Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 782 - 378 Are Rabbits Cute? _1

Chapter 782: Chapter 378 Are Rabbits Cute? _1

Qin Shou chuckled, "You think you’re me?"

Crack!

Indeed, Longci couldn’t bite Qin Shou at all, but she acted like a wild kitten gone mad in Qin Shou’s embrace, kicking, scratching, gnawing with her teeth, employing all kinds of bizarre techniques!

Regrettably, Qin Shou’s physical body was incomparably powerful. Not to mention Longci, who hadn’t reached the level of a Great Golden Immortal, even Luwu couldn’t harm Qin Shou.

However, just at that moment, Longci suddenly stopped.

Qin Shou smiled, "Given up?"

Longci didn’t speak, continuing to hang her head low; a cold, venomous glint like that of a snake eyeing a mouse flickered in her eyes.

Suddenly, Qin Shou felt a bad premonition, and in the next moment, Longci suddenly raised her long leg!

Bang!

Qin Shou looked at Longci, and then at her long leg, before asking, "Does it hurt?"

Longci lifted her head, her large eyes brimming with tears, nodded vigorously, and then cursed, "Why is your foot so damn hard?"

Qin Shou nearly burst out laughing upon hearing this.

But Longci’s words somehow made it impossible for him to get angry, and he couldn’t help but wear a proud smile on his face.

However, the next moment, Qin Shou pulled out a brick from within his bosom and said, "Confucius says: a brick in battle, huh? Whack ’em hard, right in the noggin! I believe it!"

Just then, an exclamation rang out: "I, please spare them!"

Then Jimeng descended from the sky, hoisting Longci over his shoulder, and then turned tail and ran as fast as his legs could carry him...

Qin Shou stood dumbfounded on the spot!

Jimeng wasn’t just a Great Golden Immortal, he was on the level of the Siyu.

Though he couldn’t be compared to the Semi-Saints like Dijun, nor was he as monstrous as newcomers like Emperor Qinghua of the East, he was far more formidable than Emperor Ziwei, who rose through Divine Enthronement, and even more so than the substitute Emperor Gouchen.

With such strength, if he really wanted to run, Qin Shou would definitely be unable to stop him.

The point is, why did he run away like a scared grandchild?

By this time, Longci also came to her senses. Seeing Jimeng arrive, she immediately grew bolder and pointed at Qin Shou, shouting, "Jimeng, kill that rabbit for me!"

Upon hearing this, Jimeng wore a wry smile, fear evident in his eyes. He would never forget the immense fear he faced when confronting the rampaging rabbit, that absolute suppression from the top of the food chain, which almost made him stew himself. It was too terrifying.

Now, he didn’t have the guts to lay a finger on Qin Shou.

Especially since there were others behind Qin Shou, people he absolutely couldn’t afford to provoke, or rather, several people!

Seeing Jimeng only running without looking back, Longci yelled in frustration, "Jimeng, you scoundrel! How dare you disobey me?"

Jimeng replied, "I can’t mess with that rabbit, Princess. You’d better calm down."

Longci’s nose nearly crooked with rage as she turned back to Qin Shou and cursed, "Rabbit, don’t be so arrogant. I’ll beat you up sooner or later, beat you to death!"

Qin Shou then stretched out a finger and hooked it towards Longci, "Come at me then!"

Longci, grinding her teeth, desperately wanted to hurl insults back, but alas, by now, she didn’t know what could possibly threaten this rabbit. She could only snort coldly and fell silent.

Longci left, and Qin Shou glanced at the Luwu lying on the ground.

Zhou Buhuo leaned in and asked, "I, what should we do with this one?"

Qin Shou stroked his chin and said, "Just toss it."

Then Zhou Buhuo dragged Luwu away...

Seeing there was no more excitement to watch, and also somewhat afraid of Qin Shou, the others dispersed one after another.

However, the faces of those from the Demon Clan’s Heavenly Court were long and sullen, as their pride was utterly shattered at this moment. They had assumed the human Heavenly Court lacked a single competent fighter, but to their dismay, they found they couldn’t even defeat a rabbit.

After that day, the people of the Demon Clan’s Heavenly Court became markedly more docile, no longer carrying the same air of invincibility as before.

On the other hand, the humans of the Heavenly Court felt quite differently, greeting the Demon Clan’s people with big smiles and waving from a distance, not forgetting to taunt, "Hey, bro, you guys are so formidable, can’t even beat a rabbit."

The people from the Demon Clan’s Heavenly Court usually responded by silently going to the market to buy a rabbit to stew... or stir-fry...

That day was one of glory for the human race, but also a day of innocent little white rabbits being slaughtered.

And on that day, cookbooks on rabbit dishes sold out...

In a teahouse somewhere within the Heavenly Court, someone was laughing and carrying on loudly: "Ha ha ha... The Demon Clan’s Heavenly Court eating rabbits? Killing rabbits? I totally get the sentiment, I’ve done it too... But I won’t touch rabbits anymore."

"Why not raise one? Rabbits are quite cute."

"Rabbits cute? Heh... You must be misunderstanding something about rabbits. Anyways, unless I’m dead, the Wuliang Sect definitely won’t be raising a single rabbit!"

...

Having nothing better to do since Longci had run off, Qin Shou cheerfully went to the Kitchen God and asked with a grin, "Wasn’t I just so mighty just now?"

The Kitchen God shook his head and said, "Such a waste, a Great Golden Immortal level ingredient."

Qin Shou, Zhou Buhuo: "@#￥..."

Upon entering the Kitchen God’s dog meat restaurant, the Kitchen God casually tossed a plate of peanuts onto the table and said, "Little bunny, ask away if you have any questions."

Qin Shou chuckled and said, "Master, you are wise."

The Kitchen God rolled his eyes at him, ignoring him.

Qin Shou organized his words and asked, "Master, what’s the situation up there now? Are they preparing to unite and fight the Black Mirror? Looking at the situation outside, it seems like there are some problems."

The Kitchen God sighed and said, "The situation above is a bit complex... We can’t really use the distinction between the Demon Clan’s Heavenly Court and the human’s Heavenly Court anymore. Let’s divide it into the anterior heavenly court and posterior heavenly court instead.

Because our current Heavenly Court is not purely human since we also have many heavenly gods from the demon race. These gods were not the targets of recruitment by the anterior heavenly court. All of their interests are tied with the posterior heavenly court, so we can’t ignore their existence.

The current situation is, the Saints seem to be up to something, and the factions of the two heavens are in agreement only on the surface. If it weren’t for the Saints forbidding it, the two sides would have already gone to war.

Even so, as you have seen, they are each controlling their own territory and doing as they please."

Qin Shou furrowed his brows and said, "Are they stupid? With something as terrifying as the Black Mirror, they still won’t unite?"

The Kitchen God chuckled and said, "They aren’t stupid, rather, every overlord has fought their way through battles. Since ancient times, a general’s success has been built on a trail of bones, and the rise of a great overlord represents a path littered with corpses. They have their pride, the courage and strength to face a dark era alone.

Tell me, how could such people easily unite with others?"