll stomp you until you scream."

Chen Nan watched this scene from the kitchen, completely stunned.

The reserved and ladylike Shi’er had been utterly corrupted by the two mischiefs, Su Qingqing and Yun Fei...