Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 379 - 374: Can You Sing Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star?_1

Chapter 379: Chapter 374: Can You Sing Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star?_1

Upon hearing the words, Qin Shou cracked a smile and said, "Have you ever heard of ’Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star’?"

"What?" Zhou Xin was taken aback, and although his mouth was stuffed with a shoe, it didn’t affect his ability to speak, as he could still use sound transmission or ventriloquism. Such methods were trivial and known by all cultivators, so being unable to use his mouth wasn’t an issue.

Then Qin Shou sang, "Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are... Ever heard it?"

Zhou Xin’s face darkened as he transmitted, "Are you messing with me?"

Qin Shou laughed and said, "Listen..."

Zhou Xin, puzzled, watched Qin Shou and then saw him lift a mallet and drop it on the zigzag ruler, producing a crisp ’ding’ sound.

Zhou Xin was about to mock the Rabbit for not understanding magic treasures, but the next moment, he stared at the Rabbit in disbelief, forgetting all about sound transmission and ventriloquism, and opened his mouth wide, wanting to let out a loud yell!

At that moment, Qin Shou cursed, "Damn! Indeed, a person’s potential is limitless!"

Qin Shou had thought that Zhou Xin’s mouth was already stretched to its limit by the shoe, but under intense pain, Zhou Xin’s mouth miraculously opened even wider!

The shoe fell out!

"Ahh—!" The pig-slaughtering scream almost made Qin Shou’s hand tremble, and he almost tossed the Headache Bell!

Zhou Xin only felt his head buzzing as if a large bell was tolling inside his head, clanging repeatedly and striking his brain, which felt like it was about to shatter!

Seeing this, Qin Shou looked puzzled and said, "Brother He, stop acting, I’ve been hit by you before, and it really didn’t feel like anything."

"Ah..." Zhou Xin continued to scream.

Qin Shou clasped his hands together and said, "Alright! Brother He, I’m convinced by your acting—it’s better than mine. Are you done now?"

"Huff..." Once the pain subsided, Zhou Xin was sweating profusely, his eyes almost bulging out of their sockets, and he angrily said, "I’m acting your grandpa!"

Qin Shou replied, "That’s uncivilized! Impolite! And spitting, too—not hygienic! I’ll hit you, dammit!"

"Ding!"

"Ah!—" Zhou Xin continued to scream, this time his eyes really looking like they were about to pop out.

Qin Shou said, "Keep pretending, continue! Let’s see how well your screams match my ’Little Star’!"

Then Qin Shou began to hit the rhythm of ’Little Star’:

Ding ding,

"Ah ah"

Ding ding

"Ah ah"

Ding ding ding!

"Ah ah ah—"

"Hey, not bad with the coordination, keep it up!" Qin Shou praised, then continued to hit.

Ding ding,

"Ah ah!"

Ding ding,

"Ah ah!"

Ding ding ding...

"Ah—!"

Qin Shou looked at Zhou Xin with a disdainful expression and said, "Brother He, you were off-key on the last note, let’s try it again! Listen for my command: Si! Rei! Spit! Wan! Dog!"

Ding ding...

Listening to the terrible screams coming from the other side, Zhou Xin’s fellow disciples were getting restless and huddled together, murmuring among themselves.

Li Qi asked, "What’s wrong with my senior brother? Without incantations, and without a refined magic treasure, how could it have hurt him?"

Zhu Tianlin shook his head, laughing, "He must have learned from that rabbit, pretending to be in pain. Once the rabbit has had its fun hitting, then he will strike, showing how well I can act. Ha-ha..."

Yang Wenhui followed with a nod, "Exactly, exactly... that’s the routine. It’s called giving them a taste of their own medicine! Isn’t that right, Master?"

Lv Yue nodded slightly, but he lifted his eyelids, looking towards Zhou Xin with a trace of doubt.

Gui Gold Sheep and the others gathered together and were also whispering among themselves.

"That cry sounds a bit tragic..." Liu Earth Roebuck said.

Gui Gold Sheep nodded, "Indeed, it’s quite tragic. If this is acting, then Zhou Xin is quite the talent."

