School Beauty's Personal Crazy Young Master
Chapter 296 - 337: Pleasant Goat

Chapter 296: Chapter 337: Pleasant Goat

"Cousin, am I right?"

Liu Tiantian’s question stumped Chen Nan, leaving him unsure how to respond!

If he said she was right, he would be implying that Su Qingqing was prudishly flirtatious; if he said she wasn’t, that seemed hardly better, especially with her right there—how hurtful!

"Alright, you two stop messing around, we were going to go shopping, right? Let’s get going."

Chen Nan laughed and gestured towards the school gate, leading the way.

The trio didn’t go home but headed straight for the pedestrian street instead.

For girls, shopping seemed to be a natural-born skill. The two young ladies browsed through clothing stores, looking here, peering there, and despite wandering around for over an hour, they were still brimming with energy and didn’t feel tired at all.

However, Chen Nan at their side was beginning to struggle and started to complain.

Seeing Chen Nan’s distressed face, Su Qingqing said discontentedly, "You’re supposed to be our chaperone, you know, and you’re tired already from just a little shopping?"

"Ladies, if you’re going to buy something, hurry up and choose. Looking here and there, you’ve wandered around so much without buying anything, aren’t you just wasting time and energy?"

Chen Nan finally understood the hardship of accompanying women on shopping trips; it was harder than learning English.

"What do you know? This is called enjoying the shopping experience," Su Qingqing said with a giggly smile.

Chen Nan smacked his forehead, "I’m not experiencing any joy, only endless torture. Going shopping with you is tougher than a pilgrimage to the Western Heaven!"

"That’s because you shop too little. Shop more and you’ll gradually get used to it, let’s go!"

Regardless of whether Chen Nan was willing, Su Qingqing and Liu Tiantian each grabbed one of his hands and pulled him towards a boutique.

As soon as they entered, they saw a couple trying on matching outfits. Su Qingqing’s eyes lit up immediately, "Tiantian, what do you think of those clothes?"

"They look great, super great!" Liu Tiantian said excitedly, "I’m definitely buying that!"

"That’s why we are best friends, I was thinking the same thing," Su Qingqing said cheerfully, pulling Chen Nan towards that direction, "All three of us, one each."

Chen Nan stared at them as if they were fools, "Are you guys crazy? Those are couple outfits, we’re not a couple, why the heck would we wear those?"

"Who says only couples can wear them? We are cousins, we can wear them too!" Su Qingqing retorted, turning to a sales associate nearby, "Miss sales associate, can siblings wear this outfit?"

Siblings?

Wearing couple outfits?

The sales associate paused, then quickly said, "Yes, of course! Couple outfits are just about similar styles and colors, making the two individuals look close when walking together. Siblings are the closest relatives in the world, they certainly can wear them."

Su Qingqing nodded happily, "Then great, Miss sales associate, bring us three pieces, two for women and one for men. One for each of us."

"This..."

The sales associate hesitated, then smiled, "Miss, these outfits are sold as a set. One set includes two pieces, one male and one female; why don’t you buy four pieces, that is, two sets, two for women and two for men, how about that?"

"Sure, sure, no problem, please get them for me!"

Su Qingqing smiled joyfully, arching her eyebrows at Chen Nan, with a smug look on her face, "See? I told you siblings can wear them!"

"Are you brain-dead?" Chen Nan said somewhat speechlessly, "You ask the sales associate if it’s okay to wear, and for the sake of making a sale, is she going to say no? Can’t you be a bit less naive?"

Su Qingqing pouted her lips slightly, "You’re the silly one, with such pretty clothes, I don’t care if it’s couple outfits or what, I just like it,, and you must wear it with me."

"This outfit looks good?"

Chen Nan stared at the couple’s outfits on the hanger,, both the men’s and women’s versions were purely designed to look cute, even adorned with a Happy Sheep on the chest!

Ni Ma, are these even men’s clothes?

Chen Nan firmly stated, "Such ugly clothes, too damaging to the image, I’d rather die than wear them."

"If you don’t wear it, I’ll strangle you!" Su Qingqing waved her lobster pliers and looked toward Liu Tiantian on the side, "Little silly, do you think these clothes are ugly? Should we make cousin wear them?"

"They look good, so cute,, cousin definitely must wear them with us!" Liu Tiantian raised both hands in agreement.

Chen Nan broke into a cold sweat, staring at the two of them,, "Depressing, you two are really nuts!"

"Stupid dummy, you dare to scold us!"

Su Qingqing huffed, extending her lobster pliers mercilessly, launching an assault on Chen Nan’s body, pinching the soft flesh around his waist, and threatened, "Say, are you going to wear these clothes or not?"

Chen Nan held his head high and puffed out his chest, "I can have my head chopped off, my blood can flow,, but my valor shall not bend!"

"I’ll send your valor to hell."

Su Qingqing’s face broke into a devilish smile, her two lobster pliers wildly assaulting Chen Nan, rendering him helpless. He couldn’t curse or fight back, so he had no choice but to surrender, "Alright, alright, alright, I’ll wear them, I’ll wear them with you guys."

"Truly my good cousin!"

Su Qingqing laughed triumphantly, taking the clothes from the salesgirl’s hands.

There were four pieces of clothing in total,, each person took one, and Su Qingqing pushed Chen Nan towards the fitting room, "Stupid dummy, you try them first, let us see how it looks,, hehe."

Looking at the clothing in his hands embroidered with Happy Sheep, Chen Nan was on the verge of tears, "To think of Chen Nan, my lifetime reputation ruined over a Happy Sheep,, how sad, how lamentable..."

"Enough of your nonsense, hurry up and change!"

Su Qingqing directly forced Chen Nan into the changing room.

Chen Nan reluctantly walked in and changed into the clothes,, looking in the mirror, he couldn’t bear to look at himself. For a grown man, that cute Happy Sheep on the chest was just too much of an eyesore.

How the hell was he supposed to show his face in public like this?

Chen Nan really felt like tearing the clothes apart, but the thought of Su Qingqing’s lobster pliers immediately dispelled that idea.

"Dummy, why aren’t you coming out yet? Come out, don’t be shy." Su Qingqing’s voice came from outside.

"Yeah cousin, come out and let us see."

Picking up his own changed-out clothes, Chen Nan clenched his teeth, pulled open the door and walked out, only to immediately prompt exclamations from the two girls—

"Wow, cousin, you look so cute!"

Cute!

Hearing that word, Chen Nan felt an impulse to run into a wall.

Looking down at the Happy Sheep on his chest,, he cursed the designer of these clothes countless times in his mind. Even a Big Big Wolf would have been better,, why a Happy Sheep! At the prime of his manhood, supposed to be strong and masculine, and yet to be called cute,, it was such a blow to his pride!