Return to the City: The Strongest King
Chapter 411 - 412 Dongzi Hurry Up (Happy Lantern Festival everyone)

Chapter 411: Chapter 412 Dongzi Hurry Up (Happy Lantern Festival everyone)

Once they stepped out of the tent, Miao Qingqing and Xiao Yingying both clung to Song Xiaodong’s arm. It was pitch-dark all around, and only the light from the cellphone illuminated a short distance ahead. But the faint light seemed to be engulfed by darkness, as if it could be swallowed up at any moment.

"I didn’t realize camping was so scary." Xiao Yingying tightened her grip on Song Xiaodong’s arm a little more and said cautiously.

Song Xiaodong said, "It’s cloudy today, so there’s no moon or stars. Otherwise, camping is quite nice, you get to see a clearer night sky than you would in the city."

When they were about twenty meters from the tent, Song Xiaodong stopped and said, "Alright, you two can do your business here."

Miao Qingqing let go of Song Xiaodong’s arm and was about to walk to the side, but after taking just two steps, she stopped, feeling really scared and not daring to go on.

"Dongzi, can you stay with me? I’m really... scared," Miao Qingqing came back and grabbed Song Xiaodong’s arm again.

"Okay, then you do it here." Miao Qingqing nodded and said, "Yingying, you go to the side to do your business."

Xiao Yingying immediately made a pained face and said, "Sister Qingqing, I’m more cowardly than you, I really can’t do it; I’m not trying to use this as a chance to get close to Brother Dongzi, I swear."

Miao Qingqing felt quite embarrassed by what Xiao Yingying had said, and after hesitating for a moment, she finally spoke, "Then let’s all do it here, but listen here, Dongzi, you better not peek."

Xiao Yingying chuckled softly and said, "You don’t need to remind Brother Dongzi to not peek at me; even if he wanted to, he couldn’t see anything, since I turned off the flashlight function on my cellphone."

Seeing that Xiao Yingying was so considerate, Miao Qingqing had nothing more to say, and both began to relieve themselves.

Miao Qingqing and Song Xiaodong had been living together for several days, and they were naturally very close to each other, so this kind of situation wasn’t too awkward. However, knowing that another woman was peeing near her man made Miao Qingqing feel weird.

Listening to the sound of peeing from both sides, Song Xiaodong’s thoughts also started to wander. He knew that Xiao Yingying was not deliberately trying to seduce him at the moment, but this unintentional seduction was actually more unbearable.

After they were finished, Song Xiaodong took the two of them back to the tent. Once inside, Miao Qingqing immediately pinched him secretly, because she could feel that Song Xiaodong was very aroused, obviously stimulated by what had just happened.

Miao Qingqing bit Song Xiaodong’s ear with a threatening tone in her voice, "You jerk, were you excited just now?"

Song Xiaodong coughed softly, wrapped his arms around Miao Qingqing, and said, "Well, changing environments with you got me excited, how about we go for it in a while?"

"No, no! They could hear us." Miao Qingqing was startled and quickly refused. Even though she was very keen on doing such things with Song Xiaodong, she still cared about her image and wasn’t that liberated.

"We can take it slow and be quiet." Song Xiaodong continued to tempt Miao Qingqing, his hands starting to roam over her body.

Miao Qingqing, made weak by Song Xiaodong’s ministrations, did have a desire, but her rationality took the upper hand. She pinched Song Xiaodong, chiding, "Stop it, really, it’s not okay. Behave, we’ll continue when we get home." Then, her little hand grasped his ’bad thing’ as a way to pacify him.

Song Xiaodong was just worried that Miao Qingqing would dwell on what had happened earlier, but now that she wasn’t bringing it up, he didn’t push her further. Making too much noise would definitely embarrass Song Xiaoru, and Miao Qingqing might get angry, which would clearly be a deliberate provocation. As for Xiao Yingying, that girl might get excited; she had the heart of a seductress, and you couldn’t judge her actions by normal standards at all.

After a while, everyone seemed to have fallen asleep. Song Xiaodong wasn’t sure how long he had slept when he heard a voice by his ear, "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law."

"Oh, what’s up?" Song Xiaodong lifted his head and asked.

"Brother-in-law, my stomach feels a bit off, could you accompany me? Hurry, I have diarrhea."

Song Xiaodong quickly got up, and Miao Qingqing also woke up, asking, "What’s wrong?"

"Xuanxuan has diarrhea, I... we’ll accompany her together."

"Diarrhea, what caused it? Never mind, you go with her, I won’t follow," Miao Qingqing said. She was extremely sleepy at the moment, and given that Miao Xuanxuan had diarrhea, which she remembered smelled foul, she naturally didn’t think anything would happen to Song Xiaodong and Miao Xuanxuan.

Miao Xuanxuan urged, "Hurry, hurry, brother-in-law, stop dawdling, or I’ll mess my pants."

Song Xiaodong hurriedly got up, put on his boxer shorts, and followed Miao Xuanxuan in a rush to the riverbank some distance away.

Miao Xuanxuan really had an upset stomach, and as soon as she squatted down, she began to go, releasing a sour, stinky odor as well.

"Brother-in-law, you should go aside, I’m too stinky," Miao Xuanxuan said, feeling quite embarrassed at the moment.

Song Xiaodong said with a laugh, "If it stinks, it stinks, it’s too dark here, and I’m afraid you might get scared."

Miao Xuanxuan cracked a smile and said, "It really is disconcerting. The water in this little river is so shallow, but now I feel like it’s unfathomably deep, as if something might pop out at any time."

A minute or two later, after Miao Xuanxuan was done, she said, "Brother-in-law, do you have paper with you?"

"No... You’re not going to tell me you didn’t bring any either, are you?"

"I didn’t bring any..." Miao Xuanxuan said with a wry smile, "I was in such a rush that I didn’t feel it in the dark tent, so I just dashed out."

Song Xiaodong said, "I’ll go get it for you."

"No way, it’s too scary here," Miao Xuanxuan hurriedly replied.

"Well then... How about this, you wash up in the little river, that should do the trick."

This was actually a good idea. Miao Xuanxuan, still squatting, moved to the edge of the little river and washed herself off, finally able to stand up again.

"I don’t know what happened, my stomach feels so terrible," Miao Xuanxuan said resentfully, feeling that she had just made a fool of herself, which made her lose any desire to mess around with Song Xiaodong.

"You must have eaten something wrong. When we get back, I’ll help you take care of it."

"Hmm," Miao Xuanxuan agreed, and she and Song Xiaodong returned to the tent. As soon as she got in, she immediately exclaimed, "No, no, it’s happening again, brother-in-law, hurry up."

Miao Qingqing hadn’t fallen deeply asleep and became worried this time too, accompanying Song Xiaodong to help Miao Xuanxuan relieve herself once more. Now, Miao Xuanxuan felt so weak that Song Xiaodong simply carried her back. This time, he directly placed Miao Xuanxuan into the tent he shared with Miao Qingqing, saying, "Let me massage you a bit, it should help alleviate it, otherwise, you’re going to get dehydrated from all this diarrhea tonight."

Miao Qingqing crawled into the tent, pulled the mosquito net closed, and said, "Then hurry up, this is really something. You always exercise regularly, yet your physical condition is still so poor."

Now there were three people inside the tent, with Song Xiaodong in the middle, Miao Xuanxuan and Miao Qingqing on either side.