School Beauty's Personal Crazy Young Master -
Chapter 430 - 484 Women are Lobsters!
Chapter 430: Chapter 484 Women are Lobsters!
Wang Zhikai?
Chen Nan had almost forgotten that name; he had to think back to recall it and then looked toward Yun Fei and teased, "Oh, your super fan, huh?"
"Whatever, it has nothing to do with me."
Yun Fei pouted and leaned over Chen Nan, resting her arms on his back.
Chen Nan was speechless, grumbling, "We’re already at the foot of the mountain, can’t you walk on flat land?"
"I don’t feel like walking; having you as a mount is so much better," Yun Fei said matter-of-factly.
Mount!
Chen Nan’s eyes widened, about to scold her, but just then Su Qingqing angrily said, "You shameless Demon Concubine, how dare you call him your mount!"
Chen Nan silently nodded, feeling this girl had some conscience, speaking up for him at the critical moment.
However, Su Qingqing’s next line made him crumble instantly as she pointed at Yun Fei’s nose and said, "Go stay cool where you like. Idiot is my mount, okay? Since when did he become yours?"
When did I become anyone’s mount?
Chen Nan’s mind was now filled with only three words—f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck...
If an author can tolerate it, the main character cannot!
Chen Nan shook Yun Fei’s hands off, "Mount your head! Go play with your damn eggs; I am not serving you anymore."
"Uh..."
Yun Fei scratched her head and said helplessly, "But, I don’t have eggs; how do I play then?"
No eggs...
Indeed, women don’t have eggs.
Chen Nan was lost for words and burst out after holding it in for a long time, "You fool, if you don’t have eggs, play with your breasts!" He turned around nonchalantly and strode toward the parking lot.
Play with breasts?
How? By kneading them?
The three beauties were momentarily stunned; then, one by one, they chased after Chen Nan shouting, "You perverted jerk, stop, stop!"
Watching their receding figures, Zhao Zhong, covered in dirt and grimace, struggled to his feet with the help of several police officers, muttering fiercely, "Chen Nan, I won’t let you off... Ow, my face, it hurts so much..."
Meanwhile, Chen Nan, chased by the three beauties to the car, was pinned down on his seat and given a good beating.
Although they were hitting him, their punches were as light as raindrops on his body, feeling more like a massage, so Chen Nan didn’t resist at all and even hoped they would continue a little longer to thoroughly enjoy it.
But, the three beauties weren’t strong enough.
After half a minute, seeing that Chen Nan was not even struggling, they also felt it lackluster and let him go.
"Hit me for a bit longer; why did you all stop?" Chen Nan complained.
Asking for more beating?
This guy’s a real masochist!
The beauties looked at each other, then pounced on him again and pinned him down.
Unfortunately, this time they increased their strength, not to give him a massage but to actually hit, no, precisely, to pinch a person...
F*ck, women are indeed like lobsters...
Chen Nan sighed internally, feeling genuinely miserable living with such beautiful lobsters; it was both a pleasure and a torture. They could make you feel ecstatic and dying from pleasure, while also leaving you wanting to cry without tears...
"Damn, stop pinching, I’ll get angry!"
Chen Nan suddenly glared, eyeing these three lobsters.
The trio paused, exchanged glances, and once again raised their lobster claws toward Chen Nan, "Go ahead and get angry; show us what you’ve got."
Chen Nan bulged his eyes, "Don’t test the limits of a man’s patience, or the consequences will be severe!"
"Oh, you a man? How old are you, little boy would be more like it." The three beauties were relentless, and although they didn’t pinch hard, it still hurt.
"I’m angry, I’m really angry now!"
Chen Nan shouted frantically several times, but seeing the claws of these three lobsters attack again, he immediately wilted, "Three lobsters... no, three heroines, I was wrong, even my underwear is wrong, please spare me..."
"That’s more like it."
The beauties smiled triumphantly and finally let him go.
Damn it, if you ever fall into my hands again, I’ll XXOO each of you one hundred times, one hundred times! I’ll make you cry for your dads and beg for mercy! Then change positions and go another hundred times!
As Chen Nan was thinking evil thoughts, Yun Fei suddenly pointed at his nose, "Your eyes are wandering, your face full of lewd smiles, what dirty thing are you thinking about?"
"No... No!"
Chen Nan quickly shook his head.
These three lobsters had such strong attack power, he definitely couldn’t tell the truth even if it killed him, or he would be dead for sure.
To cover up his guilt, Chen Nan hurriedly said, "Anyway, let’s not all crowd around me. It’s getting late, we should head home soon. It’s quite uncomfortable being stared at like this by you all."
"Guilt-ridden thief!"
The three beauties flipped him the bird and turned to get in the car.
...
On the outskirts of Ningjiang City, inside an abandoned dilapidated house.
Jiang Haotian sat cross-legged on the ground, his body enveloped by a layer of black True Qi, emanating a devilish aura.
He was shirtless, the wounds on his shoulder and chest flesh were gruesome, exceptionally sinister and terrifying, resembling a devil.
And in front of him, there was even a black stone coffin!
"Chen Nan, I will make your life worse than death! I want Su Qingqing, and I’ll make you my puppet, turning you into my tool for killing!" Veins throbbed at his temples, his voice filled with boundless anger.
"Once I absorb the residual power from this Ancient Corpse of Yu Dao, we’ll see how you can stop my power as a corpse controller!"
Jiang Haotian’s voice carried a bone-chilling coldness, icy as the reaper from hell, as he stood up and slapped the stone coffin, sending its lid flying off to reveal a blackened mummy inside.
This was the body of a Taoist Master whose strong flesh, desiccated by the wind, had endured for hundreds of years without decaying.
"Chen Nan, you just wait!"
Jiang Haotian spread his hands, and a surge of black True Qi emanated from them, flowing towards the Ancient Corpse in the coffin, absorbing the residual power from the body.
A black mist spread out from Jiang Haotian and the stone coffin, continuously spreading outward.
About ten minutes later, the entire broken house was pitch black, filled with dense black fog; the whole place was imbued with a thick scent of death.
Meanwhile, the wounds on Jiang Haotian’s body were healing at an incredibly fast rate, his inner strength cultivation steadily climbing.
...
At this moment, Chen Nan had already returned home.
On his way back, he bought some medicine for Yun Fei’s foot injury.
In the room, just the two of them, Chen Nan applied the prepared medicated water to her ankle and said, "There, in five minutes, it’ll be as good as before you sprained it."
"It’s quite cooling, feels good."
Yun Fei nodded, then complained, "But you broke my butt, it hurts even to sit down now, what should we do about that?"
"This..."
Chen Nan looked at the medicine in his hand, "This medicine can treat that too. Take off your pants and lie down on the bed, I’ll apply some for you."
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