Rabbit Must Die -
Chapter 675 - 271: Talking About Who? _1
Chapter 675: Chapter 271: Talking About Who? _1
Hongran Daoist inadvertently glanced at her hand, then her face turned dark! She quickly let go and threw Zhao Yuhuang aside.
Zhao Yuhuang knelt on the ground and said, "Ancestor, please forgive me..."
The first one to realize the mistake was of course Zhao Yuhuang, he was even close to crying from pain, but with so many people around, it was really too embarrassing, and he didn’t dare to tell Hongran Daoist, "Let go of my... you know". So Zhao Yuhuang endured it, never expecting that the damn rabbit would actually expose the awkward situation.
Hongran Daoist waved her hand, "No matter, I have long seen through these worldly concerns..."
Qin Shou immediately said, "Then why is your face red?"
Hongran Daoist’s eyebrows shot up, she said, "Rabbit, are you seeking death?!"
Seeing this, Zhao Yuhuang followed up, "Ancestor, there’s no need for you to act, killing them would just dirty your hands. We’ll do it!"
Qin Shou chuckled, "Yeah? Thinking of cutting off my... again?"
Zhao Yuhuang angrily said, "You guys launched a sneak attack before, now, I want to see what tricks you have left to escape from the palm of my hand!"
As he spoke, all the Phoenixes started to move closer...
Qin Shou said, "What now? Planning to gang up again?"
Zhao Yuhuang sinisterly said, "Gang up? Against you ruffians, I’ll gang up if I want to. What about it? I don’t have time to waste words with you, waste time, attack!"
Qin Shou quickly shouted, "Wait a minute, are you sure you want to be this disrespectful of the rules?"
"Respect my ass! Attack!" Zhao Yuhuang commanded, and all the Phoenixes charged forward.
Feidan said, "I, what do we do? Should I use poison? Besides that ancestor, my poison should work on the others."
Qin Shou confidently said, "No need, our reinforcements have arrived!"
"Three!"
"Two!"
"One!"
...
Hearing Qin Shou’s words, Zhao Yuhuang and the others were taken aback, not expecting the rabbit to have reinforcements!
In that instant, everyone stopped to see what kind of reinforcements the rabbit had.
But...
A gust of wind blew by, and there was nothing in the sky.
"WHAT?!" Qin Shou was the first to shout, then with his quick mind, he instantly took action, grabbed a few people, and started to run!
Just then, Zhao Yuhuang snapped back to reality and shouted angrily, "You damn rabbit, you dare to trick me? I will flay you today!"
Qin Shou yelled back, "You’re just taking advantage of numbers! Have the guts to fight one-on-one!"
Zhao Yuhuang sneered, "One-on-one? Sure, how about you one-on-one against our group? Or our group one-on-one against you?"
The Phoenixes, who had had enough of that damn rabbit, suddenly burst into laughter, each of them jeering, "Come on, one-on-one against our group, haha..."
However, the laughter didn’t last for three seconds...
A loud bang resonated from the sky, followed by a sound similar to a great door opening!
Upon hearing that, Qin Shou shouted, "Reinforcements have arrived!"
But Zhao Yuhuang didn’t believe it at all, shouting angrily, "Still trying to deceive me, to buy time? Charge... uh... wait a minute..."
He shouted "Charge" as if his life depended on it, but the following words were choked by the sight before him, his voice reduced to a whisper.
Thus, Zhao Yuhuang saw a group of vigorous Phoenixes suddenly pass him by, then one after another they plunged into the suddenly opened door!
Then Zhao Yuhuang heard a series of screams, and laughter...
"Damn it! You dare to attack first? You’ve got courage, take this punch!"
"Easy, easy, we are civilized people, we should win people over with virtue but here comes my axe!"
Ah...
Help! Help me!
Ancestors, save me!
...
After a series of screams echoed for a while, a group of people finally emerged from the main gate, all dressed in standard armor, dragging a group of phoenixes out as if they were dragging dead dogs.
