Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 567 - 171: Stuck with You_1

Chapter 567: Chapter 171: Stuck with You_1

"Yes!" Indra and Xunxiang called out in unison.

Qin Shou wore a look of absolute dejection, heartbroken...

It was at that moment that Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha silently transmitted a message: "Drop it and run!"

The moment Xunxiang heard it, his eyes lit up, he threw down the rabbit and took off running!

Before the rabbit could react, Indra picked up the rabbit and chased after him at speed!

Qin Shou found himself being carried by the ear by Indra, and due to the sprinting, he kept swinging back and forth... Qin Shou squinted his eyes, crossed his arms over his chest, and wore a look of gloom. Could it be he couldn’t even give himself away now?

Indra turned out to be slightly faster than Xunxiang, and as he was catching up, Xunxiang angrily said, "Indra, don’t push me!"

"Catch the rabbit!" Indra said, throwing his hand forward, and a rabbit suddenly loomed large in front of Xunxiang!

Xunxiang raised a hand, ready to swat the rabbit aside! Qin Shou dodged, missing the chance to catch up to Xunxiang.

Indra picked him up again and continued the chase, waiting for the right moment to throw, only to have Xunxiang dodge again. This scene left the surrounding Asuras stupefied and buzzing with discussion.

"Isn’t that Kaitabha from the Eight Heavenly Dragons?"

"This one seems to be Lord Indra!"

"What are they doing?"

"Throwing rabbits, dodging rabbits? Since when did our conflicts become so harmonious?"

"Goodness, what in the world is going on here? Are those two flirting with each other?"

"Doesn’t look like it, they seem to be really angry. Could it be that Lord Indra has taken a fancy to Kaitabha, who doesn’t agree? So Lord Indra decided to take the plunge and make a grand gesture with the rabbit as a bridal gift, but Kaitabha refuses to accept it? Is our Lord Indra planning on a forced sale?"

Hearing such discussions, both Xunxiang and Indra’s foreheads were lined with black veins as they glared fiercely at the Asura who spoke, scaring him into turning tail and running.

But of all people, the most helpless was the rabbit Qin Shou, who was tossed about like a shuttlecock the whole time...

It was then that Xunxiang cursed, "Damn rabbit, come any closer and I’ll kill you!"

Qin Shou was already seething with anger, and hearing Xunxiang speak like that ignited all the rage within him. His eyes swiveled as he said to Indra, "Indra, do me a favor and I’ll go with her. How’s that?"

Indra paused, then said, "What sort of favor?"

Qin Shou said, "I have a brother... cough, I mean a sister, you’ve seen her—Hanyue. Help me take care of her, guide her in her cultivation, and you must ensure her safety and that she is not bullied. How about that?"

Indra indeed had seen Hanyue, but that was in Blood City. He had witnessed this rabbit kill the Asura King and tear apart Blood City for Hanyue’s sake. Bitterly muttering to himself, he thought, "I protect her? She’s more likely to protect me, who would dare to trouble her in the Blood Sea now?"

However, Indra could tell that Qin Shou didn’t seem to realize how formidable, how calamitous he was... Since that was the case, a favor that could be earned without cost should be taken, and so Indra solemnly raised his hand and vowed, "I, Indra, swear upon the Blood Sea and Nether River, as long as Hanyue is in the Nether River, I shall keep her safe, or may I suffer a dire fate."

Qin Shou gave a thumbs-up and said, "Fair enough! Toss me in that direction in a bit!"

Qin Shou pointed towards Xunxiang, and Indra got the hint instantly, replying, "No problem!"

The next moment, Indra swung the rabbit up and lobbed it towards Xunxiang in the distance.

Qin Shou, with a face full of gloom, demanded, "Can’t you TM stop grabbing ears!"

However, at this very moment, he had already been thrown... Indra could only say, "Next time, I definitely won’t grab your ears!"

Qin Shou retorted, "Next time, my ass. You’re hoping for a next time? Damn it!"

Xunxiang saw the rabbit flying towards her, and with a frown, she tried to swat it away with a slap.

But then she saw the rabbit suddenly swerve and plunge down!

Next thing Xunxiang knew, she felt a weight on her leg. Looking down, she saw the rabbit clinging tightly to her thigh! While Xunxiang looked down, Qin Shou looked up at her.

Xunxiang furiously yelled, "Damn rabbit, let go!"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "Let go? You’re the one starting things, you’re the one who grabbed me, and now you’re telling me to let go? What do you think I, the Rabbit, am? Something you can grab and throw as you please? Let me tell you, it’s too late for you to want to throw me now; I’m clinging to you! I’m going to piss you off!"

The moment Xunxiang heard this, she became furious, raised her hand high, and threatened, "You really think I won’t flatten you?"

Had it been earlier, Qin Shou would have immediately cowered, but now, he had come to a realization.

Xunxiang, who had been aggressive before, was now instantly hesitant, obviously because someone had cautioned her not to provoke Qin Shou. Knowing this, what did Qin Shou have to fear?

Thus, Qin Shou stiffened his neck, looked straight at Xunxiang, and challenged, "Come on! Come at me! I’m offering you my head! If you don’t hit me, then you are a flat-chested wench!"

Xunxiang, seeing the rabbit so shameless, was about to strike in irritation when the voice of Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha rang in her ear: "Don’t hit him, this rabbit, you must not hit or kill."

Xunxiang was infuriated to no end, her small chest heaving violently as she glared at Qin Shou and demanded, "Rabbit, what on earth do you want?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes again and said, "What do I want? Shouldn’t I be the one asking you that? I was peacefully sleeping at home. Who came looking for trouble? You came out of nowhere to grab me, to hit me... and now you ask me what I want? I’ll tell you what, right now I’m not going to do anything; I’m just going to mess with you!"

Having said that, Qin Shou smacked his lips, feeling he might have chosen the wrong words, but before he could correct himself...

Everything went dark as a palm came crashing down, smack! It struck Qin Shou right across his face.

Qin Shou looked helplessly resigned, finally understanding what ’misery comes from the mouth’ means.

But Qin Shou, being tough-skinned and hard-fleshed, wasn’t much fazed by the hit; it instead spurred his bloodlust, and he looked up defiantly, "You dare to hit me, the Rabbit?"

"What if I hit you?" Xunxiang glared angrily.

Qin Shou sneered, yanked hard, and took a big bite!

A ripping sound was heard, and Xunxiang felt a sudden coolness on her thigh. Looking down, her face flushed with embarrassment. Her skirt had been torn open by the rabbit, and even her underwear had a hole bitten into it!

Indra, who was about to retreat, immediately stopped in his tracks. He spread his fingers over his eyes and tried to sneak a peek, muttering, "Rabbit, tear it higher!"

Qin Shou promptly responded, "You got it!"

"You dare?!" Xunxiang panicked, reached out to grab the rabbit’s ear, and tried to pull it down.

The rabbit opened its mouth wide, biting the upper part of Xunxiang’s pants, a daring indication that if she pulled, its teeth and her pants would meet their end together. Xunxiang was so furious she gritted her teeth, wishing she could stab the rabbit dead on the spot.

PS: Brothers and sisters, happy new year!