Return to the City: The Strongest King
Chapter 884 - 885 I Need to Pee

Chapter 884: Chapter 885 I Need to Pee

When Song Xiaodong came back again, Qiao Yutong had already fallen asleep. Having suffered such a serious injury and lost a lot of blood, her body was indeed very weak.

Seeing that she was generally okay, Song Xiaodong went out to make a call home to let them know that he might need to stay here for a couple more days.

By now, Miao Qingqing and the others didn’t really ask what Song Xiaodong was up to. At Song Xiaodong’s level, it was completely inappropriate to keep an eye on and control him; trust was what mattered the most.

"Song Xiaodong..." Qiao Yutong’s voice came from within the room.

"What’s the matter?" Song Xiaodong walked in.

"I feel sticky all over and really uncomfortable. I want to take a bath," Qiao Yutong said.

Song Xiaodong immediately replied, "How are you going to take a bath in your condition? If you break an arm or a leg again, it would be very troublesome."

"Can’t you just wipe me down? What kind of doctor are you?"

"I’m a doctor, not a nurse," Song Xiaodong retorted with an air of irritation, but still, he went out and came back shortly with a basin of water and a towel.

"I’m warning you, you’re not allowed to take advantage of me," Qiao Yutong glared at Song Xiaodong.

"So are you going to be wiped down or not?" Song Xiaodong glared back, knowing he couldn’t show any leniency towards this woman, or she would just walk all over him.

Qiao Yutong rolled her eyes and said, "Just wipe me down already, what are you being so fierce for? Don’t think just because you saved me, you can be rude to me whenever you want."

"You’re really troublesome, I shouldn’t have saved you," Song Xiaodong said as he went ahead and pulled the blanket off Qiao Yutong.

Qiao Yutong bit her lip but didn’t say anything. Although her face turned red, her eyes remained fixed on Song Xiaodong, as if trying to intimidate him with her gaze.

Song Xiaodong dampened the towel and began to wipe Qiao Yutong’s body. He sounded harsh, but his movements were gentle.

Seeing the clarity in Song Xiaodong’s eyes, without any hint of malice, Qiao Yutong breathed a sigh of relief. Every time she dealt with Song Xiaodong, she never came away without feeling at a loss, and she had prepared herself for that to happen again this time.

But it seemed that he had no such intentions, apart from wiping the bloodstains off her body, he made no superfluous moves.

However, after a while, Song Xiaodong said nonchalantly, "You’ve got quite a good figure."

"Hey, where are you looking?" Qiao Yutong immediately glared at Song Xiaodong.

Song Xiaodong laughed and said, "I’ve been looking for quite a while now; you’re saying I can’t look, but I already did."

"You..." Qiao Yutong was speechless with frustration.

"Besides, I was complimenting you. What else are you dissatisfied with?" Song Xiaodong said with a smile.

Qiao Yutong said indignantly, "So you mean to say, by you taking advantage of me, tofu-eating if you will, it’s like you’re doing me a huge favor?"

Song Xiaodong said with a grin, "You’re actually spot on. Right now, countless beauties are throwing themselves at me, and I don’t even spare them a glance; me looking at you, you should really feel honored."

"I spit a face full of Pearl Cream at you. I’ve seen shameless people before, but I’ve never seen one as shameless as you," Qiao Yutong retorted.

Song Xiaodong shook his head and sighed, "There’s no believing in truth these days." What he was saying was actually quite true. Qiao Yutong was a friend he’d made before, so it was normal for Song Xiaodong to joke around with her like this. If it were a beautiful woman he’s just met, Song Xiaodong would definitely not joke like this or he’d rather keep his distance from her.

"Oh my god, the more you talk, the more it sounds like an actual thing, I’m really defeated by you," Qiao Yutong rolls her eyes dramatically.

Song Xiaodong tossed the towel into the basin, then pulled up the blanket for Qiao Yutong.

"Hey, wait, I..." Qiao Yutong blushed a deep red as she looked at Song Xiaodong.

Seeing Qiao Yutong’s expression made Song Xiaodong frown and ask, "You don’t need to pee, do you?"

Qiao Yutong became even more embarrassed and said, "Everyone has to answer nature’s call, it’s inevitable."

"Alright, let me get this over with so I can go to sleep," Song Xiaodong said and walked out.

After a while, he came back with a basin and said, "You’ll just have to make do with this, since your thigh is fractured and your arm is broken. Even if I carry you, your arm and leg would be under strain, and your bones can’t take that."

"You’re not going to make me pee in bed, are you?" Qiao Yutong’s eyes widened in shock.

"I have no other choice, and my home doesn’t have a bedpan. Getting you a basin was already very considerate of me."

"Oh my god, how on earth am I supposed to do it?"

Song Xiaodong said with a smile, "If you can’t do it, it just means you can hold it in. When you can’t hold it anymore, it’ll come out."

"Damn it, it would be better to just die, this is so freaking embarrassing. Can’t you find a woman to help me?"

Song Xiaodong shrugged his shoulders and said, "Where can I find one now? If you know someone, have her come take care of you. You think I want to do this?"

Qiao Yutong opened her mouth to respond, "Even if we look now, it’s too late. I’ve been holding it in for so long; if I hold it any longer, I’m going to burst. Just give it to me."

Although Qiao Yutong agreed, Song Xiaodong then discovered another headache-inducing problem. Even for women, lying there and peeing would be peeing upwards; it wasn’t as simple as just putting a basin under her bottom.

When Song Xiaodong slid the basin under her bottom, Qiao Yutong also realized the issue, becoming thoroughly exasperated, "This isn’t going to work, right?"

Song Xiaodong was also deeply frustrated, "Women are so troublesome, if you were a man, I could have just used a mineral water bottle."

"No shit, what can I do with something this short?" Qiao Yutong’s words were quite forthright.

"Damn it, I’ll have to sacrifice myself this time," Song Xiaodong pondered for a moment and ruefully said, "I’ll shift you to the edge of the bed, and then support your legs, and then you just go."

Qiao Yutong’s eyes widened, "What the hell, you’re not going to watch me pee, are you?"

Song Xiaodong rolled his eyes and said, "Do you have another way? I’ll just not look if that’s the problem."

"Oh, come on, just kill me now, I don’t want to live." Qiao Yutong was on the verge of a breakdown. She still had some dignity with her clothing on, and even if Song Xiaodong saw her, it would be like wearing a bikini for a swim, somewhat acceptable. But to pee in front of Song Xiaodong was too much for her to accept.

"Anyway, I’m out of ideas, you choose for yourself. Otherwise, you can only wet the bed."

"Damn it, can’t you come up with something better?"

"It’s your fault for being so badly injured."

"Ah, I’m going crazy, I’m going crazy... Fine, just watch, I’ll go all out. Aren’t you a doctor? I’ll just think of it as contributing to medical science."