Reborn as His Intellectually Disabled Wife
Chapter 322 - 323: Husband, I’m Here to Catch the Cheater

Chapter 322: Chapter 323: Husband, I’m Here to Catch the Cheater

Lin Hang was at a loss for words.

He had only taken two tickets because he wanted to go alone with her.

How did it turn out to be her going with her husband?

Shi Mei had already sat down, gleefully picking up the tickets, and said, "Yan City Grand Theater, Yan City Joy Valley, hehehe, I want to go to them all!"

Then, Shi Mei tugged and ran to the family’s telephone, picked up the receiver, and started dialing.

The Shi Family’s phone was a classical rotary phone from the last century, which Grandma Shi adored greatly. Thanks to proper maintenance, it still looked brand new and beautiful.

Lin Hang watched her, looking like she was going to call her husband.

Indeed, Shi Mei quickly got through and exclaimed, "Hubby~"

Her sweet, glutinous voice sounded like a little girl being coquettish with an adult, cute enough to melt anyone’s heart.

Lin Hang had never seen her like this before, and it made his heart feel stuffy.

Meanwhile, Shi Mei held the receiver, and soon Shi Lingyan’s voice came through, "Mm."

It was a low voice, sounding somewhat distracted.

Shi Mei giggled and said, "When will you be back, Shi Mei misses you! Shi Mei can’t see her hubby, and it hurts so much!"

Lin Hang: "..."

My heart hurts, too!

Shi Lingyan: "...Who taught you to talk like this again?"

"It’s the truth from Shi Mei’s heart, I think about you every day and can’t sleep, sob sob sob, the days without you are so lonely, all the heartbreak stays with me..."

"Alright, I’m still working," Shi Lingyan interrupted her "heartfelt confession," "You go have fun first."

"Are you coming home tonight?"

"Mmm."

"Hmph," Shi Mei puffed her cheeks, looking very unhappy, "You’re not coming back again, are you? Pig trotter!"

Shi Lingyan chuckled softly, "Good girl, I’m working outside. I’ll come back after I finish in a few days."

"Really?" Shi Mei pouted, "You better not be lying!"

"Really."

"Okay then," Shi Mei begrudgingly trusted, "then I’ll wait at home for you to come back!"

"Mm."

Shi Mei hung up the phone, then abruptly turned to look at Lin Hang.

All the swagger Lin Hang had when he first arrived seemed almost gone now, and he appeared a bit bitter.

With a mysterious face, Shi Mei leaned in and asked, "Do you know where my hubby’s company is?"

Lin Hang saw right through her intentions and asked, "Are you going to find him?"

"Shh!" Shi Mei’s face turned serious, "I’m going to catch him cheating!"

Lin Hang: "???"

Shi Mei: "The books all say that men who claim to be busy working outside are actually spending time with other women, kissing and hugging, then doing shameful things!"

Lin Hang: "..."

Then, Shi Mei quickly ran to her room, grabbed her pink little purse, and dragged Lin Hang out the door.

Half an hour later.

At the entrance of SW Building, Shi Mei put her hands on her hips and yelled, "Hubby, I’m here to catch you cheating!"

Her shout attracted the attention of many people.

"Hubby, I’m here to catch you cheating, catch you cheating, catch you cheating!"

Lin Hang, with a face full of exasperation, pulled her away and said, "That’s not how you catch a cheater."

Other people catch cheaters discreetly, waiting to catch them in the act; but she, on the other hand, acted as if she was afraid others wouldn’t know, proclaiming it to the whole world!

With Shi Lingyan already in the spotlight, her actions might end up making tomorrow’s headline news about ’Shi Lingyan’s affair.’

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Shi Mei: I want to have two kids with hubby, a boy to play with, a girl to dress up～

Shi Damantou (cautiously): Mom, did you maybe misspell something?

Shi Xiaoman: Mommy is the best～

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Regarding Lin Hang: Some people think the female lead is too ruthless towards Lin Hang, so, rather than letting him face reality, should she keep him as a backup plan?

Does she have to keep pulling Shi and dragging Lin at the same time?

Too sleepy, not quite in the zone, will update tomorrow afternoon, kiss kiss.

Need tickets, need more tickets!