Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 361 - 356 Rabbit’s Justice_1

Chapter 361: Chapter 356 Rabbit’s Justice_1

Qin Shou trusted his sixth sense, and he didn’t believe that anyone would dare to kill a Heavenly God here in this city, where there were a bunch of them! The Jade Emperor’s gaze was upon this place, so who would dare to make trouble?

The little girl sat down, but, because her arms were too short to reach the cards far away, she said discontentedly, "Brother, I can’t reach them."

The burly man helped the little girl fetch the cards...

It was only then that Qin Shou noticed that the old swindler opposite him remained seated with his eyes closed, projecting the aura of an otherworldly sage. However, it was different for the Bibo Daoist; he was sweating bullets at this moment, having to wipe his forehead from time to time...

Now Qin Shou was even more curious—what kind of background did this little girl and the burly man have that they could be so intimidating?

Qin Shou asked the old swindler through a message, and the old swindler replied, "It’s not them that’s intimidating, but the thing behind them! Haven’t you seen it?"

Qin Shou was utterly confused: "What do you mean?"

The old swindler thought for a moment and then said, "These two won’t live long, there’s a Death-trap Paste stuck on their backs!"

Qin Shou glanced at the back of the little girl and the burly man and indeed, on their backs was a black paper with a strange pattern drawn in blood-red.

"Is this the Death-trap Paste? Is it really that frightening?" Qin Shou asked the old swindler.

The old swindler said, "Frightening? Haha... This is the Asura Clan’s Death-trap Paste. The Asuras are a warrior race, stubborn and single-minded. Once they have you in their sights, as long as one of them is alive, they will seize any opportunity to take your life. And the Asura Clan is notoriously unreasonable. If they don’t make a move, all is well, but once they do, they eradicate completely! Anyone who gets close to their target could potentially be considered prey to be killed.

"What’s most important is that the Asura Clan has an endless stream of experts with unpredictable cultivation techniques... It’s said their ancestor once stood alone at the mouth of the Blood River and repelled Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha with a single slash. Even Spirit Mountain had no means to deal with them. How do you think it feels to be targeted by such a clan?"

Qin Shou thought about that scene and felt a chill down his spine.

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha, although only at the level of a bodhisattva, possessed strength not inferior to any Buddha! Such a powerful being was repelled with a single slash, so how fierce must the Asura ancestor have been?

"What a fun little kid, too bad..." the old swindler sighed.

At that moment, the little girl called out, "Hey! Let’s start, I’m all ready."

The old swindler chuckled and said, "Little girl, what are you betting on?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou immediately felt unhappy and messaged the old swindler, "Old swindler, that little girl is about to die, and you’re still scamming her out of money?"

The old swindler replied as if it were only natural, "If one is about to die, what’s the use of keeping the money? Give it to me, and I’ll donate it to those in need, helping them do good deeds!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou was infuriated, "Bullshit! In any case, you’re not allowed to scam her!"

The old swindler’s expression darkened, and he cursed through a message, "Damn rabbit, you’ve taken all the money, can’t you let me be in peace?"

Qin Shou snapped, "Peace my ass! Try scamming that little girl today!"

Seeing that Qin Shou was truly angry, the old swindler tried to placate him, "Rabbit, rest assured, I definitely won’t waste this money. Later, I’ll invest it in constructing on your Moon, fund some people in dire straits—this will surely count as doing good deeds for them! It might even help them reincarnate into a better life next time, right?"

"Fuck off! You think you can hoodwink me? I don’t believe a single word that comes out of your mouth!" Qin Shou flatly rejected him.

Right then, the little girl innocently asked, "Hey! Why are you ignoring me? Do you look down on me?"

Upon hearing this, the old swindler hurriedly explained with a smile, "Not at all, I was contemplating some issues regarding the great path of heaven and earth. My friend, what do you wish to bet on?"

As soon as Qin Shou heard this, his face darkened, and he messaged, "Are you taking my words for granted?"

The old swindler was about to say something when a white, fluffy paw suddenly slammed onto the table, followed by a loud shout, "First come, first served, I was here first, do me first!"

At these words, everyone was startled and then realized that the troublemaker was a rabbit.

Qin Shou waved his hand, not bothering with secret messages anymore, and slapped the table, "Old man, are you calculating or not? If not, I’m flipping the table!"

The old swindler was ashen-faced; he knew this damn rabbit was no longer playing by the rules, causing a ruckus even in the Heavenly Court. The old swindler helplessly responded, "You want a reading, huh? Fine, tell me, what do you want to calculate?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou raised his brows and said, "What did you say?"

The old swindler emphasized impatiently, "I said what do you want to calcu..."

Before he could finish, the old swindler realized he had misspoken.

Sure enough, the rabbit across from him sneered and shouted, "Are you cursing at someone?"

In the midst of speaking, the rabbit grabbed the table and flipped it with force, sending it slamming into the old swindler’s face!

The old swindler quickly dodged and angrily messaged, "Damn rabbit, are you trying to wreck the place? Are you sick?"