Qin Shou saw this and immediately burst into laughter.
Feidan and the others asked curiously, "I, what is this?"
Qin Shou replied, "Reinforcements."
Before Feidan could inquire about the details...
Suddenly, someone shouted loudly, "The Grand Marshal of the Three Armies of the Heavenly Court, the Pagoda-bearing Heavenly Lord, is here. Who dares to cause trouble!"
Upon hearing this, Qin Shou quickly turned around and said, "Run for it!"
Feidan and the others looked puzzled, "I, the reinforcements have arrived, why are you still running?"
Qin Shou said, "Escapist Li is no good..."
As expected, the great elder burst into laughter upon seeing the Pagoda-bearing Heavenly Lord, "I’ve long heard that during the Divine Enthronement War, there was a military officer who never won a battle but never lost a retreat, the invincible king of scavenging. Could that be you?"
The Pagoda-bearing Heavenly Lord’s face flushed with anger as he retorted, "Stop spouting nonsense! When has this lord ever lost on the battlefield?"
Qin Shou replied, "True, you’ve won, when you fought your own son."
The Pagoda-bearing Heavenly Lord turned and glared at Qin Shou, cursing, "You ungrateful thing, whose side are you on?"
Qin Shou said with a sobbing tone, "Big brother, just you coming alone might not be enough."
"Haha... A mere sixth-grade Golden Immortal leading a bunch of chickens and dogs over here. Is the Heavenly Court out of people?" the sixth elder laughed boisterously.
The Pagoda-bearing Heavenly Lord was not angry. Instead, he shook his head and said nonchalantly, "You want to raise the difficulty, huh?"
The sixth elder proudly declared, "Exactly!"
The Pagoda-bearing Heavenly Lord slightly lifted his head and asked, "How so?"
Before the sixth elder had time to come to his senses, there was a loud noise in the sky, and then a super invincible huge iron rod crashed down vertically!
The sixth elder didn’t even have a chance to react before being smashed into the ground!
Everyone instinctively looked up at the rod, only to see a Monkey wearing a phoenix-feathered purple gold crown, donning a chainmail of yellow gold, and wearing lotus filigree cloud-walking boots squatted on the rod, casually cleaning his ears while asking, "Chickens and dogs? Who are you talking about?"
Upon seeing this, Qin Shou said seriously, "Monkey, damn... how are you so fierce?!"
The person who arrived was Sun Wukong!
Unfortunately, before Sun Wukong could reply, the great elder roared, "Get down here!"
The great elder flung his sleeves, and a surge of flames rolled up to the sky, heading straight for Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong laughed heartily, "I, Old Sun, do not act without a prize. The Old Lord bestowed upon me a priceless gift. Can your fire compare to the Samadhi True Fire?"
As he spoke, Sun Wukong opened his mouth wide and directly sucked the raging fire into his belly, then rubbed his stomach and said, "Hey... it’s quite hot."
The great elder was about to step forward when the silent Hongran Daoist spoke indifferently, "Monkey, are you representing your master?"
Wukong was taken aback, then sat down on top of the Golden Cudgel and, pointing at Qin Shou, said, "I don’t care about anything else, but this Rabbit is my junior brother. I’m taking him away. You don’t mind, do you?"
Hongran Daoist slightly frowned, glanced at Qin Shou, then looked at the million heavenly soldiers and the smug and confident Pagoda-bearing Heavenly Lord, and then she nodded slightly, "It’s just a Rabbit. Take it away."
Sun Wukong bowed his hands, "Noble!"
Having said that, Sun Wukong jumped off the Golden Cudgel, and the Cudgel flew up and went into his ear. He patted Qin Shou on the head and said, "Rabbit, long time no see! Hehe..."
Qin Shou looked at him sideways, and said word for word, "You came here just to show off in front of me, didn’t you?"
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