Rebirth: He Decides to Lie Flat
Chapter 549 - 549 544 Bedwetting

Chapter 549: Chapter 544 Bedwetting Chapter 549: Chapter 544 Bedwetting Jiang Yan and Mu Jiawen returned to Beijing and rested for a night before visiting Qi Lihong at the hospital the next day.

Both children weighed just over four pounds, a bit light. But for twins, that was already quite good, and since they were normal in every other way, all they needed was to gain some weight to catch up.

“How about that, Jiang bro, I’m pretty awesome, right?” Liu Wenhui bragged to Jiang Yan with a wink.

Jiang Yan was quite speechless. It’s not like you were the one giving birth, so what the hell are you proud of!

“A pair in one go, we…”

“If you can’t speak properly, then shut your damn mouth!”

Before Liu Wenhui could finish speaking, Liu’s father turned his head and growled at him.

Qi Lihong, who was talking to Mu Jiawen, couldn’t help but roll her eyes at him too.

Liu Wenhui awkwardly wiped his nose, “I was just… making a comparison. Alright, alright, I’ll stop talking.”

Jiang Yan gave him a teasing look and shared a smile with Mu Jiawen.

The two didn’t stay in the hospital for too long, but as soon as they came out, Jiang Yan was called away by Jing Junyang, who dropped Mu Jiawen off at home along the way.

Not having seen Little Yu Ang for a long time, Mu Jiawen didn’t return to Qinghe Garden but went directly to the faculty residential complex at Beijing University.

As she passed the small square, she stopped. Yu Heng was sitting on a bench reading a book, and three-year-old Yu Ang was playing enthusiastically on the square with a group of kids, all taller than him by more than a head.

Rock, paper, scissors; whoever won took a step forward.

Mu Jiawen watched from the side for a good while and painfully realized that the little guy hadn’t lost once, which meant even though he was the youngest, he was still ahead of all the other children.

“If he keeps this up, no one will want to play with him in the future.”

Mu Jiawen sat down next to Yu Heng and sighed.

Yu Heng turned his head to look at her and smiled, “Listen to what he’s saying.”

“I’m so lucky, I won again.”

“Sister, are you letting me win on purpose? Thank you, sister…”

“Wow, brother, you’re so cool; you’re almost catching up to me.”

Mu Jiawen: …

It inexplicably felt like a three-year-old was cleverly leading a group of clueless kids.

And since he was so exquisitely cute, every older child liked him. Not just the kids, but the parents too, as seen by the way grandparents from the neighboring group were occasionally feeding him snacks.

Yu Ang found it hard to find playmates his own age because he was impatient with kids around three years old, finding them childish and stupid. Despite his sweet mouth among these older kids, he was notoriously venomous in kindergarten, either making one kid cry or another pee themselves.

The teachers loved and hated him at the same time.

He was too good-looking; they just couldn’t dislike him. But as for liking him…if he didn’t make other children cry and cause trouble for them, who wouldn’t like him?

After discovering that turning to the parents was unhelpful, the teachers simply went to the principal and directly moved him from the small class to the big one.

And just like that, everything quieted down.

So the three-year-old Little Yu Ang was now attending the big class in kindergarten.

“Little auntie.”

While enjoying the game, he turned his head and saw the familiar figure beside his dad, the little guy immediately broke away from his playmates and ran over.

Mu Jiawen saw that as soon as he ran out of the circle, the other older kids all seemed to breathe a sigh of relief at the same time.

It was quite amusing to watch.

She opened her arms to hug him and planted a kiss on his tender little face, whispering, “Take it easy, or nobody will want to play with you in the future.”

The little guy leaned into her ear and whispered back, “It’s okay, they won’t notice.”

Then he winked at her.

“Aunt, I want to eat KFC,” Little Yu Ang said.

“You had it yesterday,” Jiawen replied.

Without waiting for Mu Jiawen’s nod, Yu Heng glanced at him.

Feeling bold with his aunt’s presence, Yu Ang retorted, “Then you slept with mom the night before last, and again last night, but you never let me sleep once.”

Mu Jiawen: …

“Pfft!”

She couldn’t help but laugh.

Yu Heng took the book in his hand and slapped it on his head, “How old are you still wanting to sleep with mom? Aren’t you ashamed?”

“Why should I be ashamed? She is my mom.” His eyes rolled, and he turned his face to Mu Jiawen, “Aunt, tonight I want to sleep with you.”

With his mind made up, the little guy clung to Mu Jiawen and wouldn’t let go.

By noon, the aunt and nephew duo went to the nearest KFC.

In the afternoon, Jiang Yan came back and, happy to hear the little guy calling him ‘uncle’, took them to a McDonald’s downtown.

The kid had never eaten fast food to such an extent, enjoying a large cup of cola, and his eyes shone with excitement.

In the evening, returning to grandma’s house, he insisted on sleeping with his aunt and uncle no matter what.

Mu Jiawen had shared a bed with him before; he usually behaved well, sleeping through to morning, so it wasn’t much of a problem.

After taking a bath and putting on his adorable pajamas, Little Yu Ang yawned and said to Mu Jiawen and Jiang Yan in a soft, mushy voice, “Aunt, uncle, when I fall asleep, don’t carry me over to grandma’s room, okay? It’s not that I don’t like sleeping with grandma, but I promised to sleep with you tonight, and I can’t go back on my word. That wouldn’t be good behavior. Plus, I’ve already told grandma that I’ll sleep with her tomorrow night.”

Jiang Yan found his demeanor amusing, “Why do you think we would carry you to grandma’s room after you fall asleep?”

“No reason, it’s just that my dad always does that. Every time I’m supposed to sleep with mom, I wake up in my own bed in the morning. He tells me I sleepwalked back. Hmph! What a dad, a big liar!”

Jiang Yan: …

Good idea, he could do the same when his kids clinged to their mom like this.

Before bed, Jiang Yan reminded him, “Don’t wet the bed, okay? Call me if you need to pee.”

“I’m not a little kid, how could I do such a silly thing?” Little Yu Ang rolled his eyes and then closed them, falling asleep almost instantly.

The bed was large enough that even with an extra small person, it didn’t feel crowded.

As night fell, the dazzling lights outside dimmed and extinguished, the noisy clamor slowly faded, and finally, silence took over.

Sound asleep, Jiang Yan’s arm outside the blanket felt something hit it, thinking it was Mu Jiawen, he reached out blindly and scooped up a small, chubby thing into his embrace.

Soon, Jiang Yan felt a warmth on his belly, which not only persisted but also spread down to his crotch and then his thighs.

Jiang Yan: ???

What is that?

Groggily opening his eyes, he remained stunned for two seconds, then, feeling that sensation again, it seemed… to be cooling?

The coolness brought some clarity to his mind, and as he looked down, he noticed a fluffy little head in his arms.

Right, Yu Ang was sleeping in their bed.

Yu Ang?

Jiang Yan’s eyes shot open as he quickly turned on the bedside lamp and then moved the little one aside, hastily sitting up to lift the blanket.

Damn!

The little rascal had wet the bed!

No, to be precise, he had wet him starting from the upper body and half of his pants were soaked. There seemed to be just a bit on the bed, which was from his… pajama print.