Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 377 - 372: Let the Voice Fly for a While, Shit!_1

Chapter 377: Chapter 372: Let the Voice Fly for a While, Shit!_1

Meanwhile, in Tianyong City, atop the Water Flower Building, on the roof of the Pavilion of Wind and Water.

Lv Dongbin was secretly teaching Wenqu how to seduce women...

Wenqu Star Monarch meticulously pinned Yuheng Star Monarch against the wall, and Wenqu Star Monarch could even clearly feel Yuheng Star Monarch’s breathing growing heavier.

"Kiss her, kiss her! Brother, kiss her, and you’ll succeed!" Lv Dongbin urged him through telepathy.

Wenqu Star Monarch slowly leaned towards Yuheng Star Monarch, and just as he was about to get closer, Wenqu Star Monarch stopped, replying through telepathy, "This... isn’t right, is it?"

"Honestly, do you like her or not? If you do, then kiss her!" Lv Dongbin shouted, scratching his ears and cheeks: "Such a beautiful girl, and you’re hesitating? This is a rare opportunity, make your move now!"

Wenqu Star Monarch replied with a wry smile, "This... We haven’t even made our relationship official, kissing her now wouldn’t be gentlemanly."

Upon hearing this, Lv Dongbin nearly tore off his crown, cursing as he dressed, "Gentleman my ass! Who defines a relationship before seducing a woman? Quick, kiss her! Hesitate and things will change!"

Wenqu Star Monarch was still hesitant...

Yuheng Star Monarch’s breath had already become unstable, and she had gently closed her eyes. However, after waiting for a long time, she felt nothing, so she slowly opened her eyes to look at Wenqu Star Monarch in front of her, only to see the passion in her eyes gradually cooling...

Wenqu Star Monarch had not yet noticed these changes and continued to speak to Lv Dongbin, "The way of the gentleman should not take advantage of a person’s precarious position..."

Lv Dongbin, irritated by those textbook phrases, had his nose nearly crooked with anger, and eventually cursed, "Bullshit! Haven’t you noticed that those who speak such words aren’t that interested in women? They’re great at managing the world and reasoning, but when it comes to seducing women, who has more experience than me?!"

Upon hearing this, Wenqu Star Monarch thought, it seemed to make sense...

However, before Wenqu Star Monarch could do anything further, Yuheng Star Monarch suddenly pushed him away!

Wenqu Star Monarch was stunned and looked at Yuheng Star Monarch, only to see her already sitting in a chair, slowly sipping her tea, and said coolly, "If you don’t like me, why tease me? If it’s about that rabbit, there’s no need. I prefer to play it safe when I do things. Since I could come out with you, naturally someone else is dealing with the rabbit. That person is stronger than me. Going there will only bring you trouble.

I’m here to protect you, and this is how you treat me..."

Wenqu Star Monarch, who was not good at acting or seducing, didn’t pay attention to Lv Dongbin’s reminder in his ear, "Remember, don’t mention the rabbit, just focus on romance!"

However, Wenqu Star Monarch, concerned about his disciple, urgently asked, "Who did you send after the rabbit?"

The moment Yuheng Star Monarch heard that, her face instantly frosted over, and she scoffed coldly, "You really do care more about that rabbit! In that case, I take my leave!"

With that, Yuheng Star Monarch kicked the door open and flew away!

Wenqu Star Monarch was immediately dumbfounded...

Lv Dongbin jumped down from the roof, looked at the bewildered Wenqu Star Monarch, swallowed back the words he was about to say, patted Wenqu Star Monarch on the shoulder, and said, "This is the first time I’ve seen a duck that was ready to be eaten bite back and then run away. Sigh... Let’s go, we need to find a way to help the rabbit get through this ordeal. Yuheng, that woman, has an even more meticulous mind than her predecessor... Let’s go..."

After saying that, Lv Dongbin left as well.

Wenqu Star Monarch finally snapped out of it and hurriedly followed.

