Rebirth of the Supreme Immortal Emperor
Chapter 200 - 200 199 Showing Off and Getting Struck by Lightning!!!

200: Chapter 199: Showing Off and Getting Struck by Lightning!!!

200: Chapter 199: Showing Off and Getting Struck by Lightning!!!

“I’m just eating a banana, what’s with that look?”

Ye Chuxue saw Li Chen’s weird expression and kicked him with her foot.

Li Chen sheepishly smiled, “It’s nothing, nothing.

The way you eat a banana is really sexy!”

Ye Chuxue rolled her eyes dramatically and grumbled, “Cut it out, that definitely wasn’t a compliment!”

“By the way, midterms are next week, they are really important, you can’t skip classes anymore.”

Li Chen thought about his free schedule lately and nodded in agreement.

“Alright, Xue’er, take it slow.

Don’t let me accidentally surpass you, alright?”

Ye Chuxue glared at Li Chen and said, “Cut it out, you class skipper, dreaming of surpassing me?

Dream on!”

Li Chen took a sip of orange juice, raised his eyebrows, and looked at Ye Chuxue, asking, “Xue’er, don’t be so absolute.

How about we make a bet?”

Ye Chuxue puffed out her small chest, pouting her lips, “A bet it is, who’s scared?

What’s the wager?”

Li Chen thought for a moment, raised a finger, and said, “Just one request.

The loser must fulfill one demand from the winner unconditionally, how about that?”

Ye Chuxue saw the mischievous smile on Li Chen’s face and had an ominous premonition.

However, she had absolute confidence in her academic performance, so she didn’t take it to heart.

“Fine, just wait and cry later!”

After finishing the buffet, Ye Chuxue rubbed her flat stomach and pouted, “Humph, it’s all your fault, I’m gonna get fat from this!”

Li Chen, speechless, looked at Ye Chuxue’s belly and asked, “Xue’er, where have you gotten fat?”

“If I say I’m fat, then I’m fat!”

Ye Chuxue had a proud and willful expression.

Li Chen quickly surrendered, saying, “Okay, okay, okay.

If you say you’re fat, then you’re fat!”

“Smack!”

Before Li Chen could finish, Ye Chuxue slammed the table hard, pouting and looking quite aggrieved.

“Li Chen, what do you mean by that?

Are you repulsed by me?”

Li Chen, embarrassed: “…”

“Xue’er, where are we going?”

Ye Chuxue thought for a moment and said, “It’s activity class in the afternoon at school, let’s not go back.

come shop with me!”

Li Chen nodded and said, “Alright!”

However, as soon as they walked out, they heard a string of curses.

Li Chen glanced over and saw a middle-aged man, his belly protruding under his baggy suit, pointing at his Mercedes-Benz and furiously yelling at a shabby-dressed old lady and her five or six-year-old granddaughter.

“You old good-for-nothing, can’t you watch where you’re walking, look what your granddaughter has done, she scratched my car!”

The old lady repeatedly apologized, but the newly-rich middle-aged man was relentless, insisting she pay him 20,000 yuan for repairs.

Hearing him demand 20,000 yuan, the old lady, terrified, started weeping and knelt down.

“Sir, my granddaughter had meningitis when she was little, she’s a bit slow, she didn’t mean to scratch your car, please have mercy, don’t be so harsh!”

While speaking, she took out a worn handkerchief, carefully unwrapping it.

Inside were a fifty yuan bill, two ten yuan bills, and several one yuan bills.

She took out two one-yuan bills and tremulously handed over the rest.

“I’m keeping two yuan to buy my granddaughter some steamed buns, the rest of the money is all here.”

However, the middle-aged man didn’t even look at it, he just knocked the meager seventy some yuan to the ground.

“You old good-for-nothing, it costs me thousands just to repair the car.

Your few yuan won’t even cover the cost of gas for me to step on the pedal!”

The old lady had no choice but to hold her granddaughter, using her skinny, bony hands to wipe away tears.

Ye Chuxue couldn’t stand it anymore and stepped forward to help the old lady up.

“Your car is insured, right?

It’s just a scratch, fixing it at a 4S shop won’t cost much, why make it so hard for this old lady?”

The middle-aged man, seeing Ye Chuxue’s stunning beauty, which resembled a fairy from heaven, was so dazzled his eyes shone.

He swallowed hard and said, “This car of mine is the latest Mercedes-Benz model, bought for over a million, fixing it won’t cost less than fifty thousand.

I’m only asking her for twenty thousand, that’s because I pity her!”

Ye Chuxue said, “But the old lady doesn’t have the money!”

The middle-aged man stared greedily at Ye Chuxue and said lewdly, “She doesn’t have money, you could pay for her!”

Ye Chuxue shook her head, saying, “I don’t have it either!”

