Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 724 - 320: Big Brother and Little Brother_1

Chapter 724: Chapter 320: Big Brother and Little Brother_1

And then Qin Shou swallowed it up in one gulp!

At that instant, Qin Shou felt a robust Yuan Qi spread within him, truly satisfying him as if he had indulged in a grand feast!

Qin Shou’s eyes gleamed with excitement as he laughed wildly, "This is great, so much Yuan Qi, it really staves off the hunger! Haha..."

Then Qin Shou, with the turtle shell in tow, sprinted off. This time, however, instead of dodging those Immortal cactus Illusion Slaves, he was chasing after them with his mouth wide open, swallowing them down fiercely!

As the vigorous Yuan Qi filled his body, Qin Shou ran faster and swallowed with greater force. As a result, within ten minutes, all the Illusion Slaves were devoured by Qin Shou!

Witnessing this scene, Chongba tucked himself into the Eight Trigrams Furnace and covered his face saying, "That’s it, you’ve eaten all of their underlings, we’ve truly offended them now. Our journey has ended prematurely... Cauldron, you might survive, and years later, don’t forget to tell our heroic stories to the kids, lest the world forgets about us."

The Eight Trigrams Furnace cursed, "What heroic deeds do you have? Going around stealing and sneaking, won’t you be embarrassed to mention it?"

Before Chongba could respond, they heard the Shen roar from outside, "Rabbit, you have succeeded in infuriating me. Do you have a death wish?"

Seeing that the Illusion Slaves were gone and being surrounded by the illusionary mirage created by the Shen, Qin Shou feared that if he charged in, he wouldn’t be able to come out. And given the size of the space, running seemed pointless.

Moreover, that colossal Shen had not moved an inch from start to finish, just blocking the exit of the mirage. In light of that, running away seemed entirely meaningless.

So Qin Shou stopped, casually stuffing meat into his mouth, and said,

"Do you have any more cactus Immortals? Those just now weren’t enough to fill me up."

Seeing this scene, Chongba said, "Rabbit, can you tone it down a bit? I don’t want to die yet."

The Eight Trigrams Furnace shouted, "Hey, I’m not familiar with him, you’ve got the wrong guy!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou’s face darkened immediately, and then, pretending to be noble, he pointed at the Eight Trigrams Furnace and shouted, "Right, I don’t know them, there’s a rightful claim for a grudge, don’t trouble my friends... Uh, no, I mean, don’t bother innocent people! I’m as firm as iron, my head can be beheaded, blood can flow, I’m not afraid of death, only afraid of others torturing my brothers... Cough, why am I even saying this?"

Then Qin Shou saw the corner of the Shen’s mouth twitch upward in a smirk. It turned around, bared its teeth at the Eight Trigrams Furnace, and lashed out with its tail!

Seeing this, the Eight Trigrams Furnace cursed, "Damn it, that’s so shameless!"

Then the Shen struck the Eight Trigrams Furnace with its tail, and Chongba was thrown up into the air like a rider on a rollercoaster without a seatbelt, rolling around inside and wailing, "Damn rabbit, come up with something, I’m getting dizzy, ugh..."

The Eight Trigrams Furnace shouted, "Swallow that back, don’t you dare vomit inside me!"

As Qin Shou continued to eat the meat, he yelled, "Yeah, yeah, don’t make a mess, otherwise that pot might be ruined."

After finishing, Qin Shou bellowed, "You giant mudfish, don’t you bully my brothers! Seeing them get hit makes me uncomfortable... oh, my heart aches, I need to eat something to calm down..."

Then Qin Shou went back to eating meat.

As if injected with adrenaline, the Shen kept pounding the Eight Trigrams Furnace. Fortunately, the Furnace was extremely tough; while the Shen could make it fly all over the place like a ping-pong ball, it couldn’t actually damage the Eight Trigrams Furnace. It seemed as though the two of them were getting a bit motion sick...

As for Qin Shou, he was loudly lamenting while merrily enjoying the meat in the pot.

After a while, the Shen glanced at Qin Shou again and then suddenly stopped beating the Eight Trigrams Furnace, and ferociously stared at the Rabbit, saying, "Are you still eating my meat?"

Zhao Shou, taken aback, pointed at the pot and replied, "Your meat? This is my meat, okay?"

The Shen spoke each word deliberately, brimming with murderous intent, "Don’t believe I can kill you?"

Qin Shou squinted at the Shen, while the Shen slightly lowered its body, the murderous aura growing heavier and heavier...

Qin Shou licked his lips with his tongue and then quietly stuffed a piece of meat into his mouth, saying, "Delicious."

"Rabbit, aren’t you afraid of dying?!" the Shen roared.

Qin Shou snorted and said, "Damn your grandpa, if you could really kill me, why waste your breath? Just kill and snatch the meat, and be done with it."

The Shen was stunned for a long time and failed to come up with anything to say.

Qin Shou ignored him and continued eating the meat, adding, "Let me tell you, although I don’t know why you’re not attacking me, there’s no way you’re getting a bite of my meat!"

After that, Qin Shou beckoned and said, "Chongba, want some meat?"

At that moment, Chongba crawled out from the Eight Trigrams Furnace. Upon hearing the word "meat", his mind was flooded with images of greasy, fatty meat, and he couldn’t hold back anymore; he retched and vomited.

The Eight Trigrams Furnace quickly dodged to the side and then meticulously checked the situation inside its belly, only letting out a sigh of relief after a while, "Thank goodness, thank goodness... Glad I didn’t vomit inside."

The Shen looked at Qin Shou furiously and asked, "Why won’t you let me eat, but you let them eat?"

Qin Shou naturally replied, "They’re my boys. If the big brother is eating meat, shouldn’t he at least give his little brothers some soup? Besides, I’m such a nice person."

The Shen narrowed its eyes, as if calculating something, then suddenly leaned in and said, "How about I become your little brother?"

Pfft!

Qin Shou spat out all the meat in his mouth. He had considered countless possibilities: the Shen threatening with death; blackmailing with a friend’s life; using absolute power to snatch the meat; he even thought the Shen might beg pathetically for a bite.

But Qin Shou never imagined that the Shen would offer to become his little brother over a single bite of meat!

Chongba, who had just finished vomiting, heard this and spat out another mouthful, this time onto the Eight Trigrams Furnace that had previously teased him.

The usually clean Eight Trigrams Furnace didn’t complain or yell this time but stood there utterly baffled, muttering to itself, "Am I dreaming? The tenth child of the dragon, wanting to become the little brother of a rabbit, all for a bite of meat? Damn, suddenly I see that being a pot has more future than being an Alchemy Furnace!"

Chongba nodded along, but the Eight Trigrams Furnace turned and gave him a smack, sending Chongba crashing to the ground as he cursed, "That’s for vomiting all over me!"

Chongba: "#@￥#@..."

"What’s wrong? Am I not good enough?" the Shen asked, looking confused.

Qin Shou cleared his throat twice, putting on the airs of a big brother, before saying, "It’s not that you’re not good enough, but what talent do you have?"

The Shen was taken aback, "Talent?"

Qin Shou nodded and explained, "That’s right. Look, your big brother is eating meat here, just eating without even a drop of wine, let alone enjoying a dance from a beauty. How sad is that?"

At this, the Shen’s eyes lit up and it asked, "Big brother, meat is easy, I often catch these things to eat. The main thing is that you cook it so deliciously... I’ve stayed here for too long, the stuff I eat every day could bore a bird out of my mouth. But this is different, it’s really delicious..."