Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 323 - 320 Three Fools_1

Chapter 323: Chapter 320 Three Fools_1

Chongba and Jiucai heaved a sigh of relief.

Just then, Wenqu suddenly brandished his ruler goes two snaps, and then scolded, "You two fools, when you remember to do good deeds, why on earth do you do them all by yourselves without calling your classmates or telling your mentors? You deserve a beating!"

No matter how Chongba and Jiucai heard it, the words didn’t seem to be directed at them, as if they had taken a beating for the damn rabbit through thin air, and immediately resentment sprouted in their hearts... They cursed inwardly, "Damn rabbit!"

Just at that moment, a rumbling sound of horse hooves, accompanied by a scream came, "Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Quick, move! I won’t compensate if someone gets trampled!"

The moment Wenqu heard it, he turned around and had already entered the Wenqu Palace.

When Chongba and Jiucai came to their senses, all they saw in front of them were horse hooves!

Then Chongba saw quite clearly horse hooves landing on his face, one big hoof print after another followed by the rolling of wheel spokes...

Kui San said, "Big brother, that horse is so arrogant!"

Kui Er followed, "So arrogant, big brother, I can’t stand it anymore! So many horses stepping on Chongba is too much!"

Kui Yi’s eyes lit up, he nodded vigorously, and cursed loudly, "Shut up! Less talk, more action! We can’t let these horses be so arrogant on our turf, we cannot let them step all over our classmates! We’ll step too!"

Upon hearing this, Kui Yi and Kui Er nodded vigorously, praising, "Big brother is brilliant!"

So, the three Big Fools immediately rushed out...

Chongba had just lifted his head and cursed, "Damn it, where did these horses come from?"

Before he finished speaking, a large foot came flying towards his face!

Thump, thump!

The big foot landed, and before Chongba could finish cursing, he was stepped on the face!

Then there was a thudding of relentless stomping.

Jiucai, on the other hand, was clueless because neither the horse hooves nor the three Big Fools had stepped on her. At first, she was quite scared, but then she simply sat down on the side to watch the excitement...

Chongba got trampled in confusion and finally erupted, yelling, "Who stepped on me!"

With a roar, the people stepping on him immediately stopped. As the dust cleared, three figures turned their heads and pretended to look at the sky, observe the ground, and fiddle with their fingers, all putting on an innocent act.

Chongba swung his hand to clear the dust, looked around, and saw a fierce chariot not far away, a group of fierce warhorses looking sideways with menacing eyes, ferocious to the bone, as if they were not horses but a pack of wolves, sending a chill down Chongba’s spine.

Looking at the chariot, it was like a battle-ax, its fierce aura overflowing beyond words.

Judging by the items, the owner of the chariot was also clearly not someone to be trifled with.

Looking up at the chariot, there was a man with a head of grizzled hair, whose eyes, although not fierce, had an unreasonableness that seemed to hang on his face, let people know at a glance that he was no good!

Looking next to the man, because of the angle, one could not see the face, only a pair of rabbit ears shaking back and forth...

But Chongba knew without looking that in the entire Heavenly Court, the only rabbit that could hang around with such a scoundrel and not be stewed could only be that unscrupulous rabbit from the Moon Palace.

Therefore, Chongba, following the principle of ’pick on the soft persimmons’ and ’better to bully the familiar than the stranger,’ shouted, "Rabbit!"

A head popped out of the chariot, and with a dumbfounded manner asked, "What’s up?"

Chongba angrily said, "Your chariot ran over me! The horses stepped on me! And people stepped on me, too!"

Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "Brother He, that’s not my chariot, it’s my master’s, if you’re unhappy about something, tell him. Don’t worry, he only likes to win people over with virtue."

Upon hearing this, Chongba’s eyes lit up, not expecting that the serious-looking guy would actually be so reasonable, so he called out, "You, the one with the grizzled hair!"

Master Lu turned around with a smile and said, "Hmm? What’s the matter?"

Chongba was about to speak when the rabbit chuckled and said, "My master has an ax named ’Virtue’."

Hearing this, the spine that had stiffened in Chongba suddenly wilted, and he called out with a question, "Rabbit, is the ax formidable?"

Qin Shou laughed and said, "Not impressive."

Chongba immediately sighed with relief and said, "That’s good." Then he shouted, "You with the white hair!"

Master Lu raised an eyebrow and asked with interest, "Problem?"

Chongba once again straightened his back, his neck turning red as he yelled, "You..."

Just then, Qin Shou said, "He’s the one who split the robbery cloud."

The accusation and ancestral curse that Chongba was about to make got stuck in his throat, and the words that reached his lips turned into, "You... you... you really do deserve to be Rabbit’s teacher, so cool!"

Master Lu chuckled and said, "Rabbit, your friend has quite the personality."

Rabbit didn’t say anything, just grinned with bared teeth.

Chongba, however, forced a silly smile through his whining.

"Hahaha!..."

Just then, a wild laughter came from beside Chongba.

Turning his head, he saw Kui Yi, Kui Er, and Kui San laughing hysterically.

Seeing that Chongba had noticed them, the three Big Fools immediately shut up guiltily and carried on looking up at the sky, down at the ground, and playing with their fingers.

Seeing he couldn’t provoke the man with grizzled hair, Chongba swiftly turned to vent his anger on them and shouted furiously, "You three! Did you step on me just now?"

The three Big Fools had a blank look, exchanging glances in confusion.

Qin Shou was struck by a thought and wondered when these three fools had gotten so cunning, learning to feign stupidity and cause trouble?

Just then, Kui San, his face full of guilt, whispered in a thunderous, low voice unique to them, "Big Brother! What to do, we’ve been recognized!"

Kui Er followed up, saying, "Really? We acted so convincingly!"

Kui Yi said, "Shut up, less talk, more action. Continue pretending?"

So the three of them remained still.

Hearing this, everyone instinctively massaged their temples, thinking, "These idiots!"

Chongba, his face dark with anger, yelled, "You three fools, whose shoe is this?"

Chongba picked up a giant shoe from the ground, as long as an arm, glaring at Kui San’s bare left foot!

Kui San’s old face turned red as he said to Kui Er, "Second Brother, I think I’ve been discovered."

Kui Er popped his eyes out and asked, "Big Brother, what do we do?"

Kui Yi said, "Take off the shoes. If we all go barefoot, he won’t know whose the shoe is!"

Kui Er and Kui San unanimously praised, "Big Brother is brilliant!"

The crowd collectively turned away, cursing in their hearts, these three idiots!

Qin Shou was also speechless, rubbing his temples, murmuring, "Damn, it’s hopeless!" If all three of them take off their shoes, and even now... how would it not be obvious whose shoes they were? Could it really be pinned on someone else? Besides, they were so loud, did they really think Chongba was a fool?

Unfortunately, the three fools thought exactly that.

So, Kui San, ignoring Chongba’s glaring, intelligence-insulting angry gaze, asked boldly, "Guess, whose shoes are these?"

Pfft...!

Master Lu couldn’t help but burst into laughter, roaring, "Scholar, is this all you’ve managed to teach over the years? Hahaha..."

ps: I’ve been so busy today; I crawled back late at night to write, but unfortunately, I was still a few minutes too late to update on time. It’s already the next day after finishing, sigh... But this Chapter counts as yesterday’s, and of course, I’ll still make sure to update today. I might not keep a perfect attendance, but I must keep up with the updates. I’ll explode with updates for a week in a few days to make up for it! These two days have been really chaotic.