Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 326 - 323 Don’t Take Off Your Clothes_1

Chapter 326: Chapter 323 Don’t Take Off Your Clothes_1

Master Lu added, "This damn formation affects people’s memory. Even those who can read ten lines at a glance will have to try hard to remember each and every word once they enter. Just think about having to read so many books... Damn it!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou shuddered at once, recalling the nightmarish mountain of homework from his high school days, an unbearable earthly hell! And then thinking of the textbooks that needed to be memorized, Qin Shou couldn’t help but shiver, not wanting to go back to that environment for the life of him.

And this formation, it basically meant throwing someone into an environment ten times worse than that, over three thousand reincarnations!

What kind of torment would that be?

Qin Shou even felt that in terms of mental torture, this formation was even more powerful than those guardian formations designed for slaughter...

At that time, Wenqu spoke up, "Actually, this formation isn’t all that scary. The sea of learning is boundless, but books have their limits. The Learning Sea Array holds records of all the books in Shushan, as well as the past records of Shushan, the history of the world.

If one truly loves books, it’s not hell, but a paradise of bliss."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou and Master Lu both chuckled, rolling their eyes and cursing in unison, "Bullshit!"

Qin Shou went on to say, "I just want to know, which unscrupulous old geezer designed such a shitty formation! It’s such a pitfall!"

As soon as the words fell, a piercing gaze shot over!

Qin Shou immediately clammed up, only to see Wenqu humming, "I created it, you have a problem with that?"

Qin Shou was dumbfounded... He coughed awkwardly, trying to cover up his embarrassment, and said, "Sir, you must have been really bored to come up with such a formation..."

Wenqu glared at Qin Shou and demanded, "Bring the wine."

Master Lu, upon hearing this, quickly hid the rabbit behind him, glaring hard, "You pedantic scholar, you usually love that face of yours the most. What now? Are you willing to abandon it just for a few jars of wine?"

Wenqu, however, seemed unfazed and said, "You’ve reneged on a deal once, and now it’s my turn; we’re even stevens. Why mention shamelessness? Are you leaving the wine, or will you stay in the Learning Sea Array to memorize poems for three thousand reincarnations? I think, for a coarse fellow like you, it’s better to stay and read some books. After three thousand years, you might be able to put them to some use."

Master Lu narrowed his eyes and said nothing.

Wenqu also fell silent.

The atmosphere between the two once again became tense.

One stretched a hand into his sleeve, the other stood with hands clasped behind his back...

As they glared at each other, they completely failed to notice that the rabbit had disappeared.

"How about another round?" Master Lu asked.

Wenqu replied, "We called it even before, but this time it’s for real!"

"Then shall we go again?" Master Lu asked.

Wenqu nodded!

Alas, this time, the two of them ended up with the same result several times in a row, and for a while, they couldn’t determine a winner.

In the distance, Jiucai yawned and said, "How long are these two old men going to fight?"

Longhuai yawned, pulling out a book and said, "Dunno. They’ve been like this for years, every time they meet. They know each other too well. To decide a winner is tough. The longest record I saw was a three-day and three-night duel before a winner emerged. This time, it looks like it won’t be over quickly, huh?"

After finishing, Longhuai quietly started reading his book.

The three Big Fools had long since leaned against each other and fallen into deep sleep, still murmuring in their slumber, "Boring..."

Mutou stammered, "Truly... not... good..."

Before Mutou could finish, the others had already collectively turned around and busied themselves with other things.

With a look of grievance, Mutou said, "I... this... time, was... was... quick... Wait... wait... for me."

Yet, with just these few words, he took a whole five minutes to say them, and everyone around had long since disappeared.

Even the once well-behaved, now dominatrix Li Zhenying, had already grabbed Jiucai by the hand and asked, "Jiucai, where’s the Rabbit?"

Jiucai shook his head, "I don’t know, he just ran into Wenqu Palace, and I have no idea what he’s doing. Chongba has gone too..."

Just then, a strange voice came from inside Wenqu Palace, "Damn rabbit, add some salt, I think the taste is too bland!"

"You can taste that it’s bland?" Qin Shou asked in surprise.

"Nonsense! Although I can’t eat, I am an Eight Trigrams Furnace, what flavor have I not tasted when doing alchemy?" the Eight Trigrams Furnace said proudly.

Qin Shou chuckled, "You don’t even have a mouth, and you still have the cheek to talk about tasting?"

The Eight Trigrams Furnace cried out, "Even though I don’t have a mouth, isn’t it still my output you’re eating?"

Qin Shou: "..."

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Thump!

The miserable screams of the Eight Trigrams Furnace came out...

At the same time, accompanied by the voice of a rabbit, "This furnace is no good, smash it and sell it for scrap iron."

"Master Rabbit, I was wrong..." the Eight Trigrams Furnace’s voice pleaded.

Upon hearing this, Jiucai, Li Zhenying, and the others immediately entered Wenqu Palace, only to see the Rabbit at the podium, having moved aside the lectern and placed down an Alchemy Furnace.

However, at this moment, the Rabbit was sprawled on the Alchemy Furnace, slapping it repeatedly with its palm and occasionally biting it. It didn’t really bite off anything, but those deep tooth marks made everyone’s skin crawl as they exclaimed, "What on earth are this rabbit’s teeth made of? How can they bite into anything?"

After dealing with the Eight Trigrams Furnace for a while, Qin Shou ignored its wails and stuffed it directly into the Black Demon Box.

Next to him, Chongba said, "Rabbit, there’s still a pot of food in that furnace."

Qin Shou curled his lips, "Can you stomach it?"

Chongba was speechless, and thinking about the damned furnace’s words, he really couldn’t stomach it. At least, not right now...

Chongba asked, "So what do we do? We’re out of pots."

Qin Shou said, "Pots are easy to find, but a good pot is hard to come by. However..."

As he spoke, Qin Shou looked towards Chongba.

Chongba glanced at himself in confusion and asked, "What’s up?"

Qin Shou grinned, Jiucai’s eyes lit up, and Li Zhenying immediately walked over and patted Chongba on the shoulder, saying, "We’ve found a great pot!"

Chongba scratched his head, "What does that mean? Hey hey hey... don’t start pulling! That’s not a pot! Stop tugging, stop tugging! Ouch..."

Chongba struggled for a bit, but there was no match for the three people acting at once. Chongba eventually surrendered and sat on the side, watching his shell being washed clean by that damn Rabbit, and then they started stewing a chicken in it...

Chongba complained, "This is too much! That’s my shell, not a pot!"

Jiucai waved his hand, "Don’t be so stingy, your shell is so thick and hard, it’s perfect for stewing. Look, I’m even using my Phoenix Flame for cooking, right?"

Li Zhenying nodded in agreement, and while helping Qin Shou stir something long in the pot, she added, "Isn’t my third brother’s Fire Spear also being used for stir-frying?"

At those words, Chongba found himself at a loss for words!