The middle-aged man licked his lips and said, “That’s easy, just spend one night with me, and we’ll call the twenty thousand even, how about it?”

However, before he could finish his sentence, Li Chen walked straight over, pointed at his nose, and sternly demanded, “I’m giving you a chance, kneel down and apologize!”

The middle-aged man was furious to see a high school student daring to make him kneel and apologize.

“Hey, kid, you’re quite bold.

Do you know who I am to make me kneel?”

Li Chen sneered, “I don’t care who you are, I’ll count to three.

If you haven’t knelt to apologize by then, I’ll make sure you can never stand up again!”

“Ha, you little brat who hasn’t even grown all his facial hair, who are you trying to scare?

When I was playing tough in the streets, you were still peeing in your diapers!”

The middle-aged man leaned against the Mercedes, full of disdain.

Li Chen looked at him smilingly and said, “Don’t regret it!”

“Whoever regrets is a son of a bitch.

If you don’t pay me 20,000 yuan today, none of you can leave!”

While speaking, the middle-aged man took out his phone, ready to call his cronies.

Li Chen’s pupils shrank slightly, a sharp glint in his eyes, he looked up at the clear blue sky and spat out two words.

“Thunder Strike!”

The middle-aged man, who was making a call, heard Li Chen shouting “Thunder Strike” and burst into laughter, pointing at the clear sky, “You must have gone dumb from studying, kid.

It’s a clear day, how could there possibly be…”

Before he could finish the word “thunder”, a loud boom echoed.

The clouds tore apart, and lightning struck like a dragon and snake, directly striking down.

“Crack!”

“Boom and roar!”

The middle-aged man was struck by lightning in mid-air, charred inside out, his hair stood on end, and he even spit out a puff of white smoke from his gaping mouth.

Seeing such an incredible scene, everyone present was dumbfounded.

“Wow, casually summoning Divine Thunder, this can’t be a movie set, right?”

A bright student in physics pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses, offering what seemed a very reasonable explanation.

“It seems like ball lightning, a very rare natural phenomenon!”

Hearing the explanation from the guy with glasses, the onlookers nodded hesitantly.

After all, ball lightning is a natural phenomenon and falls within their realm of acceptance.

But saying someone casually summoned lightning would totally overturn their understanding of the world and was simply not acceptable.

Someone called the police and in no time, police and ambulances arrived.

The attending officer recorded Li Chen’s statement, asking about the specifics.

Li Chen said innocently, “Officer, I didn’t even touch him, everyone here can testify to that.

He’s done enough bad deeds to deserve Heavenly Punishment, it has nothing to do with me.”

“How does that saying go?

‘Pretend to be cool and get struck by lightning.’ He was always showing off here, getting struck by lightning really isn’t strange.”

The attending officer was stunned by Li Chen’s words, but after asking a couple more bystanders and confirming Li Chen’s account, they treated the incident as an accident.

Others believed Li Chen’s fib, but Ye Chuxue didn’t believe a word of it.

She pulled on Li Chen’s arm, making sure no one else was paying attention, then whispered suspiciously, “How did you do it, just waving your hand and summoning thunder?”

Li Chen raised his eyebrows proudly, “Why, you want to learn?”

Ye Chuxue nodded vigorously like a pecking chicken, “Mhm, I want to learn, teach me!”

Li Chen smiled mysteriously, leisurely saying, “To learn it well, first share a bed with your master!”

“Jerk, don’t think you can get this…

good stuff without winning me over first!”

As she said the words “good stuff”, her cheeks involuntarily flushed red.

Li Chen asked, “What good stuff?”

Seeing Li Chen feigning ignorance, Ye Chuxue glared with round eyes, “Jerk, what are you thinking about all day, so dirty!”

Li Chen shrugged, “I’m thinking about you all day!”

Ye Chuxue, unable to out-talk Li Chen, clenched her fists.

“You jerk, forcing me to get physical just so I can prove that I excel both in scholarship and Kung Fu, right?”

“Jerk, don’t run!”

Ye Chuxue clenched her fists and chased after Li Chen.

As Li Chen was running, he suddenly turned around and swept her off her feet in a carry.

Ye Chuxue was initially shy, but after struggling a bit and realizing she couldn’t break free, she relaxed and lay cozily in Li Chen’s arms like a tame kitten.

Across the street, a young couple witnessed the scene.

The girl pointed at Li Chen and Ye Chuxue, telling her boyfriend, “So romantic, I want a princess carry too!”

The boyfriend, glancing at his nearly 400-pound girlfriend, adjusted his glasses and said sadly, “His is called sexy, yours is humor, I just can’t lift you!” (Note 1)

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Note 1: Choosing a girlfriend guide: 80 pounds is bony, 90 pounds is sexy, 120 pounds is meaty, 180 pounds is…

humorous!