Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 314 - 311: No Water Left? [Extra for Alliance Hierarch 13819700138]_1

Chapter 314: Chapter 311: No Water Left? [Extra for Alliance Hierarch 13819700138]_1

Qin Shou transmitted a message, "What are you yelling for? I’m helping you unlock more features here! These days, the more skills, the better; it’s the dumb ones with just one skill who die or get phased out!"

The Eight Trigrams Furnace chuckled, "I’d believe in ghosts before I believed you!"

Qin Shou paid no mind to it and cozied up, draping his arm around Dog Xiaotian’s neck like they were the best of brothers, and said, "Xiaotian, I know we have a deep brotherly bond. So... where exactly is the ’Nine Strategies of the Empyrean Heaven’?"

Dog Xiaotian huffed, shook off the damn rabbit, and went over to the riverbank to drink some water before saying, "I’ve exhausted myself, let me catch my breath, have a drink of water, then I’ll tell you. Hey... why is the water gone after just two sips?"

Qin Shou also sensed that something was off. If the Sea Clan wanted to create a river, it surely wouldn’t have lasted for only a moment, right?

While they were talking, a wild burst of laughter came from Fenghua City in the distance: "Haha... Shakun, you and your Tiger Shark Clan really think you can compete with our Whale Clan to see who can make bigger pee bubbles? Haha... one pee from each of us is enough to make a river!"

Then they heard Shakun angrily retort, "We agreed on a one-on-one!"

Jinghan said, "Who mentioned one-on-one? It’s clan against clan!"

...

Qin Shou couldn’t listen any further, as he was already rolling on the ground, roaring with laughter.

Dog Xiaotian’s face was incredibly dark, and it was hard to tell just how much darker it could get at that moment. Nevertheless, the dog turned around and didn’t stop digging at his mouth with his paws... while digging, he cursed, "These damn bastards, I’m going to kill them!"

Qin Shou quickly got up and said, "Calm down, calm down... they didn’t ask you to drink their pee."

Dog Xiaotian snapped, "Don’t you dare bring up that subject!"

Qin Shou, needing Xiaotian’s help, hastily softened his tone and said, "Alright, alright... won’t mention it, definitely won’t! So, about that important matter... where exactly is the first strategy of the ’Nine Strategies of the Empyrean Heaven’?"

Upon the mention of serious matters, Dog Xiaotian’s expression improved significantly, and sensibly refocused, he murmured, "Well, that’s a long story; there’s neither food nor liquor..."

Clang!

A table appeared before Dog Xiaotian, followed by platter after platter of delicacies placed upon it, and a jar of fine Sea liquor!

The moment the liquor seal was opened, the fragrance of alcohol was overwhelming!

Dog Xiaotian’s eyes immediately reddened, he hurriedly rubbed them, even bit his own paw, and then exclaimed in amazement, "Damn! Rabbit, when did you get so generous?"

Qin Shou hummed, "Eat, drink, and talk! If this is another scheme to trick me into feeding you, let me tell you, there will definitely be an extra dish of dog stew! Don’t forget, my master is an expert at cooking dog meat! There’s also a well-informed guy on Spirit Mountain who fancies this particular taste. If I throw you to my master and he serves that guy a dish of fine dog meat, do you think he wouldn’t bend over backwards to help me gather information?"

As soon as Dog Xiaotian heard that, he knew exactly who Qin Shou was talking about and even suspected that Ji Dian, that crazy monk, was behind his several captures!

Alas, there was no proof!

Even though the Immortal Master of Clear Origin and Good Path had powerful magic, Buddhism was not without its own experts!

Buddhism was notoriously cliquey!

Meanwhile, the Immortal Master was famously solitary!

One had the advantage of numbers, the other was weak and alone; Dog Xiaotian wouldn’t bother with such trouble.

Yet, when he thought carefully about Qin Shou’s words, if Qin Shou really brought a fine portion of dog meat, made by the Kitchen God, to that thieving monk, who knew what the monk might do for a bite of dog meat?

With this in mind, Dog Xiaotian hurriedly shook his head, "How could I deceive you? Why would I ever trick you? But Rabbit, I’ve heard you raided... cough, I mean visited, the East Sea Dragon Palace, and the Dragon King lavishly sent you off with a bounty of Spirit Crystals. They say you even emptied out the Fenghua Tower belonging to Ao Bing, the Third Prince of the East Sea, the Hua Gai Star. Is that true or false?"

Qin Shou casually took out a Red Spirit Crystal, flashed it in front of Dog Xiaotian, whipped it around with a flick of the wrist, and then popped it directly into his mouth, crunching it with a snap and eating it!

Qin Shou said, "What’s been spread around is certainly exaggerated; I, the Rabbit, didn’t take that many Spirit Crystals from them. Dog Xiaotian, you’ve had your meat and your drink, isn’t it time to talk business?"

