Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 734 - 330 Taiyin Star Monarch_1

Chapter 734: Chapter 330 Taiyin Star Monarch_1

Qin Shou kicked the fat man’s big butt twice!

The fatso roared angrily, "I’ve surrendered, why are you still hitting me?"

Qin Shou said, "Then tell me honestly, what the hell are you?"

The fatty sat on the ground and rubbed his butt, "A frog..."

When Qin Shou saw the lightning, he knew who this acne-faced guy was; he had followed a cave deep down onto the moon before, where a huge toad lay inhaling and exhaling the Spiritual Energy of the moon.

This fatty in front of him was clearly that warty toad!

Qin Shou weighed the brick in his hand and asked, "I’ll give you another chance, rephrase your answer, what exactly are you?"

The fatty replied miserably, "A warty toad."

Qin Shou clapped his hands and said, "That’s more like it. A warty toad is a warty toad. Why pretend to be Chang’e?!"

Upon hearing this, the fatty pouted and whined nauseatingly, "I really am Chang’e."

Ha!

Qin Shou smacked the fat man’s forehead with the brick, causing the fatso’s eyes to roll back as he flipped over onto the ground. Lying there, he pointed at the fey beings that were flying about in the sky and said, "If you don’t believe me, ask them."

Qin Shou looked up at the palace maids fluttering around in the sky and shook his head, saying, "Forget it, they seem to be having fun. Keep flying. Fat Cat, when you’ve had enough fun, let me know."

Soon, a cat perched on a wall nearby yawned and said, "Ah... Okay, I’ll make them run faster."

The next moment, the palace maids let out shrill screams, as if they were chasing something, running even more desperately and faster than before.

It turned out that Fat Cat hadn’t run at all. She’d just been using an Illusion Technique to make the palace maids run in circles.

Qin Shou patted the fatty’s face and asked, "You... Which Chang’e are you?"

The fatty immediately wrote two words on the ground: "Long Goose!"

After reading the words, Qin Shou was stunned and then burst into laughter, holding his stomach, "Long Goose, ha-ha... So you’re the ’Long Goose’... What part of you is long, ha-ha..."

The fatty ’Long Goose’ replied, "That’s the name my mom gave me, what can I do? By the way, didn’t you come here looking for me?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and wrote two characters himself: "Chang’e!"

Qin Shou said, "I’m looking for that Chang’e!"

Fatty ’Long Goose’ shook his head, "No such person."

Qin Shou exclaimed in surprise, "No? Isn’t this the moon?"

Fatty ’Long Goose’ said, "This is the Taiyin Star..."

Qin Shou asked again, "Taiyin Star works too, from now on let’s just call it the moon. This palace is the Moon Palace, right? Don’t lie to me, I saw the plaque hanging over that palace in the back."

Fatty ’Long Goose’ said, "This is indeed the Moon Palace, but this is the palace of the Supreme Pure Moon Duchess, Yellow Splendor, Prime Essence, Holy Empress Taiyin Sovereign. There’s no Chang’e you speak of. Rabbit, could you be in the wrong place?"

Qin Shou did not speak for a long while, then finally counted on his fingers and asked, "What did you just say, something ’Supreme Pure’, ’Holy Empress’ and stuff?"

Fatty ’Long Goose’ replied, "It’s the Supreme Pure Moon Duchess, Yellow Splendor, Prime Essence, Holy Empress Taiyin Sovereign."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "Give me the short version."

Fatty ’Long Goose’ answered, "Taiyin Star Monarch, Taiyin Lady, get it?"

Qin Shou was utterly dumbfounded. It was then that he remembered that he had also researched the moon’s origins before. The moon was originally the Taiyin Star, and ruling over it was the Taiyin Star Monarch, the foremost among heavenly immortals and fairies, revered by ten thousand celestials with an extraordinary status. Unfortunately, due to some disaster, the whereabouts of the Taiyin Star Monarch became unknown. The toad had been lying half-dead deep within the moon, and the Taiyin Star had shrunk down into a tiny moon.

With that in mind, Qin Shou understood that the moon in the Black Mirror still lingered in the time when Taiyin Star Monarch reigned, there might truly be no Chang’e here!

Qin Shou smacked his lips and said, "So that’s how it is, then I won’t disturb you any longer, I’m off."

Having said that, Qin Shou called out to Fat Cat, "Damn cat, we’re leaving!"

"Oh," replied Fat Cat, and then it turned around and flicked its tail at Qin Shou.

Unable to help himself, Qin Shou cursed, "Can’t you walk by yourself?"

The tail flicked again...

Helplessly, Qin Shou had no choice but to grab Fat Cat’s tail and drag him along as he prepared to leave.

Just as they were about to leave, a cold voice suddenly resonated from the sky, "Who dares to cause trouble in my Moon Palace?"

As the voice echoed, accompanied by a note from a zither, Fat Cat shivered and exclaimed, "He has broken my Illusion Technique!"

In the next moment, the fairies flying chaotically in the sky abruptly stopped, then they looked around blankly, apparently a bit slow to recover.

Subsequently, all the fairies knelt down in the direction of the Moon Palace!

Seeing this, the large goose turned and knelt as well, shouting loudly, "We welcome the august emergence of the Celestial Empress of Pure Yang, Golden Radiance, Origin of Spirits, the Sovereign Lady of Taiyin from her seclusion!"

Before Qin Shou could react, Fat Cat grabbed his ear and took off running!

It was only then that Qin Shou snapped to his senses and cried, "What the hell?"

Fat Cat said, "It’s not your old flame, so stop gawking! Run for it, breaking into someone’s palace is asking for a beating anywhere."

But Qin Shou, unwilling to leave, looked up toward the direction of the Moon Palace, only to see the grand doors slowly opening, and then a dainty jade foot stepped out, clear and lustrous as polished jade!

Following the jade foot upward was a long white dress. Although the dress was white, it had many white osmanthus patterns on it. Even through the dress, Qin Shou could tell, those were long, beautiful legs!

Looking higher up, there was a slender waist that could be grasped with a single hand, its curves impeccably perfect.

Looking even higher, there were majestic peaks, soaring proudly.

Looking further up, there was an elegant swan neck, which made one’s appetite surge.

Looking even higher, there were cherry lips, a straight nose, and a pair of... angry eyes!

"Ugh, what a mood killer. Why get so angry all of a sudden?" No sooner had Qin Shou spoken when he suddenly remembered something and turned to sprint away!

"Such audacity, a bold thief who dares to trespass the Moon Palace, defiling a sacred being?" Meanwhile, the woman reached out towards Qin Shou from afar!

Qin Shou felt the space around him warping!

Then, no matter how much Qin Shou and Fat Cat ran, their path always led back to the Moon Palace!

Scared out of his wits, Fat Cat wailed, "Damn rabbit, I told you not to come, but you insisted. Now we’ve provoked a ferocious figure, huh? Damn, I’m not ready to die yet!"

Qin Shou too had an embarrassed look on his face; he had indeed seen the Taiyin Star Monarch, whose appearance was exceptionally perfect, but she was definitely not Chang’e.

Both were very beautiful, but their beauty was completely different.

Qin Shou felt frustrated in his heart; how could he have known that the Heavenly Court over there was the real Heavenly Court, while the moon here was from the era of Taiyin Star Monarch!

At that moment, a tremor in the void and they both thudded onto the moon’s surface.

Qin Shou looked up to see a pair of impeccably perfect jade feet, and as he lifted his head further...

A bronze hammer came crashing down from above!