Xing Sun Horse sneezed and said, "Why do I feel like it’s not an act."

Liu Earth Roebuck laughed and said, "You think it’s real? A newly acquired magic treasure, and the rabbit could use it? Don’t be ridiculous..."

Xing Sun Horse nodded, "That’s true. Let’s continue watching and see how long they will continue acting... Eh, why has he stopped crying out?"

Upon hearing this, everyone turned to look and saw Qin Shou still knocking on the Headache Bell, but Zhou Xin had already frothed at the mouth, his eyes rolled back, his face as gold as if burnt, and he had fainted!

Seeing this scene, Li Qi, Zhu Tianlin, Yang Wenhui, Xing Sun Horse, Liu Earth Roebuck, Gui Gold Sheep, and a group of others couldn’t help but exclaim, "Isn’t this acting a bit too realistic?"

"Realistic my ass! He’s really been injured to his mind and soul!" Lv Yue suddenly stood up, cursed loudly, and strode towards Qin Shou!

Qin Shou turned his head just in time to see Lv Yue approaching, but since he didn’t recognize Lv Yue, he just couldn’t help but take a good look at him!

Lv Yue was dressed in a bright red robe, his face the color of indigo, hair like cinnabar, with three eyes wide open, riding on a golden-eyed camel, and flaunting a longsword! Indeed, he looked majestic, yet there was something...

"Dongfang Bubai, you’ve grown a beard?!" Qin Shou exclaimed.

Lv Yue paused, looked back to see who else was there, and then shouted angrily, "Rabbit, what are you yelling about? What Dongfang Bubai?"

Qin Shou chuckled dryly, "Don’t get excited, Dongfang Bubai just means undefeated, I’m saying you’re awesome."

As they say, flattery never fails. Listening to these words, Lv Yue’s face softened slightly, and with a wave of his sleeve said, "Rabbit, return my disciple to me!"

"Your disciple? Who are you?" Qin Shou looked at Lv Yue, puzzled.

Before Lv Yue could say anything, the recovered Li Qi, Zhu Tianlin, and Yang Wenhui had already caught up. Li Qi announced loudly, "Rabbit, don’t you kneel before our Master? Our Master is the Plague Emperor Haotian from the Heavenly Court, Lv Yue is his name!"

Zhu Tianlin immediately said, "Rabbit, listen well!

To traverse weak waters one needs no boat, wander the world with wonders afloat.

The yang spirit exits unseen, the water tiger’s lead more arcane.

Throughout Nine Dragons Island, I cultivate with no disdain,

In the ranks of Jie Cult, I stand foremost, without feign.

Ask for my name, Lv Yue reaches the Four Seas, with no constraint."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou burst into laughter, "I’ve seen people boast, but never quite like this! You, a mix of Dongfang Bubai and Smurf as a three-eyed creature, and you claim to be first among Jie Cult disciples? Why don’t you say you’re the Tongtian Cult Master?"

"How dare you! You dare to insult our Master? Prepare to die!" Li Qi bellowed as he charged forward, producing a banner with a vicious smile, "Rabbit, do you recognize my treasure?"

Ding!

Li Qi held his head and let out a scream: "Ah!"

Qin Shou tilted his head to look at Li Qi, then kept on hitting the Headache Bell, and with a look that said he was watching an idiot, he spoke to Li Qi, "I never understood, if you’re going to fight, why all the prattle? What are you looking for?"

No sooner had he finished speaking, Qin Shou began to sing, "Ah ah ah oh, ah ah ah oh hey..."

His hands continued to hit the bell to the rhythm of "Tante."

Li Qi didn’t even make it through the first segment before his eyes rolled back and he fainted.

Zhu Tianlin and Yang Wenhui stepped forward to intervene, but with a cold snort from Lv Yue, they dared not move.

Lv Yue said, "Although this rabbit isn’t popular, his words do make sense. How can one afford to dally on the battlefield? You don’t even understand the principle of using your best weapons first; are you waiting to use them after you’re dead? Have you understood now?"