Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 319 - 316 Rabbit Came Back_1

Chapter 319: Chapter 316 Rabbit Came Back_1

Upon seeing this, Dog Xiaotian, fueled by the liquor, bellowed, "You all are too much! I ate shit, but that was when I didn’t have my spirit wisdom! Does that even count?"

Qin Shou looked up, "Then when did you drink piss?"

Dog Xiaotian was momentarily at a loss for words... and with a wave of his paw said, "Tired, I’m going home to sleep."

With that, Dog Xiaotian jumped off the chair and slunk away with his tail between his legs.

Zhou Buhuo asked, "Did he really drink it?"

Just as Qin Shou was about to reply, a dog’s head poked in through the door and said, "Damn rabbit, you dull boy, you’re not allowed to spread this!"

Qin Shou extended a paw, "Ten thousand Red Spirit Crystals for my silence!"

Dog Xiaotian’s eyes bulged, "Are you TM even human?"

Qin Shou proudly tugged at his ears, "I am a rabbit!"

Dog Xiaotian was rendered speechless...

At this moment, Zhou Buhuo reached out his hand, "I’m human, and I don’t need ten thousand, just five thousand will do."

Dog Xiaotian rolled his eyes, "Scram!"

Then Dog Xiaotian ran away...

After Dog Xiaotian left, Qin Shou paid a visit to the Kitchen God, and before leaving, he dropped off a good many fine ingredients he had swept up from the storerooms of Fenghua Tower.

The Kitchen God loved money in his lifetime but loved various ingredients even more! He and the God of Food were nothing alike as brothers; the God of Food hardly ever cooked, but the Kitchen God loved it! Even if there were no fine ingredients, he would fiddle with a few cloves of garlic, experimenting...

Now, seeing his disciple bring so many fine ingredients, his face lit up with joy, and he insisted that the rabbit stay to have a few drinks with him.

Qin Shou did not decline, and after having a satisfactory meal with the Kitchen God, he casually asked for ten jars of fine wine before saying his goodbyes and leaving.

Having left the Sixi Dog Meat Restaurant, Qin Shou exited Tianyong City, heading straight for Artisan Valley.

Atop the De Tower in Artisan Valley, Lu Ban sat staring at a patch of man-made land that was turning green in the distance, and sighed, "This TM, ever since the rabbit left, it’s been way too TM quiet. Not even the birds are chirping..."

"Master, are you thinking about that rabbit again? When he was here, you were the one who found him most annoying," Lu Yi climbed to the top of De Tower, snickering.

Lu Er said, "Master, shall I call the rabbit over to visit?"

Lu Ban cursed, "Call what! If he had any conscience, he’d have rolled back here on his own! If he’s without conscience, why summon him? Just to add to my irritation!"

Lu Yi and Lu Er gave a sheepish laugh, not daring to respond anymore.

In fact, Lu Ban had been like this from time to time over the past few days; during these times, Lu Ban was not in a good mood, so nobody dared to talk to him, and even speaking was out of the question.

Just then, a loud laugh came from below De Tower, "Oh, you heartless old man! Here I am, busting my tail to make money to buy you wine, and you talk about me like that behind my back! Forget it, forget it, I won’t let you have the wine! Lu Yi, Lu Er, my two senior brothers, how about a drink?"

Lu Ban froze for a moment, about to curse out loud at the noise. But as soon as he recognized the voice, his eyes instantly brightened!

Lu Yi and Lu Er called out in unison, "Rabbit?! Master, Rabbit’s back!"

Lu Ban snorted, "So he’s back. What’s that to me? I didn’t miss him one bit!"

Lu Yi and Lu Er immediately laughed, knowing their master was being his usual childish self. Unable to argue with him, they simply dropped the matter and climbed down from De Tower. Addressing Rabbit, they said, "Rabbit, you’re finally back. Master..."

Before Lu Yi could finish, a cold snort from upstairs promptly made him shut his mouth. He gestured upwards with a nod and gave Rabbit a knowing look.

Qin Shou was likewise speechless, having initially thought that Lu Ban was a bold and generous man, only to find him acting as petulant as the girl next door.

Lu Er whispered, "Master’s been talking about you for days. You’ve just returned, tsk tsk... What fine wines have you prepared?" The first part was spoken in a lowered voice, while the latter was in a higher pitch.

Qin Shou then yelled, "This is indeed a fine wine! I got it from my third master, the Kitchen God. It’s said to be a premium brew from the Wine God himself! It was obtained in exchange for a Dragon and Phoenix Feast made from dragon liver and phoenix marrow by my master, the Kitchen God! But I’ve forgotten the name, what was it? Something... Oh dear, I can’t recall."

At that moment, Lu Ban, who pretended to be indifferent but was secretly listening with cocked ears, couldn’t help himself and cried out, "Is it the wine brewed from the water of the Milky Way’s origin, using rice from the peak of Spirit Mountain mixed with Flat Peaches, Ginseng Fruits, and countless other rare treasures, said to grant immortality if not drunk within a day, the ’Thousand-Year Intoxication’?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou was taken aback and instinctively asked, "Is there really such a wine?"

A thud was heard from De Tower as Lu Ban leaped down, stretching out his wide palm and saying, "Of course there is. But you, kid, don’t know a good thing when you see it. It’d be a waste to give it to you. Hand it over, let me take a look for you."

Lu Ban spoke with righteous indignation, but his old face was indeed flushed red, clearly shamelessly driven by his desire for the wine.

Lu Yi and Lu Er noticed this as well and held back their laughter, not exposing him to avoid a beating.

In fact, most people would take the hint and let the matter slide at this point.

But then again... is Rabbit just any ordinary person?

So they heard Rabbit exclaim, "No need! What does it matter which wine it is? Isn’t it all for drinking anyway? Since no one missed me, I might as well go home and drink my sorrows away. Even the best of wines taste the same when you’re down! Enough said, I’m off!"

With that, Rabbit turned and walked away, leaving Lu Ban stranded where he stood.

Lu Ban’s outstretched hand awkwardly hung in mid-air, his face reddened with anger as he protested, "Damn rabbit, if I don’t take a look for you, you’ll be at a loss!"

Qin Shou, however, waved his hand, saying, "Don’t talk to me. Can’t you see I’m upset? There should be the sound of rain, thunder, and also of wine..."

As he spoke, Rabbit took out a jar of wine that automatically shrunk to a size he could easily carry with one hand. He cracked the seal, and the next moment, a rich aroma of wine wafted out!

Qin Shou bore the brunt of it and just from a sniff, his legs went soft, feeling somewhat intoxicated!

Qin Shou blurted out in surprise, "This isn’t the same kind of wine I drank with Master Kitchen God. This one’s even better, so fragrant! Truly damn fragrant, let’s have a drink!"

Qin Shou tilted his head back, ready to drink!

Just then, a gust of wind blew by, followed by a large hand swooping down, snatching the wine jar away, and then a slap flipped Rabbit onto the ground as he scolded, "You damn rabbit, getting good wine and not offering it to your master first, how did that woman Wenqu teach you? Also, this isn’t just any wine to drink recklessly; different wines have different ways of drinking and require particular wine vessels for the experience..."

Lu Ban lectured righteously, but as he spoke, he started slurring his words, saliva dribbling continuously, which he wiped several times before managing to restrain himself. Obviously, his craving was acting up again, and shamelessly he rushed forward to snatch the wine.