Rabbit Must Die -
Chapter 754 - 350: Clumsy and Rude!_1
Chapter 754: Chapter 350: Clumsy and Rude!_1
Fat Cat said, "He’s trying to lure that guy away; he’s protecting Chongba."
Caught off guard, Eight Trigrams Furnace looked at Chongba, who was still spinning circles in the air, and yelled, "Chongba, there’s an asshole over there too!"
Hearing that, the onlooking fatty turned and ran in fright!
But after just two steps, a shadow loomed overhead. He looked up to see a massive turtle shell plummeting from the sky!
With a bang, the fatty was smashed to the ground and went rolling around in a mess. A dragon claw then reached out, grabbed the fatty, and pulled him into the shell. What followed was a series of wretched screams and a scene of clothes flying about chaotically.
Seeing this, Eight Trigrams Furnace clicked his tongue and said, "Is Chongba too fierce, or are Golden Immortals too weak? The Golden Immortals I’ve met in the past weren’t so frail."
Fat Cat shook his head and said, "It’s not that they’ve become weaker, but rather that years of sparse Yuan Qi have left them hollow and weak inside. Although their realm is still that of a Golden Immortal, they can no longer sustain the Yuan Qi expenditure required to exert their full power."
Eight Trigrams Furnace asked subconsciously, "How do you know all this? Er... could it be that you’re also...?"
Fat Cat nodded and said, "The place I come from is a bit better, but I’m already struggling, let alone them. I reckon even a Great Golden Immortal who possesses a star would be running out, with their strength at most fifty to sixty percent during peak exertions. And it diminishes the more they fight... after all, an ordinary planet, one without Yuan Qi replenishment, simply can’t sustain the Yuan Qi consumption of a Great Golden Immortal.
That’s also why those Overlords ran here for the sake of a moon. I suppose their situation is quite similar."
With his eyes lighting up at this revelation, Eight Trigrams Furnace said, "So you mean to say these guys are all hollow powerhouses without substance?"
Fat Cat gave Eight Trigrams Furnace a side-eye and said, "You can’t really say that; their realms are still there. Even if they only use their physical bodies, they remain powerful. You need to understand that a Great Golden Immortal’s transformation is qualitative. A single hair from a Great Golden Immortal could sever stars and annihilate Golden Immortals. What’s more for a living one? Moreover, above Great Golden Immortals, there are Overlord and Emperor level beings. How strong they are, I need not say, right?"
Actually, all this had been told to Eight Trigrams Furnace by the Venerable Lord, but in this moment, seeing the Golden Immortals and Great Golden Immortals before him left him doubting life itself, which is why he hadn’t considered it until now.
But Fat Cat, who had been here for a longer time, had thought about it more.
Looking at the sky, Eight Trigrams Furnace asked, "So what do you think, can Rabbit win?"
Just as Fat Cat was about to say something, he saw a streak of white light dive down and grab Chongba, shouting, "Run! We can’t beat him!"
Then Eight Trigrams Furnace felt someone tug at his ear, followed by a blurry jolt before him; it was Rabbit running too fast while holding him.
"Rabbit, can’t you beat him?" Eight Trigrams Furnace asked.
Qin Shou bared his bloody teeth and gritted out, "You try? This is a Great Golden Immortal we’re talking about! Enough talk, just run!"
Not far behind them, a streak of golden light pursued them—it was Luotian Venerable!
At that moment, Luotian Venerable, standing on an auspicious cloud with his hands clasped behind his back, scoffed continuously, "Rabbit, I’d like to see where you can run!"
"Although you’re fast, Rabbit, and he won’t catch up right away, where can we run to? Moreover, aren’t you going to save Chang’e?" Eight Trigrams Furnace asked.
Hearing this, Fat Cat’s eyes brightened and he said, "Run! Distance ourselves!"
Eight Trigrams Furnace was stunned, then wiped off the red blood spat out by Qin Shou and smelled it, muttering to himself, "Why does it smell sour?"
That’s when Eight Trigrams Furnace saw the damn rabbit pick up a stone, casually transform it into a tomato, and start munching on it, causing blood to drip from the corner of his mouth...
Realizing this, Eight Trigrams Furnace’s eyes shone, and he shouted, "Freakin’ run faster! He’s catching up!"
Qin Shou was getting faster and faster, but each time he accelerated, Luotian Venerable would muster the strength to catch up, thinking he had the chance to turn this damn rabbit into stew. However, he didn’t realize that as they ran, they were getting further and further away until eventually, they could no longer see the planets.
The more Luotian Venerable chased, the angrier he became. Who was he, really? A Great Golden Immortal of high status!
Although he was reluctant to use his Eternal Yuan Qi to perform magic in this place, the humiliation of being led on a chase by a rabbit left him feeling deeply frustrated. At the same time, he secretly vowed that once he caught the rabbit, he would definitely skin it, sprinkle it with chili, and boil it in a big pot—maybe even add a touch of braised flavor!
While Luotian Venerable was lost in these violent daydreams, suddenly a rabbit’s face appeared in front of him, scaring him into a jolt and making him hastily retreat!
He then saw the rabbit that had been running wildly had stopped at some point, turned to him with a cheeky grin, and said, "Hey, little bro, you here?"
Luotian Venerable snapped, "Who’s your little bro? Damn rabbit, aren’t you coming over here to die?"
Qin Shou laughed heartily and said, "Sure, sure, I’m coming right over!"
While talking, Qin Shou actually approached Luotian Venerable and then spread his hands, saying, "Here I am, what you gonna do about it?"
Luotian Venerable had never imagined that his words were just a product of his many years of empty boasting, and he had not expected the rabbit to truly come over. After all these years, he had called out countless times, but those who couldn’t beat him had never actually come forward. But the rabbit really did, and Luotian Venerable was momentarily dumbstruck. This wasn’t following the script at all!
But Luotian Venerable quickly regained his composure and snorted coldly, "You killed my disciple, what do you think I want to do to you?"
Qin Shou blurted out, "Well, that definitely calls for inviting me to drink and eat meat, a celebration for your house reducing some burdens!"
Luotian Venerable raised his hand and struck with a slap, "Nonsense, take this!"
Qin Shou didn’t dodge either, raising his hand to return the slap!
Luotian Venerable was genuinely startled because the rabbit’s slap was incredibly fast, even faster than his own by a notch!
Luotian Venerable hastily retreated, dodging out of the way.
At the same time, Luotian Venerable’s slap had landed on Qin Shou’s face!
Smack!
The crisp sound was music to Luotian Venerable’s ears! He finally vented some of his frustration!
However, before Luotian Venerable could delight in his action, the rabbit’s slanted palm conveniently came down, transformed into a Dragon Claw, and grabbed at Luotian Venerable’s chest!
The next moment, a piercing scream tore through the stars!
"Augh...!"
Luotian Venerable screamed in pain and hurriedly retreated!
A ripping sound followed, as a large section of Luotian Venerable’s shirt on his chest was torn off!
Then the rabbit was seen sneering with cunning eyebrows, "Oh my, tsk tsk... that’s at least a B! You’ve got some good nourishment there! Been taking your estrogens, haven’t you?"
Luotian Venerable, failing to understand what Qin Shou was talking about, had encountered all sorts of enemies over the years, but never one that grabbed a man’s chest right off the bat! Rubbing his chest, he pointed at Qin Shou and cursed, "Disgusting, impudent!"
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