Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 802 - 398: Taiyi is a Joker_1

Chapter 802: Chapter 398: Taiyi is a Joker_1

This person was none other than one of the two pillars of both the Demon Clan and the Heavenly Court, the Eastern Emperor Taiyi!

The Eastern Emperor Taiyi chuckled and said, "I wonder if taking a silent share would do..."

Ahem...

The Jade Emperor and Taibai Star Monarch coughed dryly upon hearing this from the Eastern Emperor Taiyi. A great overlord actually saying something like this! To think a supreme overlord would seek a silent share in a bathhouse! Had this guy no shame?

Taibai Star Monarch even doubted if this person was truly the Eastern Emperor Taiyi, who had dominated the ancient times and single-handedly suppressed half of the Heaven, or perhaps he was another son of Dijun in disguise?

The Jade Emperor cleared his throat and said, "Well... as you know, the rabbit eats every day and expenses are high. There are also women and servants at home... Probably not much money left. To take a silent share..."

The Eastern Emperor Taiyi could see the implications in the words of the Jade Emperor and Taibai Star Monarch, but he didn’t take it to heart and instead arrogantly said, "I am a great overlord! If I take a silent share, would it just be for nothing? Not to mention anything else, with just one word from me, who in the Heavenly Court would dare not to give me face and go take a bath on the moon? Right, what was that card you said the rabbit is selling?"

Taibai Star Monarch immediately replied, "A VIP card."

The Eastern Emperor Taiyi slammed the table and exclaimed, "That’s right! That stomach cancer fart card! When the time comes, each person must get one, and anyone who doesn’t is out..."

Upon hearing this, both the Jade Emperor and Taibai Star Monarch broke out in a cold sweat. They were beginning to understand why the Demon Clan’s glory in the Heavenly Court was short-lived, and in the end, collapsed. It was most likely ruined by this guy’s antics...

At that moment, the head butler of the Demon Clan Heavenly Court, the Demon Teacher Kun and Peng, could not bear to listen any longer and said, "Perhaps... you can have a private chat with the rabbit when you’re free. But I suggest actually investing. It won’t cost much."

The Eastern Emperor Taiyi stroked his chin, his eyes slanting up to the roof as if he were pondering something.

After a while, the Eastern Emperor Taiyi asked, "Are you sure... it won’t cost much?"

The Demon Teacher Kun and Peng nodded and said, "The moon is barren after all; no matter what, the expenses are limited, it definitely won’t cost much."

Slap!

All of a sudden, the Eastern Emperor Taiyi turned around and slapped the Jade Emperor on the shoulder!

The Jade Emperor looked askance at him and asked, "What’s up?"

The Eastern Emperor Taiyi chuckled and said, "My dear friend, we’re so close. How about lending me some money?"

Pfft!

Taibai Star Monarch, who had stealthily taken a sip of water, almost sprayed it all over the Demon Teacher Kun and Peng’s face!

The Demon Teacher Kun and Peng rubbed his temples, clearly unable to watch the Eastern Emperor Taiyi’s behavior any longer. It was just too damn embarrassing! A great overlord, a master of the universe, who used to be the sole ruler, and now still one of the two supremes! A master of half the realm!

And here he was, seeking shares in a bathhouse and asking to borrow from another overlord!

It was just too embarrassing...

So, Kun and Peng hurriedly spoke up, "Overlord, about that... the money is really trivial, no need to borrow."

The Eastern Emperor Taiyi looked at him sideways with dissatisfaction and said, "Are you sure it’s not much?"

Kun and Peng nodded vigorously and said, "Really, it’s not much!"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi slapped the armrest and declared, "Fine! You can pay; it’s not much anyway!"

Phut!

Taibai Star Monarch’s second mouthful of water sprayed out again...

Eastern Emperor Taiyi looked at Taibai Star Monarch with disdain, then turned to the Jade Emperor and asked, "The Whale Spirit?"

Jade Emperor: "@#%￥..."

The Jade Emperor didn’t want to banter with Eastern Emperor Taiyi, so he changed the subject and said, "Taibai Star Monarch, what do you think about this rabbit situation?"

Taibai Star Monarch replied, "Bathing with female immortals is indecent. Besides, even if he could bath with female immortals in the past, that was because they saw him as just a rabbit. If it were a bunch of men, I’m afraid the female immortals would not agree. Therefore, it must be a scam... Hmm... maybe the rabbit is short of money?"

The Jade Emperor smiled without a word, looking at Eastern Emperor Taiyi as if to say, you and the rabbit are alike, both broke as hell!

Eastern Emperor Taiyi, squatting on the throne and cracking sunflower seeds, seemed to wear a filter over his eyes that completely filtered out the Jade Emperor’s look, and casually spit out seed shells saying, "If you ask me, this rabbit has quite a head for business! We of the Demon Clan and the Heavenly Court are always short on cash, so I’ll dub him the God of Fortune and see if he can get out of poverty. Hey... it’s settled then. Old Demon, you handle this!"

Taibai Star Monarch: "...#32%#￥&..."

Demon Teacher Kun and Peng, if one could have a helpless and speechless expression, silently wrote something on his notepad.

Taibai Star Monarch went over to look and saw it read: "Missing Dijun..."

Taibai Star Monarch looked at Kun and Peng with a sense of sympathy, then obediently went aside to stay out of it.

Suddenly, Eastern Emperor Taiyi glanced at Demon Teacher Kun and Peng and said, "Hey, Old Demon, what are you scheming over there? Do you know what that damn rabbit is up to?"

Demon Teacher Kun and Peng took a deep breath to settle the waves in his heart before replying, "Overlord, actually, the Jade Emperor should already understand what that rabbit is plotting, right, Your Majesty?"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi turned to the Jade Emperor and asked, "You know? Tell us about it?"

The Jade Emperor said with a laugh, "It’s actually quite simple. With the invasion of the Black Mirror, peace is disturbed everywhere between Heaven and Earth. At such times, households normally lock their doors tight and set up great defenses against any possible attack. Yet this rabbit did the exact opposite, setting up a business, and a rather awkward one at that, which is suspicious in itself. You’ve all seen that rabbit; mischievous he may be, and not on the same wavelength as the rest of us, he’s certainly no fool..."

Everyone nodded in agreement, and Demon Teacher Kun and Peng added, "According to my investigations, that guy, although always causing trouble, has never come out the worse for it."

The Jade Emperor continued, nodding, "That’s right... so, by going against the norm at this time, not closing his doors but instead opening them for business, he’s not actually trying to make money."

The crowd looked puzzled!

The Jade Emperor continued, "He just wants to keep the moon populous... The moon is far from the Heavenly Court, and theoretically, if something happens, someone from Heaven should go to help. But it is quite far, and in urgent situations, help might arrive too late. So, the rabbit simply concocted this ruse to lure people to the moon. If trouble arises, he will have some support."

With that explanation, everyone suddenly understood.

Eastern Emperor Taiyi laughed and said, "The problem is this damn rabbit tricked people into going there; if there’s an issue, who would help him? It would be a good thing if they don’t demolish his home."

The Jade Emperor replied, "That depends on his ability... If after arriving, everyone finds they weren’t deceived, how about they lend him a hand?"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi shook his head and said, "Immortals have been everywhere and seen everything, what on that wretched moon could be of interest to make them linger? Unless he actually brings a few female immortals over for a bath? I reckon the female immortals could slap him to death!" With bright eyes, Eastern Emperor Taiyi continued, "If he really gets some female immortals there, I might go over for a wash too."