Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 779 - 375 Slap in the Face - Part 1

Chapter 779: Chapter 375 Slap in the Face - Part 1

Qin Shou shook his head and said, "In the end, he’s just a child!"

Having said that, Qin Shou stamped his foot and instantly transformed into a white-haired giant monkey, swinging his fist and punching at the staff!

Longci burst into laughter upon seeing this, "This is a nature spirit treasure, the Heavenly Dragon Pillar, capable of penetrating Heaven, even a Great Golden Immortal cannot withstand this crushing force! You rabbit, are truly seeking death! Hahaha... If you don’t block it, I won’t let it fall to the ground either. After all, it’s the land of my royal family, and the citizens of the royal family, how can it be destroyed?"

Upon hearing this, many sighed, although Qin Shou’s impression wasn’t too good, but overall, people preferred Qin Shou over Longci.

As Qin Shou rushed towards his death, one by one they let out long sighs.

At that moment, everyone heard a loud bang, and to their astonishment, the giant monkey actually stopped the Heavenly Dragon Pillar in midair with a single punch!

"What?"

"What breed is this rabbit? Can his body actually withstand a divine pillar? And he actually held up? How is that possible?"

"Even if it’s a cultivator who has trained their body, unless they’ve surpassed the level of a Great Golden Immortal and completed their transformation, their body couldn’t possibly withstand a hit from a nature spirit treasure that is designed for sheer destructive power. This rabbit, is a bit frightening..."

"Impossible!" Longci, regaining his senses, screamed in disbelief.

Just then, the giant monkey turned his head, grinned at him, and said, "Kid, it was you who started it. Annoy me over and over again, and I, eating one of your sticks, isn’t too much, is it?"

Before Longci could figure out what Qin Shou meant by "eating," he saw the rabbit open his mouth wide and bite down on the Heavenly Dragon Pillar with a crunch!

Longci was dumbfounded once more!

He may not have been old, but he had lived for a thousand or eight hundred years. Following Dijun, what kind of experts hadn’t he seen?

He knew very well how strong the Heavenly Dragon Pillar was—it was crafted by Dijun and others after the collapse of Buzhou Mountain, originally intended to prop up Heaven.

Ultimately, they overestimated the strength of the Heavenly Dragon Pillar and underestimated the force of the falling sky, nearly causing the pillar to break. Thankfully, the Divine Turtle supported Heaven on its four legs, and Nvwa used her flesh in conjunction with the five-colored divine stones to repair Heaven, thereby averting that crisis.

Although the pillar failed to prop up Heaven, no one could deny the strength of the Heavenly Dragon Pillar. With so many magic treasures under the sky, this was the only one tried for propping up Heaven, which attests to its incredible durability.

Someone actually wanted to bite the Heavenly Dragon Pillar, so hard as it was!

This was no longer a foolish act; it was completely idiotic!

Just then, Qin Shou suddenly retracted his big mouth, then rubbed his front teeth and exclaimed, "Damn, that’s really hard..."

Seeing this, many shook their heads, letting out some good-natured laughter.

Longci, upon seeing this, couldn’t remain subtle and laughed brazenly, pointing at Qin Shou and saying, "Congratulations, rabbit, you have successfully broken my understanding of foolishness! Hahaha... And you even tried to bite, hahaha..."

Crack!

A crisp sound made everyone collectively startled!

Longci’s laughter ceased, for he saw the rabbit giving him a sly smile with slanted eyes!

Then the rabbit slowly moved his head back, and everyone widened their eyes, staring fixedly at the space between the rabbit’s mouth and the Heavenly Dragon Pillar. Then, all at once, they gasped in shock—there was a chunk missing from the Heavenly Dragon Pillar!

"How is this possible?" Longci screamed, his voice cracking!

Qin Shou grinned at Longci without saying a word, slightly chewed on the substance in his mouth, making a crunchy noise. Then with a face full of enjoyment, he closed his eyes and chuckled, "Chicken flavor, not bad."

Then, he took out a handful of salt, Sichuan pepper, MSG, and other spices and threw them into his mouth. He puffed out his cheeks, shook his head, and stirred with his tongue inside his mouth. The way he did it, no matter how one looked at it, looked just like he was stir-frying inside his mouth...

After swallowing what was in his mouth, which included the Pillar of the Heavenly Dragon, Qin Shou smacked his lips and said, "Indeed, it tastes better with spices."

Everyone broke out in a massive sweat!

Longci finally snapped back to reality, pointed at Qin Shou, and shrieked, "You... you said you couldn’t bite through it, right?"

With a knowing smile, Qin Shou patted his back, adopting the air of an elder, "Child, you’re still too young. Haven’t you ever seen an adult teasing a child?"

At these words, everyone tried to stifle their laughter.

Longci, however, trembled with anger, pointing at Qin Shou and saying, "Rabbit, you will pay for this!"

Qin Shou nodded vigorously, "Yes, just like that, the price is too great."

Having spoken, Qin Shou wiped his mouth and once again set his sights on the Pillar of the Heavenly Dragon.

The next moment, the Pillar of the Heavenly Dragon trembled and then, with a whoosh, turned into a jet-black beam of light and shot up into the sky!

"The Pillar of the Heavenly Dragon is angry, you’re dead meat now!" Longci laughed heartily.

However, the very next moment, the Pillar of the Heavenly Dragon suddenly changed direction and vanished into the horizon with a swoosh.

Witnessing this spectacle, everyone was bewildered; they looked at each other and then, one after another, turned their puzzled gazes toward Longci.

Longci felt his face was burning with shame; he had been metaphorically slapped in the face more times today than he had been in his entire life.

What’s more, Longci realized that he, by himself, seemed unable to deal with this rabbit.

Just as Longci was thinking of making a quick getaway, his vision suddenly darkened. He slowly looked up to see an angry giant rabbit glaring at him!

"You... what are you going to do? I’m warning you! Don’t you touch me! Otherwise... otherwise..." Longci sputtered, unable to think of how to threaten the rabbit.

"Otherwise what?" Qin Shou asked as he bent down low, his nose nearly touching Longci’s face.

Longci instinctively took a step back and blurted out, "Otherwise, I’ll tell my father!"

At that, Qin Shou burst out laughing, patting Longci’s face, "You really are still a child."

The others, hearing Longci’s threat, started to laugh as well.

The members of the Demon Clan from the Heavenly Court all bowed their heads in collective shame; today was just too bloody embarrassing!

Ever since the Demon Clan entered the Immortal Realm and joined the Heavenly Court, they had always carried themselves with haughty pride, feeling superior wherever they went. But today, they were dismayed to find that their long-cultivated arrogance had been completely squandered by this idiotic prince in the span of a single day!

"Damn rabbit, don’t you touch me!" Longci quickly backed away, then took out a handkerchief and frantically wiped his face.

Seeing this, Qin Shou became clearly annoyed, "Hey, looks like I really need to give you the lesson your daddy never did!"

Saying that, Qin Shou advanced toward Longci.

Longci quickly retreated, crying out as he did, "You... don’t come any closer!"

Meanwhile, atop a tall tower in the heavenly palace, two beings sat there, burning incense, listening to music, sipping tea, and playing chess.