Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 329 - 326: Know Shit! [Subscribe please]_1

Chapter 329: Chapter 326: Know Shit! [Subscribe please]_1

Everyone was completely befuddled as they looked at Qin Shou, thinking that separating two Immortals, who might be Earthly Immortals or even Heavenly Immortals, was simple? Do you think you’re the Jade Emperor? Or a Great Golden Immortal, maybe?

Just as everyone was harboring their doubts, they saw the rabbit leap up onto the rooftop of Wenqu Palace, then shout towards the sky, ripping his voice open, "Master! Stop fighting! I stole a freaking awesome carriage to give to you, will you be pleased now?"

Qin Shou had always addressed Wenqu Star Monarch as "Mr." and only called Master Lu "Master."

Therefore, neither of them would misunderstand this title. Wenqu Star Monarch appeared slightly displeased, while Master Lu got distracted by these words and replied without turning his head, "Don’t want it! Return it!"

Qin Shou immediately retorted, "Master, I tried to return it, but they didn’t want it! You should keep it!"

Wenqu Star Monarch looked at Master Lu with a cold gaze, and Master Lu was even less likely to accept it now, angrily saying, "Keep it my ass! Go play with it yourself!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou scratched his head and said, "Oh! Then off I go to play!"

Master Lu grunted in agreement, but before he could finish speaking, below them came a familiar sound of a horse neighing, followed by a thunderous clatter of hooves, like battle drums echoing, gradually fading into the distance.

Master Lu was startled and thought to himself, That sound is way too freaking familiar!

When Master Lu suddenly looked back, all he saw was the shadow of his carriage!

Master Lu panicked and shouted, "Damn rabbit! You stole my carriage! Stop right there!"

He pushed past Wenqu Star Monarch and took off running, chasing after the carriage and figure disappearing into the distance.

Outside Wenqu Palace.

Jiucai, Chongba, Li Zhenying, and Mutou were all staring up at the sky with their mouths agape, unable to close them for a long while. Finally, in unison, they exclaimed, "There’s actually such a tactic..."

Wenqu Star Monarch descended and glanced at his few disciples, said nothing, and walked away carrying a jar of wine he had snatched earlier. After a few steps, however, he noticed something in the bushes. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be another jar of Cangsang Red Dust!

Wenqu Star Monarch’s expression brightened up a bit, his lips slightly curling into a smirk. Then he cursed, "Ignorant fools..."

Having said that, Wenqu Star Monarch took the jar of wine, holding one in each hand, and howled into the sky, "Immortals? Immortals? Immortals? Freely drifting? Hahaha..."

"What’s Mr. saying?" Chongba asked.

Jiucai shook his head.

Li Zhenying said, "Can’t understand... But my heart feels sour. Mr. seems to have something on his mind."

Mutou nodded vigorously, "Yeah!"

Jiucai added, "If only that dead rabbit were here, he could definitely dig something up..."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Just then, a noise of eating disrupted the silence.

Turning their heads, they saw the three Big Fools who had fallen asleep while watching the commotion were now awake and happily feasting at a table. When they noticed the onlookers, they stuffed their mouths even wider, dumping all the food into their mouths, and with one swipe of the tongue, the plates were left as clean as mirrors!

Then they smiled at everyone as if to say, "We’ve finished eating!"

Everyone was speechless, shaking their heads as they dispersed...

Meanwhile, in Artisan Valley.

"Rabbit!" Master Lu glared at the rabbit before him.

Qin Shou cocked his head and looked at Master Lu with a cute expression, asking, "Master, what’s up?"

Master Lu looked at the carriage in his hands, then at the rabbit before him, and back at their previous conversation, he really didn’t know how to scold the rabbit...

Finally, Master Lu asked, "Why did you steal my carriage?"

Qin Shou replied, "To give it to you as a gift."

Master Lu retorted, "This carriage is already mine!"

Qin Shou said, "Yeah, but it’s not mine, is it? I need to have a gift before I can give one away, right? And besides, didn’t I give it to you? You haven’t lost anything, have you?"

Master Lu was actually at a loss for words...

"Master, if there’s nothing else, I’ll be going now!" Qin Shou finished speaking and turned to bid farewell.

Master Lu watched the rabbit’s receding figure and eventually asked, "Damn rabbit, that Longhuai wasn’t talking nonsense, was he?"

Qin Shou grinned and said, "He talked."

Master Lu frowned and said, "Really?"

Qin Shou nodded.

Master Lu sighed and said, "Well, let’s pretend we never heard it then. I’m tired too, won’t say more, I’m off!"

After speaking, Master Lu jumped onto the De Tower, took out that jar of turbulent mortal world, and it wasn’t clear if he was talking to himself or to the rabbit, saying, "The turbulent mortal world, there probably aren’t many jars of this left in the world."

He then sang to the sky:

"Love lingers, hatred lingers, the rolling mortal world never rests, drink to soothe a thousand sorrows!

Bitter rain, a dismal boat, bits of writing left on paper, the harp cries as it plays!

Coming hastily, going hastily, cherish each other in dreams, all grasses and trees are sentient beings!

Every sentence with passion, every word intense, heart’s waves recall a faded beauty, the vast heavens are not so empty!"

Having sung, Master Lu cursed, "Damn it, he’s already left, why did he leave behind this poem, and this lyric? Truly a piece of shit!"

"Master, who wrote this lyric?" Qin Shou hadn’t really left after all. Out of concern, out of curiosity, he had stayed behind and approached.

Master Lu sighed and said, "Someone who looks like a woman, but is actually a man! I damn well thought he was an immortal..."

"And in reality?" Qin Shou asked.

Master Lu sighed, shook his head, and in that moment, his face aged significantly, the usual irreverence vanished, replaced by utter desolation...

Qin Shou wasn’t in a hurry and just sat there, waiting.

After a long while, Master Lu finally said, "Between heaven and earth, all beings that comprehend Dao and become enlightened are immortals."

Qin Shou still didn’t speak, but his little heart started beating faster. He had a feeling that what he would hear today could shatter his understanding of the world!

But then Master Lu stopped talking...

An hour passed, and Qin Shou couldn’t hold back any longer and asked, "Demons?"

Master Lu countered, "What do you think ’demons’ are?"

Qin Shou scratched his head and said, "Should be those who follow evil paths in cultivation, have twisted values, and kill without mercy, right?"

Master Lu grabbed the wine jar, tilted his head back, and took a big gulp. Holding the jar with one hand, he looked up at the end of the sky and exclaimed, "They’re nothing!"

Qin Shou said in surprise, "But that’s what people outside say!"

Master Lu curled his lip and said, "They don’t know shit!"

Qin Shou grinned and said, "Master, then what do you know, huh?"

Master Lu raised his hand and gave the damn rabbit a slap, sending him flying off the tower.

But the rabbit, thick-skinned and tough-fleshed, rolled on the ground a few times, then immediately ran back, sitting obediently next to Master Lu, ready to listen to the story.

Master Lu then said sternly, "Those guys you’re talking about, they’re not demons, they’re just worthless trash who can’t make anything of themselves!"

PS: Getting ready to pick up the pace, prepare for catch-up updates and an explosion of posts!