School Beauty's Personal Crazy Young Master
Chapter 485 - 539: Teacher, don’t hit people!

Chapter 485: Chapter 539: Teacher, don’t hit people!

"Lan... Teacher Lan, what brings you here?"

Chen Nan said with a guilty conscience, his expression somewhat stiff as he turned around.

Lan Yuqin snorted coldly and said annoyed, "You bastard skip class every other day, and I haven’t even started to trouble you yet, but you’ve already begun to slander me behind my back. Just wait and see how I’m going to deal with you."

Chen Nan with an innocent face, "The great Teacher Lan, I respect you so much, how could I possibly slander you? You must have heard wrong, definitely heard wrong."

"Don’t you try to squirm your way out of this, come with me!"

Lan Yuqin wouldn’t let him say more and directly grabbed his hand, dragging him toward the office.

Behind them, the two girls burst into laughter.

Especially Su Qingqing, who schadenfreudely shouted, "Cousin, your bluff has been busted, huh?"

Chen Nan felt incredibly frustrated.

If he had known Lan Yuqin was behind him, he wouldn’t have bragged in front of Su Qingqing: "Hey, hey, hey, be gentle, Teacher, men and women should not touch hands, what kind of image does this dragging and pulling give off? Let me go or I’ll scream!"

Lan Yuqin turned around and glared fiercely at him, "Scream then, go ahead and scream! Mr. Chen, I’m warning you, I’m really angry right now, so don’t provoke me!"

"Is it your time of the month?"

Chen Nan asked thoughtlessly, realizing only after he said it that he had been tactless, but by then it was too late for regrets.

"Bastard, it’s your time of the month!"

Lan Yuqin became even more aggressive, pushing Chen Nan into the office and slamming the door shut with a "bang," then picked up the teaching cane and charged at him, ready to strike.

The tigress truly showed her might!

Seeing the danger, Chen Nan quickly dodged, "Teacher, let’s talk this out, don’t hit people, we are civilized, we speak reason. As a role model for students, you need to convince with reason, you can’t be so violent."

"Dare to not dodge then!"

Lan Yuqin, as if her hair was on fire, pointed at Chen Nan shouting and chased after him again to beat him.

Chen Nan was speechless.

This Lan Yuqin didn’t resemble a teacher at all, even the legendary spicy female teachers weren’t this ferocious!

Chen Nan kept dodging here and there while Lan Yuqin swung the teaching cane after him.

The office was filled with the chaos of their footsteps, one might think a third world war had broken out.

Ten minutes later, Lan Yuqin was panting heavily, sweat beading on her forehead.

Seeing her so exhausted, Chen Nan felt somewhat reluctant: "Teacher, stop chasing, you’re not going to hit me."

"Hmph!"

Lan Yuqin took a sip of water and pounced at him again.

"Go ahead, hit me as much as you like."

Chen Nan sighed and stopped running, preparing to let her hit him a few times to vent her anger.

Lan Yuqin grabbed his arm and whipped him a few times with the teaching cane, the first hit quite hard, the second much lighter, and with each subsequent hit, the force diminished. Finally, she couldn’t bear to hit him anymore and said irritably, "Why aren’t you running? Why did you stop?"

Chen Nan lifted his head proudly, "I run when I want to run, I stop when I want to stop, I’m in charge of my body."

"You!"

Lan Yuqin glared at him fiercely, "Such a smart mouth!"

Of course, she could tell that Chen Nan had stopped deliberately because she was too tired, letting her have the satisfaction of beating him.

So this bastard does have a bit of conscience!

The fire in Lan Yuqin’s heart had already died down quite a bit, but she still looked at him sternly, sitting in front of the office desk, "Speak up, where have you been these past days? Why didn’t you ask for leave or come to class?"

"I went to patronize prostitutes, three and a half days in total, found forty ladies. Every night I enjoyed ten of them, it was freaking amazing."

Of course, these words were spoken by the Black Feathered Chicken.

However, the disaster was that this shameless chicken had imitated Chen Nan’s voice when speaking, and Lan Yuqin had been looking at the table just then, unaware that Chen Nan hadn’t spoken, so she immediately misunderstood.

"Smack!"

A palm slammed down on the table, and Lan Yuqin leaped up, pointing at Chen Nan’s nose, and angrily accused, "Chen Nan, you bastard!"

"No... it wasn’t me who said that."

Chen Nan immediately grabbed the Black Feathered Chicken, threatening, "Shut up, you damn chicken, or I’ll steam you later."

"Cluck, cluck, cluck..."

The Black Feathered Chicken crowed, but it said nothing.

Lan Yuqin was nearly driven mad, pointing at the Black Feathered Chicken and roaring, "Are you trying to tell me that it was this chicken that spoke just now? Do you take me for a fool?"

"This chicken really can talk."

Chen Nan pinched the Black Feathered Chicken hard and said, "You damn chicken, speak up quickly and prove my innocence."

The Black Feathered Chicken was silent, not even crowing anymore.

"You motherclucker, speak up!"

Chen Nan glared at the Black Feathered Chicken, but the latter ignored him completely, making Lan Yuqin believe it really was just a chicken that couldn’t speak human language.

"Chen Nan, what else do you have to say?"

Lan Yuqin’s fury, which had somewhat subsided, now grew exponentially, even angrier than before. This damned student had skipped class to visit prostitutes, and now he even dared to speak of it, completely disregarding her as a teacher.

At the same time, Lan Yuqin also felt a twinge of jealousy in her heart.

This guy actually went to see prostitutes, prostitutes! He wasn’t old, how could he commit such a morally corrupt act!

"Teacher, please wait a moment."

Chen Nan, truly at a loss, couldn’t believe he had been trapped by a chicken. He threw the Black Feathered Chicken to the ground and then stepped onto its head, his other foot pressing down hard on its body.

"What are you doing, stop it right now!"

Lan Yuqin was startled, but noticing that the chicken wasn’t crushed to death after Chen Nan’s stomping, she frowned again.

"Thud, thud, thud..."

Chen Nan stomped repeatedly, and after more than ten stomps, the Black Feathered Chicken could no longer hold back and shouted, "Cluck, cluck... Damn you, Chen, let me go, I’m falling apart here!"

Lan Yuqin was dumbfounded.

A chicken that could actually speak.

"How... how is this possible!"

Chen Nan bent down to pick up the Black Feathered Chicken and said, "This breed is a cross between a chicken and a parrot, not only can it speak human language, but it also has a super-high IQ."

The Black Feathered Chicken flapped its wings, but couldn’t break free from Chen Nan’s grasp, "Kid, you’re full of it, I’m a purebred chicken, nothing to do with that damned parrot."

Lan Yuqin was stupefied.

Even if it were a parrot, it would only mimic human speech, but this chicken actually spoke on its own.

"Teacher, now you should believe that it was this chicken that framed me, right?" Chen Nan said, looking at Lan Yuqin.

Lan Yuqin came back to her senses, "Then where have you been these past three days?"

"That..."

Chen Nan’s mind raced, quickly coming up with an excuse, his face filled with sorrow, "Actually, three days ago my master passed away, and I went back to mourn for him."

Having said that, he even forced out two tears from his eyes.

If Xuan Tianji heard this, he would probably either be angered to death or leap up cursing his unfilial disciple.