Dog Xiaotian grinned, "I’ve drunk your wine, how could I possibly cheat you? The ’Nine Strategies of the Empyrean Heaven’ are at Deer Hunting Plain!"

"Deer Hunting Plain? The place where the great battle between Yan Emperor and Chiyou took place?" Qin Shou asked in surprise.

Dog Xiaotian nodded and said, "Yes! Back then, the two Human Emperors taught all the soldiers the Foundation Establishment Cultivation Technique from the ’Nine Strategies of the Empyrean Heaven,’ first strategy to fight against Chiyou’s Iron Demon Legion. The soldiers’ strengths varied greatly, but basically, thanks to the ’Nine Strategies of the Empyrean Heaven,’ their power increased significantly, and it also improved their chances of survival during battle. Unfortunately, that war was too tragic; countless people died, bodies piled up like mountains, blood flowed like rivers... Although we won that battle,

the two Human Emperors also wept..."

Speaking of which, Dog Xiaotian let out a long sigh and said, "Those who participated in that battle would often say that you can’t understand it unless you’ve been through it. They just hoped that such wars would never occur again in this world..."

Qin Shou was speechless... then he asked, "Are you suggesting I go search the remains of those who died in battle? That’s something I can’t do."

Upon hearing this, Dog Xiaotian immediately broke into laughter, "Heh, you shameless fellow still have things you won’t do?"

Qin Shou said, "Although I may not have much integrity, I, as Rabbit, do have my limits. I won’t touch those heroes who have defended their country."

"So you don’t want to obtain the ’Nine Strategies of the Empyrean Heaven’ anymore?" Dog Xiaotian pressed.

Qin Shou said, "I do! But if that’s what it takes, then I’ll just think about it."

Dog Xiaotian laughed and said, "Heh... You damn rabbit, you actually have the willpower to resist. Fine, you’ve passed this test."

Qin Shou asked in astonishment, "Test?"

Dog Xiaotian said as a matter of course, "Ah... the test given to you by my second master. He told me this information. He said if you really went to dig and plunder the ancient battlefield, I would definitely not tell you the rest. Even if you went, you would either come back empty-handed or die in there."

Qin Shou furrowed his brows and asked, "What do you mean?"

Dog Xiaotian explained, "After the great battle at Deer Hunting Plain, too many people died. There are both Heroic Spirits and Demon Souls, and the wills of the armies from both sides are constantly clashing, even forming terrifying natural phenomena. During the day, it’s just cold and gloomy. But at night, there are howling cold winds, and those Heroic Spirits and Demon Souls awaken, carrying their will from life, endlessly repeating the battles of the past! Not to mention ordinary people, even Immortals must be extremely cautious when entering. One misstep, and they could meet a fate of death with their path destroyed!

Every year countless people go there treasure hunting, yet up to this day, very few have managed to bring anything back."

Qin Shou said, "And you still want me to go?"

Dog Xiaotian shook his head and said, "If you don’t respect the peaceful spirits of those who died for this world, I would only keep you from going and not tell you any more, much less mention the whereabouts of the Nine Strategies of the Empyrean Heaven’s first strategy. But since you’ve passed the test, it’s simple now. Ah... the food’s gone cold."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes at Dog Xiaotian, cleared the table, and brought a fresh one, saying, "Eat! Once you’re done, hurry up and talk!"

Dog Xiaotian chuckled and said, "Don’t get angry now, this is the second master’s wish, and I can’t refuse. Anyway, let me just tell you straight up, the first strategy of the ’Nine Strategies of the Empyrean Heaven’ you seek, if anyone possesses it, there’s only one person!"

Qin Shou held his breath, afraid to miss a single word and lose his chance at nibbling at the Heavenly Dao!

Dog Xiaotian lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "That would be the gravekeeper of Deer Hunting Plain—Ying!"

"Ying? A child?" Qin Shou asked subconsciously.

Dog Xiaotian shook his head and said, "Not a child, it’s an old man, blind and cannot see. That’s what everyone calls him, and as for why, who knows..."

"So what are we waiting for? Let’s go!" Qin Shou exclaimed.

Dog Xiaotian said, "What’s the rush? Let me finish eating first."

"Stop eating crap! I have plenty of this kind of food, you can eat your fill on the way!" Qin Shou said as he dragged Dog Xiaotian’s tail towards the carriage.

Meanwhile, Dog Xiaotian desperately clung to the tail of a grilled fish, refusing to let go, and transmitted through a voice message, "Damn rabbit, can’t you let me enjoy a hot meal?"

Qin Shou said, "Eat whatever you want on the way, just show me the way!"

With a sigh, Dog Xiaotian had no choice but to show the way. The Pegasus Dragon Carriage soared into the sky, heading for the Southern Gate.

PS: Adding more Chapters for Alliance Hierarch 13819700138. Okay, that’s it for today, I need to organize my thoughts. I’ll work hard to burst out more Chapters tomorrow.