Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 518 - 130 This woman... damn it!_1

Chapter 518: Chapter 130 This woman... damn it!_1

If it weren’t for the thick hair on his face, Qin Shou might even think that he had blushed to the color of a monkey’s butt!

Qin Shou quickly released the female Asura’s hand and hurriedly leaped back, jumping a full five meters away! It was only then that he clasped his hands over his groin and stuttered, "You... hey... you say... I should... ouch, how should I even begin with you? You’re a girl, can’t you be a bit more reserved?"

Hearing this, the female Asura sneered, "Dislike me cause I’m ugly? Just say it! What’s wrong with touching you a bit?"

Qin Shou was speechless, protesting in aggrieved tones, "How does this have anything to do with being ugly? What kind of thought process is that? If I touched you like this, would you feel ashamed?"

Upon hearing that, the female Asura puffed out her chest, boldly and spiritedly saying, "Come on! Touch!"

Qin Shou was instantly dumbfounded, standing there with his eyes wide and speechless at the sight of this woman...

The female Asura then looked at Qin Shou with a disdainful gaze, "Are you calling me ugly, or are you just too chicken to touch?"

Qin Shou opened his mouth, gazing at that perfect figure. To say he didn’t want to touch? He reckoned even the genetic code within him wouldn’t agree, after all, from a young age, that code had taught him, "Your death doesn’t matter, but passing on your legacy is paramount! It doesn’t matter if the other party is ugly, what’s important is having children." But reason told Qin Shou, this was something he couldn’t touch, otherwise, it would be too unfair to Chang’e who was waiting for him bitterly in the Moon Palace.

Thinking of Chang’e, Qin Shou felt as if a bucket of cold water had been thrown over him, causing him to shiver all over, and the chaotic thoughts in his brain instantly disappeared, helping him regain his composure.

Qin Shou analyzed it for a moment. From the memories of his past life, he had read about Buddhism’s description of Asuras: men ugly, women beautiful, slaughterous, yet incredibly open.

Realizing this, he understood that the female Asura in front of him wasn’t teasing him, but was genuinely open-minded and didn’t care about such things.

Qin Shou couldn’t help but curse inwardly, "Damn it, female Asuras should be sent down to Earth, they would be a massive blessing for the countless lonely sticks of the Huaxia descendants."

As Qin Shou’s thoughts wandered, a cold ’hehe’ suddenly echoed, startling him once more.

Looking up, Qin Shou saw the female Asura looking at him with an utterly disdainful and mocking expression, before cuttingly saying, "Living up to the reputation, indeed! In such a short while, without having done a thing, you’ve shivered twice, how quick!"

Boom!

Qin Shou felt as if thunder had struck in his mind, leaving him completely stunned!

He shivered?

So what if he shivered?

Is it a crime to shiver out of fear?

Does shivering always have to mean the release of passion?

What on earth is this woman thinking?

Can’t she think of something more positive?

Shivering!

Damn shivering!

Qin Shou was filled with endless annoyance; now he had but two thoughts on his mind. One was to pin this woman to the ground and show her the true might of ’I, the Rabbit’ even more than a donkey could!

The other thought was... not to stoop to the level of this unrefined woman!

In the end, Qin Shou chose the latter, shaking his head dismissively and saying, "Say what you will, I’ve already given my heart to someone. Even if you’re beautiful, I can only look and say just that. As for ’I, the Rabbit’s’ capability, actually, it’s none of your business."

Having said this, Qin Shou looked as calm as a light breeze or a lofty cloud, as if entering sage mode, save for the fact that his butt was always trying hard to stick out, and his waist slightly bent. No helping it, while Qin Shou said this, blowing his own trumpet, he felt a tremendous pressure bearing down on him as if Mount Tai were looming over.

At the same time, Qin Shou was also curious about what kind of knot this female Asura had used, managing to tie a rope so securely that a big lump of flesh could bounce around without slipping out of the rope’s restraint.

The female Asura looked at Qin Shou with surprise and said, "You’re spoken for?"

Qin Shou nodded.

The female Asura burst into laughter and said, "Little Rabbit, who do you think you’re fooling? Although I’ve never been to the outside world, I’ve heard about it. In the outside world, it’s very common to have three wives and four concubines. Are you telling me that because you’re spoken for, you wouldn’t have thoughts about other women?"

Having said that, the female Asura suddenly turned fierce and, swinging her knife, aimed a slash at Rabbit’s head!

Qin Shou, frightened out of his wits, darted away over fifty meters in an instant, barely escaping getting his head split open!

Even so, Qin Shou could still feel a streak of coolness lingering from his forehead to his belly, and he nearly roared as he shouted, "You crazy woman, what are you doing?! What have I done to offend you?!"

The answer to Qin Shou was another swing aimed at his waist!

Qin Shou dodged again, then turned to run, cursing as he did, "You crazy woman, have you no sense of reason?"

The female Asura chased after him with another slash, then humphed and said, "You lied to me, of course I’ll hack at you!"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "Who lied to you! It was ’I’ who lied to you!"

The female Asura humphed and said, "You think you can go from being a pot-stewing Rabbit to becoming a gate-guarding dog? You’re just trying to take advantage of the situation, aren’t you?"

Qin Shou was so angry he nearly tripped and fell headlong to the ground. Grinding his teeth, he exclaimed, "I... I... I’ll be damned..."

Qin Shou really didn’t know what to curse anymore.

Then he heard the female Asura scoff coldly and say, "If you dare, come at me!"

At that moment, Qin Shou felt as though his forehead was covered in black lines... He suddenly realized that when women are too open-minded and men too prudish, it was simply torture for men.

Qin Shou shouted, "I’m telling you, don’t push me!"

"I’m pushing you, so what!" she retorted.

"I... I... you really shouldn’t push me!"

"Little bunny brat, are you coming or not? Are you scared you might not be up for it later?"

Thump!

Qin Shou face-planted straight into the ground and, turning around, held up a thumbs up and said, "I give up! I can’t outtalk you!"

The female Asura, who had been too busy bickering to swing her knife, suddenly stopped when Rabbit stopped, and she didn’t take the chance to strike. Seeing Rabbit’s pathetic appearance, she burst into laughter and said, "See, it’s not that I’m not beautiful or that I lack charm, it’s just that you really can’t cut it!"

What could Qin Shou say? By now, he wanted to be responsible to Chang’e, and so, for the first time in his life, he admitted defeat when it came to not being up for something.

Seeing Rabbit silent and dejected all at once, the female Asura furrowed her brows, plopped down beside Qin Shou, and gave him a slap on the back of his head.

Qin Shou, who was trying to get up, was shoved back down again.

The female Asura felt a bit embarrassed, so she quickly lifted the Rabbit into her arms and held him close.

The Rabbit had a complex expression on his face facing such an honest woman that drove him mad; even if he was taking advantage of her, he couldn’t feel happy about it.

The female Asura said, "Alright, Rabbit, so what if you can’t cut it? What’s the big deal? Later, I’ll take you to our Asura Tribe, and whoever you fancy, I’ll help you cut theirs off and graft it onto you..."