At the same time, Qin Shou was flying when he suddenly heard a loud shout ahead, "Rabbit, seeing my teacher and you still don’t come down from your carriage to surrender?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou subconsciously tugged at the rope in his hand to make sure it was long enough to tie a few more knots if needed, then stuck his head out to look ahead.

A Taoist priest in an early yellow robe sat squarely on a floating cloud, his chin tilting up slightly with a touch of arrogance.

Qin Shou raised his eyebrows and said, "You priests are quite funny, I don’t even know your master, so why should I surrender by getting off the carriage?"

Upon hearing this, the Taoist priest burst into laughter and said, "Since you’re unaware, I won’t blame you. Now listen up! I am the Plague Envoy of the East of the Plague Department, Zhou Xin by name!

My master is none other than the current overlord of the Heavenly Court, Plague Emperor Haotian! From Nine Dragons Island, the renowned Lv Yue is also my master!

Now, will you surrender and get off your carriage?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou mimicked Zhou Xin’s laughter, laughing out loud thrice before retorting with a single phrase: "Idiot!"

Qin Shou wasn’t just sparring with words to show off. He genuinely thought Zhou Xin was an idiot. In Qin Shou’s view, shouldn’t one try to deceive the opponent and persuade them to get off the carriage first at a time like this? Just opening your mouth and boasting about how amazing you are, how incredible your master is, what a joke! If you’re all that great and I can’t defeat you, wouldn’t it be stupid not to run?

Afterward, Qin Shou slapped the carriage, and it shot out at once, heading straight for the Southern Gate!

Zhou Xin was momentarily stunned, never expecting the rabbit to be so unconventional, truly angering him until his nostrils flared, furiously saying, "You impudent rabbit, still thinking of running?"

As he spoke, Zhou Xin lifted a thread in his right hand, a jade zigzag ruler tied to it, and a wooden mallet in his left hand. With a sinister smile, he said, "Run? Let’s see where you can run to!"

"Is that the Headache Bell?" Liu Earth Roebuck exclaimed.

Gui Gold Sheep nodded, "That must be it. It’s said that during the great Divine Enthronement battle, Zhou Xin used this Headache Bell to strike Jinzha, almost causing him to die of pain right there and then. Now, to take it out against a mere rabbit is a bit overkill."

Liu Earth Roebuck followed with a nod, before muttering, "Isn’t it overkill to deploy all of us Star Monarchs of the South to catch one rabbit too?"

In the meantime, Zhou Xin had already struck the zigzag ruler with his wooden mallet, and a clear ’ding’ resonated.

The sound wasn’t loud and seemed crisp, making everyone feel there was nothing special about it.

However, Zhou Xin confidently smiled and said, "Let the sound fly for a while, wait a moment, that rabbit will have a hard time!"

But after a brief wait, the rabbit was nearly at the Southern Gate!

Zhou Xin then realized something was amiss and hurriedly shouted, "Stop him quickly!"

Luckily, the Star Monarchs had already set up a grand Formation, sealing off the entrance to the Southern Gate, and with a simple shift from the Star Monarchs, everything between heaven and earth became void. With the spinning of the Big Dipper, stars twinkled and flickered!

The Pegasus Dragon Carriage driven by Qin Shou had entered a vast expanse of stars!

Qin Shou knew this starry space was fake, a creation of the Formation; however, he couldn’t say it was completely false, since it was a real space evolved through the Formation. If Qin Shou couldn’t break through this spatial realm, he would just be trapped, unable to take even a half step closer to the Southern Gate, no matter how close it seemed.

Having no other choice, Qin Shou stopped, put away the Pegasus Dragon Carriage, and started looking around for an exit to escape.

Just then, a cold snort came through: "Rabbit, are you alright?!"

Qin Shou turned to look and saw Zhou Xin riding on an auspicious cloud, staring at Qin Shou with disbelief.

Qin Shou, looking completely puzzled, responded to Zhou Xin, "What’s wrong? Should there be something wrong with me?"