Rebirth of the Supreme Immortal Emperor
Chapter 218 - 218 217 Aunt Flo Might Have Arrived

218: Chapter 217: Aunt Flo Might Have Arrived 218: Chapter 217: Aunt Flo Might Have Arrived “Ah!”

Lin Xuanfei let out a cry of alarm when Li Chen’s hand accidentally touched her sensitive spot, and she blushed instantly.

Li Chen also retracted his hand with an embarrassed look, as if he had touched an electric wire.

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to!”

“It’s okay!” Lin Xuanfei whispered back, her cheeks flushed.

The little incident just now made both Li Chen and Lin Xuanfei feel a bit awkward, so they both instinctively chose to be silent.

Lin Xuanfei actually wanted to chat with Li Chen, but she didn’t know what to say at that moment, hesitating several times.

Five minutes later, Li Chen and Lin Xuanfei arrived at a clothing store called Uniqlo.

Upon seeing customers, the sales associate hurriedly jogged over to greet them.

“May I ask what you two are looking to buy?”

Li Chen pointed at Lin Xuanfei and said, “Buying clothes for her!”

After the sales associate acknowledged, she turned her gaze to Lin Xuanfei, asking what style of clothing she liked?

Lin Xuanfei didn’t answer, but instead looked at Li Chen with her beautiful, wide eyes blinking.

The sales associate, good at reading people, immediately took out the latest chiffon slimming dress when she saw they were having trouble deciding.

“Sir, this is our store’s latest model.

Your girlfriend will surely look beautiful in it!”

Hearing the words “girlfriend,” Lin Xuanfei felt like there was a little deer thumping around in her chest, her heart racing.

She stole a glance toward Li Chen with the corner of her eye, curious about his reaction to the word “girlfriend.”

Li Chen’s expression remained unchanged, and he asked Lin Xuanfei, “What do you think?”

Lin Xuanfei said in a low voice, blushing, “If you think it’s good, then it’s good!”

Li Chen said, “Then go try it on!”

“Mhm, okay!”

Lin Xuanfei nodded like a pecking hen, took the dress, and went to the fitting room led by the sales associate.

After a full twenty minutes, Lin Xuanfei emerged with graceful steps.

The chiffon waist-slimming dress on Lin Xuanfei gave her an ethereal presence, like a fairy that does not partake in the mundane world.

Furthermore, there was an enticing blush on her cheeks, making her exceptionally charming.

Lin Xuanfei approached Li Chen with shy eyes, turned a circle in place, and asked with eyes full of anticipation, “Does it look good?”

Before Lin Xuanfei finished speaking, the nearby sales associate couldn’t help but exclaim sincerely.

“Beautiful, truly beautiful, just like a fairy from heaven.

Sir, you must have saved the galaxy in your past life to have found such a beautiful girlfriend!”

Hearing the word “girlfriend” again made Lin Xuanfei’s heart feel as sweet as if she had eaten honey.

She thought “girlfriend” must be the most marvelous term in the world.

Although it was only a simple three-word phrase, it bestowed an incredibly delightful feeling.

It wasn’t honey, but it was sweeter than any honey.

It wasn’t wine, but whoever drank it would surely be intoxicated.

…

“Yes, very beautiful!”

Li Chen also sincerely complimented.

Indeed, Lin Xuanfei was very beautiful, and compared to Ye Chuxue, each had their own grace and charm.

Upon hearing Li Chen’s compliments, Lin Xuanfei’s heart bloomed with joy.

“Brother Li Chen, since we’re already at the mall, why don’t you buy a piece of clothing too?”

The salesperson was also very savvy, hearing Lin Xuanfei say this, she promptly came forward to pitch the clothing.

“Sir, we have a very fashionable couple’s outfit here, noble and elegant, which suits both of you quite well.

Would you like to try it on?”

Seeing Lin Xuanfei staring at him with expectant, wide eyes, without even blinking, Li Chen could not bring himself to dampen her spirits and nodded, saying, “Let’s give it a try then!”

After changing into the clothes in the fitting room, Li Chen looked at himself in the mirror and a devilish smile couldn’t help but rise to his lips.

Just then, a discordant noise came from the next booth.

He listened attentively for a moment, his eyes narrowing slightly, staring unblinkingly at the partition.

Soon after, the fitting room’s partition began to turn transparent.

The scene that came into view almost caused him to have a nosebleed.

Goodness, a live action pure love film, is this Uniqlo’s 2.0 upgrade?

In the next fitting room, there was a man and a woman.

The woman looked to be about twenty-five or twenty-six, with a figure that seemed very impressive, clearly someone who practiced professional dance.

The area below her neck was also amply endowed, comparable to that of some celebrities.

The man, on the other hand, was a middle-aged uncle in his forties or fifties, sporting a general’s belly and even a bald head, clearly a nouveau riche country bumpkin.

It looked like the man wanted to unlock a new position, while the woman seemed reluctant.

Knowing the woman’s thoughts, the man said with a wicked smile, “Little Mei, you’ve been eyeing that brand new Hermes LV bag of the year, haven’t you?

Once we’re out of here, I’ll go buy it immediately.

How about that?”

Upon hearing the man’s offer to buy her the long-coveted Hermes LV bag, the woman’s eyes immediately sparkled.

“President Zhao, are you really going to buy me that newest model of the Hermes bag?”

Her best friend owned a Hermes bag and would often flaunt it in front of her.

Thus, the vanity-loving her also desired such a stylish bag.

But, her boyfriend was just an ordinary office worker.

After deducting social security, housing funds, and daily expenses, there wasn’t much money left.

There was no way he could buy her a branded bag worth tens of thousands.

President Zhao nodded very generously and said, “Of course, as long as you’re good, you can have anything.

Money’s no object for me, I can be that willful!”

The woman hesitated for a moment, but for the sake of the designer bag, she reluctantly nodded in agreement.

Just at their most passionate moment, a loud “bang” suddenly echoed; the fitting room partition was fiercely slapped by someone.

Fearing being discovered by others, the woman was already extremely nervous.

Now, shocked by the thunderous sound, she became incredibly tense,

“Ah!”

Li Chen gently coughed as a reminder:

“Ahem, just a friendly reminder, the nearest hospital from here is City Ninth Renmin Hospital.

It would take thirty minutes on foot, but only five minutes by car.

Go now, soon it will be the rush hour, and during that time, the road to the hospital tends to get congested!”

After speaking, he walked out with a mischievous grin, striding away.

At that moment, the bald executive, holding his pants with one hand and covering his groin with the other, dashed frantically towards the entrance.

Lin Xuanfei, unaware of what had happened, asked, “What’s wrong with him?”

Li Chen looked around and said seriously, “I don’t know, maybe there’s a gas leak at his home?”

Lin Xuanfei, half-doubtful, asked, “But why do I see blood on his pants?”

Li Chen replied, “That’s because his ‘aunt’ came to visit!”

“‘Aunt?'” Lin Xuanfei exclaimed in disbelief, with a ghostly expression.

Li Chen nodded solemnly and said, “Yeah, now that men and women are equal, why can’t we men have ‘aunts’ just as you women have your ‘periods’?”

Lin Xuanfei: “…”