Reincarnated as the Villain's Sister
Chapter 82: Let’s catch those idiot

Chapter 82: Let’s catch those idiot

"No problem! Totally fine! Honestly, better this way!"

As Lu Qingyan took her spot beside her, clipboard in hand, she quietly muttered, "Why the hell is someone this pretty also good at running..."

The heavens really didn’t give others a chance.

She gave Wen Mingming a quick side glance.

Hair tied in a neat ponytail, skin glowing like a peach, lips pink even without tint.

Meanwhile, Lu Qingyan had barely made it through brushing her hair without stabbing her eye with a comb this morning. The girl beside Wen Mingming even smelled like floral shampoo. Compared to her previous patrol partner—a perpetually sweaty Peng Jianda whose body odor could wage chemical warfare—this was practically a luxury shift.

Lu Qingyan: ?

Wen Mingming realized she was distracted and inwardly scolded herself a few words.

Then she immediately changed her words,

"No...I meant to say that it’s no problem if he can’t come. It’s the same whether it’s with you or him."

Afterward, Wen Mingming briefly explained to her about their work.

It was basically deducting points from those that had forgotten to wear their uniform, and writing down the names of those with dyed hair or obvious tattoos.

"Those in our line of work will often encounter campus bullies and school tyrants, and they’re even the especially stubborn and mischievous kind. Fatty...Peng Jianda belongs to those that move forward with torrential force, but us girls need to be more tactful."

"First, you have to reason with them, but if they really refuse to listen, then you have to secretly write down their names and tell the teacher. It’s best to not directly oppose them, but you still need to be unyielding toward those with unrepentant attitudes."

Lu Qingyan nodded repeatedly.

The morning passed uneventfully—just some uniform violators and a boy who tried to argue his silver highlights were "natural from stress."

By the time the morning reading bell approached, Wen Mingming led her to the back gate of the school with all the enthusiasm of someone revealing a hidden dungeon.

Wen Mingming squatted down in a hidden corner and mysteriously said to her, "Now that the main entrance of the school can’t be entered, and if you enter, you must record your name with the safety guard uncle, so typically, those that are late and don’t want their names to be recorded will jump over the wall here. Fatty and I.... I mean Peng Jianda and I used to squat here, squat here to catch them."

Wen Mingming sighed when she talked to this point, "But now, those people have perfected this. They will usually wait until the morning reading, or when the first class has already started, before going over the wall. At that point, we have already returned to class, so we won’t be able to catch them."

"But there will still be those kinds of idiots who specifically pick this time of day to jump over the wall. Let’s catch those idiots."

On the surface, Lu Qingyan continued to nod her head, but in her heart, she wondered if there would really be this kind of idiot who was basically just waiting to be caught?

Who would have expected that as soon as Wen Mingming’s words fell, there would be a sneaky figure going over the wall.

Rustle.

Lu Qingyan’s head snapped up. A figure was clumsily hauling themselves over the wall, backpack first, like a burglar who hadn’t done proper core training.

Wen Mingming winked at her, "Look, isn’t the opportunity here!"

She didn’t hesitate either as she immediately rushed towards the goal.

Lu Qingyan glanced over and suddenly felt that the figure of the person who jumped over was a bit familiar.

Lu Qingyan squinted—

Wait.

That back profile looked painfully familiar.

After a closer look, Lu Qingyan covered her face.

What the fuck?

Wasn’t this Lu Mingxuan?

Lu Qingyan slowly lowered her clipboard and covered her face with one hand.

Lu Mingxuan hadn’t landed for long before Wen Mingming quickly ran over with the check-in form.

She loudly yelled, "That classmate over there, stop moving! You’ve already been seen by me! If you remain in your spot, there might be some leniency!"

Lu Qingyan saw from a distance that Lu Mingxuan seemed to have said some curses before turning around and running without any hesitation.

Wen Mingming immediately started chasing.

"Classmate, stop running! There is a security guard uncle waiting over there. You’ve already been surrounded, just surrender already!!"

Lu Qingyan: "..."

How was this class duty?

This was obviously a Hong Kong police movie!!

Why does it feel like both the cop and the criminal are running on 2% brain battery?

Neither the ’cop’ nor the ’criminal’ looked particularly intelligent, but at least they had spirit.

However, Lu Qingyan wasn’t given much time to process her emotions.

Because she never expected that another idiot would appear today.

Lu Qingyan remained silent as she watched a hand with distinct joints appear from the other side of the wall.

Then a pair of scuffed sneakers.

Then—

Then, that person used a little force to fling upwards before the shoes quietly landed on top of the wall.

The early morning light shone through the ends of his hair, creating flickering golden light. There were a pair of beautiful eyes, long and narrow, under the fluttering pieces of red hair. His expression appeared languid and there were faint shadows under his eyes, as if he hadn’t slept well last night.

When the person crouched on the wall looked down, his gaze happened to clash with Lu Qingyan’s who was looking up at him.

Lu Qingyan tilted her head.

No way.

Their eyes met.

Wang Jingyuan blinked.

Lu Qingyan blinked back.

She never would’ve expected the second idiot to be Wang Jingyuan.

Wang Jingyuan glanced down at her for a while, then steadily jumped down to the ground right in front of her.

He then faintly brushed off the dust on his coat.

He adjusted the collar of his jacket, casually dusting it off like nothing happened. Like he didn’t just climb over a wall and almost give her a heart attack.

Lu Qingyan opened her mouth. Closed it.