Rebirth: He Decides to Lie Flat
Chapter 373 - 373 368 Excitement on the Court

Chapter 373: Chapter 368: Excitement on the Court Chapter 373: Chapter 368: Excitement on the Court This time, Jiang Yan didn’t go to the Physics Department basketball team’s practice early but arrived only half an hour early after school on the day of the game.

The moment he changed into his clothes and followed the Physics Department’s basketball team onto the court, the opposing Computer Science Department and the entire audience fell silent.

“Damn! Jiang Yan, are you standing in the wrong place?”

A sophomore from Class 3 who often played with Jiang Yan shouted at him, and the others looked at him with confusion.

The likelihood of standing in the wrong place was slim since he was wearing the Physics Department’s basketball uniform.

So what was this? Was he representing the Physics Department in battle against their Computer Science Department today?

Shen Mengfei and Kou Chuan stood by Jiang Yan’s side like generals, laughing with a hint of malice, “Sorry guys, but Brother Jiang is part of our Physics Department now, hahaha…”

Their irritating laughter was grating on the nerves of the Computer Science Department’s players.

Jiang Yan couldn’t help but glance at Shen Mengfei; in the past, this guy would always call him “that guy,” not even bothering to use his name. Now the turnaround was so quick—he was directly calling him Brother Jiang.

“Isn’t it, Old Jiang, what’s going on with you?”

Jiang Yan said helplessly, “I’m so busy I only have time to sleep at night, and I don’t have time to play basketball. But some people, I don’t know what they’re thinking, got provoked and said that my girlfriend doesn’t allow me to play ball, and they rushed to trouble her… What can I do? I could only come back.”

So this was about slapping the basketball fans’ faces for his girlfriend?

The guys from Class 3 were speechless, not at Jiang Yan and Mu Jiawen, but at those brainless fans from the Computer Science Department.

Did they really think they could find trouble with the Physics Department’s belle so casually?

Shen Mengfei and Kou Chuan were not aware of this incident; when they found out that Jiang Yan was indeed joining the Physics Department’s basketball team, the two of them excitedly notified each of their teammates, without really thinking much else.

They hadn’t expected this kind of drama to unravel, and had to admit that the Computer Science Department’s fans were really loyal, sending them a strong player in such a manner.

Both laughed triumphantly, repeatedly thanking the fans in the Computer Science Department’s stand, leaving them baffled.

The girls with the round and long faces who had gone to find Mu Jiawen that day were now sitting at the back, hunched over. Before coming, they had been somewhat skeptical, thinking that maybe Mu Jiawen was just bluffing that day, and that Senior Jiang had only pretended to agree to please his girlfriend.

But today, when they came and saw Senior Jiang wearing the Physics Department’s basketball uniform, they realized that the two were serious!

The two girls were so frightened that they didn’t dare look at Senior Jiang, even though there were so many people between them that he definitely couldn’t see them.

But they felt guilty.

“What do we do?”

The two whispered to each other, “If others find out it’s because of us…”

“How could it be because of us? It’s all the fault of those two seniors.”

“It’s a pity we didn’t run into them again, or we definitely would’ve asked what they meant.”

While the two murmured softly to each other, the basketball game below had officially begun.

The Physics Department and Computer Science Department had faced off not once or twice; they were almost familiar with each other’s tactics and skills. So, within the first five minutes of the game, the other members of the Physics Department were already coordinating with Jiang Yan very smoothly, performing unexpectedly well and nearly dominating the Computer Science Department. By the end of the first half, the score was an astonishing 3:28.

The fans in the stands were shocked. I mean, Senior Jiang, even though you’re the Physics Department’s son-in-law, but you really shouldn’t be helping them suppress your own department like this, right?

Someone couldn’t help but swear under their breath, and just so happen Tian Xiaohui and Jin Dapang were sitting right behind this person. They cursed back, “Keep your damn mouth clean, it’s you assholes that forced Brother Jiang to the Physics Department! He was clearly too busy to play ball, and you brain-dead idiots had to say it was his girlfriend not letting her play, even going to trouble her… I seriously doubt you all got into Beijing University with your brains?”

Tian Xiaohui’s cursing was loud, and the guy in the front row who had just cursed wanted to retort, but when he turned around and saw the heavyweight senior sitting next to him, he didn’t dare make another sound.

People around couldn’t help but whisper to each other upon hearing Tian Xiaohui’s words—

“Who is it? Who went to trouble Jiang Yan’s girlfriend?”

“It’s just a basketball game, do they really need to blame the girlfriend for everything?”

“Exactly, whether or not to play basketball is Jiang Yan’s own business, right? Why bother his girlfriend?”

“Happy now?”

“These girls probably can’t understand a thing. Every time they just sit here pretending…”

“Who are you saying is pretending? Tell me, who?”

“What do you guys think, looking down on us? It’s just basketball, who doesn’t understand it?”

“Yeah, I was watching basketball with my dad while you guys were probably still wetting the bed in split-crotch pants.”

“You guys barely have hair on your lips and you’re acting like basketball is exclusively for boys? Don’t get ahead of yourselves.”

“Hey, hey, hey, gentlemen should use their words, not their hands. Why are you pushing me?”

“I’m a woman, not a gentleman, what if I did push you?”

“Don’t pull my hair…”

“Say one more word and I’ll rip your hair out until you’re bald.”

What started as a scolding from Tian Xiaohui to a guy for swearing had now escalated into a verbal clash between the male and female students of the computer science department, and it had even turned into a one-sided shoving match, with the girls pushing the boys around.

When it came to arguing, the boys were definitely no match for the girls, and as for fighting, the boys didn’t dare… It was both frustrating and hilarious.

Tian Xiaohui and Jin Dapang watched the whole scene, dumbfounded, this was not at all what they had expected. Even more absurd was that there were girls pushing Jin Dapang from behind, complaining that he didn’t move even when pushed and asking if he was planning to compete in sumo wrestling because of all his fat.

Jin Dapang’s face was lined with frustration. What the hell did I do to you?

The other departments watching from the sides were enjoying the drama, and some who didn’t mind stirring things up even shouted, “The one in the blue shirt, he was talking about you girls too.”

“And that one with the buzz cut.”

Jiang Yan and his teammates, their halftime break over, looked at the noisy chaos in the spectator seats, completely baffled.

Hold on, even if you’re unhappy that the computer science department lost to the physical science department, shouldn’t you be taking it out on the physical science department? Why have an internal conflict instead?

The game time had arrived and they couldn’t be bothered to deal with the idiots in the stands anymore, anyway, the guys were always the ones getting beaten up—it wouldn’t lead to a big fuss, it was just an embarrassment to watch.

The game below had already started, and by now, the two girls who had gone after Mu Jiawen had slipped away in the chaos. Even though it was unlikely that Jiang Yan would notice them, they felt guilty themselves and didn’t dare stay any longer.

In the end, the computer science department suffered a crushing defeat with a score of 9 to 62.

Only after the game had ended did someone remember to ask, “Hang on, where’s Mu Jiawen? Why didn’t I see her?”

“Me neither.”

“She didn’t come, did she?”

Her boyfriend had turned traitor by joining their rival, the physical science department, to play against his own department, and his girlfriend didn’t even show up to spectate and cheer?