Qin Shou narrowed his eyes in a demeanor that said, I am here to wreck the place, so what? At the same time, he messaged back, "Get lost quickly! Don’t force me to call the Heavenly Gods to catch a swindler!"

Upon hearing this, the old swindler gave Qin Shou a pitiful look and huffed, then was about to leave with some dignity to preserve the place for future visits.

But the rabbit’s voice came booming down, "Go! Get going quickly!"

Having no choice, the old swindler turned and fled.

After the old swindler left, the Bibo Daoist, still unwilling to give up, stepped forward and tried to play the good guy, "Esteemed... erm... Sir Rabbit, wasn’t what you did just now a bit much? In my view, our just now friend truly could..."

"Could your ass! Using mahjong tiles instead of mahjong, do you think I’m an idiot?" Qin Shou glared and yelled.

The Bibo Daoist still wanted to say something, but the rabbit messaged over, "Don’t think I don’t know that you two are birds of a feather. For the sake of acquaintance, I won’t expose you, nor will I have you thrown in jail. Get lost before I lose my temper!"

Bibo Daoist’s remaining words were instantly drowned out as he scurried away in a gray blur.

Seeing this, the others exchanged glances, utterly clueless about the situation, with some even starting to complain.

"Where did this rabbit come from? After finally encountering the long-lost Mahjong, he’s gone and messed it all up."

"I know, right..."

"It’s so rude! Our Lingling Ancient City prides itself on being the ancestral city of virtue, and he’s breaking all the rules with his recklessness."

...

Qin Shou, listening to these words, felt like flies buzzing in his ears. He abruptly leaped up and shouted, "You all know nothing! If "I" really wanted to convince you with virtue, I’m afraid you couldn’t handle it!"

These people were mild-mannered by nature. Seeing the rabbit turn his sharp attention their way and realizing he was not someone to be trifled with, they shook their heads, turned, and dispersed.

After everyone had scattered, Qin Shou dusted off his hands, curled his lips and muttered, "Hmph!"

Smack!

A slap landed smack on Qin Shou’s forehead!

It was enough to make his ears flop down from their upright position!

Qin Shou demanded angrily, "Who?!"

Turning around, he saw a pair of big eyes staring straight at him!

It was the killer girl with the conical hat!

The girl, with one hand on her hip and the other pointing at Qin Shou’s nose, puffed up with anger and said, "Rabbit! What are you doing disrupting my fortune-telling?"

Qin Shou knew that the girl only pronounced her "sh" with a heavy tongue, which was why it wasn’t strange to him. Straightening his ears, he replied, "He’s a fraudster!"

"How do you know he’s a fraudster?" The girl didn’t believe him at all.

At that moment, the girl’s brother, a sturdy man, patted her on the head and said, "He is a fraudster."

The girl might not trust the rabbit, but she did trust her brother. She looked up at him, but the brim of her conical hat was too large to see his face. Nevertheless, she was extremely good at acting and pretended as if she had seen him, asking, "Bro, how do you know?"

The sturdy man said in a deep and resonant voice, "A wolf can always point out the dogs in a wolf pack."

The girl was stunned...

Qin Shou immediately raised a thumbs up and exclaimed, "Well said!"

The dim-witted girl asked, "How can you tell?"

Before the sturdy man could reply, Qin Shou said, "Put a bowl of shit out at dinner, whoever eats it is the dog!"

The sturdy man and the girl: "..."

Clearing his throat, the sturdy man bowed slightly to Qin Shou and said, "Thank you for your assistance just now. My name is Yishan, and this is my sister, Yishui."

Qin Shou hurriedly returned the bow and said, "My name is Qin Shou!"

"Pff..." The girl burst out laughing uncontrollably and then pointed at Qin Shou as she laughed heartily.

Qin Shou wasn’t angry. He had been laughed at since childhood and was used to it by now.

Yishan, however, didn’t laugh and instead asked, "Shou, as in longevity?"

Qin Shou nodded and said, "Yes."

Yishan said, "Nice name."

Qin Shou could tell that Yishan’s compliment was heartfelt and not merely polite. He immediately felt a surge of fondness for Yishan, so he instinctively asked, "Brother Yishan, do you know you’ve got black papers stuck on your back?"

Before Yishan could say anything, Yishui tore the Death-trap Paste off her back and waved it proudly in her hand, boasting, "What’s this you’re talking about?"

Qin Shou was astonished and asked, "You knew? If you knew, why didn’t you take it off?"

Yishui, with an air of unapologetic bluster, said, "Why bother taking it off? Someone took great pains to take them from someone else and stick them on their own back."

After saying this, Yishui appeared quite proud of herself.

Qin Shou, however, felt his vision go dark. He had seen people who sabotaged their teammates, but never someone who sabotaged themselves like this! This girl was genuinely audacious, digging a grand old hole for herself!

Qin Shou cleared his throat and kindly warned, "I’ve heard that’s the Asura Clan’s Death-trap Paste..."

Yishui cocked her head and said with all seriousness, "I know that!"

Qin Shou was so frustrated he exclaimed, "If you know, then why would you stick it on your back? And two at a time?"

Yishui, righteous and indignant, declared, "Stickin’ them on, looks mighty imposing, don’t it?"