Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 300 - 297 The Rabbit Chooses People [Subscribe Please]_1

Chapter 300: Chapter 297 The Rabbit Chooses People [Subscribe Please]_1

The Clown Fish Spirit covered his face and nodded repeatedly, asking, "Your Highness, so we just stand by and watch?"

Ao Bing narrowed his eyes and said, "Just watch! It’s none of my damn business once they leave Sea Flower Tower. Go to sleep!"

Having said that, Ao Bing immediately fell asleep.

With a distressed look, the Clown Fish Spirit said, "Your Highness, I haven’t finished my report yet."

"Report your mother’s eggs! Get lost!" Ao Bing was extremely irritable, and threw a pillow at the Clown Fish Spirit’s face before turning over to continue sleeping.

The Clown Fish Spirit, pressing on despite the reluctance, said, "Your Highness, they’ve gone to Fenghua Tower."

Ao Bing cursed, "They can go wherever the fuck they want! Get out!"

Seeing Ao Bing’s reaction, the Clown Fish Spirit could only nod and leave...

However, after taking three steps...

Ao Bing suddenly realized something and sat up abruptly like a springing corpse, shouting, "Come back here!"

The Clown Fish Spirit immediately rolled back, looking pitifully at Ao Bing.

Ao Bing’s eyes were bloodshot as he said, "That damn rabbit went to Fenghua Tower?"

The Clown Fish Spirit nodded and said, "Hmm..."

Ao Bing swallowed, his teeth clenched with anger, "Motherfucker, after wreaking havoc on my Sea Flower Tower, now he’s off to cause trouble at my Fenghua Tower?"

Ao Bing’s eyes were fierce, but in the end, he let out a long sigh and lay back down, "Forget it, forget it, I can’t beat him. I’ll acknowledge my inferiority... It’s just a rabbit, I don’t believe he can cause that much trouble."

The Clown Fish Spirit trembled and said, "It’s not just him, he’s invited all the guests from Sea Flower Tower over, saying it’s on the house... There are more than fifty people in total."

Upon hearing that more than fifty people were going to freeload, Ao Bing’s face turned green with fury, "What does this rabbit want to do?"

The Clown Fish Spirit dared not speak.

Ao Bing paced around the room three times, eventually muttering, "Fifty... fifty... fifty... Fuck it, I’ll endure it!"

Just as Ao Bing finally went to bed, deciding to turn a blind eye and sleep till the end of time, his door was knocked on again.

"Who is it? Can’t you fucking let me have a moment of peace?" Ao Bing roared furiously.

The door opened, and the Clown Fish Spirit came in crying.

Ao Bing asked angrily, "What now?"

The Clown Fish Spirit said, "Your Highness, that rabbit... that rabbit... You better see for yourself..."

After saying this, the Clown Fish Spirit took out a Shadow Printing Stone and handed it to Ao Bing. When Ao Bing looked at it, his face instantly darkened...

Meanwhile, the Clown Fish Spirit had been sent to report that in the center of Dragon King City, atop the towering statue of the Dragon King in the central plaza, a rabbit was standing there with its hands behind its back.

The central plaza, also known as Dragon King Plaza, is a gathering place for the Sea Clan. It’s usually crowded, and now, as dusk approached, many people were out for a walk and happened to see the rabbit atop the Dragon King’s statue.

The Dragon King holds a position akin to an emperor in Dragon King City, highly revered and untouchable, with people only daring to worship from a distance.

Today, suddenly, there was a fearless soul climbing up to the top of the Dragon King’s head, immediately drawing everyone’s attention. Word spread quickly, and more and more people gathered, buzzing with discussion.

"What is that thing? All fluffy?"

"Looks like the legendary rabbit!"

"A rabbit? It does look like one, look at those long ears."

"So fluffy and chubby, how cute."

"Aren’t rabbits supposed to be very weak little animals on land? How dare it climb onto the Dragon King’s head? And those guards seem to not dare to stop it..."

"Not clear, the land is mysterious, who knows what really goes on there. But one thing is certain, the Dragon King is mighty, but he can’t control the land."

"I’ve heard that most of the Immortals come from the land."

"Could it be that the rabbits on land are all mightier than the Dragon King? I dare not go to the land in the future..."

"Neither will I..."

"The sea is better after all, full of normal people."

"Hmm..."

...

Qin Shou had no idea that his actions had toppled the worldview and self-confidence of many Sea Clan members who hadn’t seen much of the world.

A decent crowd had gathered, but Qin Shou still felt it wasn’t enough, so he simply took out a large gong and started banging on it.

The sound of the cracked gong was loud and the beating drew even more curious onlookers from afar.

Suddenly, the plaza was bustling with people, seemingly ready to overflow Dragon King Plaza!

"What on earth does that rabbit intend to do?"

Many were asking, but sadly, no one had a clear answer for them.

At that moment, the rabbit suddenly waved his hand and a scroll unfurled, cascading down from the head of the Dragon King!

Straight down to the Dragon King’s crotch!

The banner read, "I, the Rabbit Overlord, am in a good mood today, recruiting short-term footmen. No matter what your talent is, as long as it’s exceptional, you’ll be paid thirty thousand Red Spirit Crystals a day upon joining! Tonight, I’m treating everyone at Fenghua Tower, and we won’t return until we’re drunk!"

Upon seeing this banner, the entire crowd gasped in shock!

Red Spirit Crystals!

Those were the hard currency circulated only among Cultivators!

Ordinary members of the Sea Clan couldn’t even dream of spending them, let alone lay eyes on them!

However, everyone was clear that a single Red Spirit Crystal could keep a family living comfortably for several years!

And this Rabbit was actually calling for followers, offering thirty thousand Red Spirit Crystals a day!

Instantly, everyone’s minds crashed. Following that was a wave of sharp intakes of breath, then heavy panting sounds as everyone stared at the giant banner with bloodshot eyes, reading the information over and over again to confirm it wasn’t a hoax.

If it were anyone else making this claim, they might not have believed it. But this Rabbit had scaled the top of the Dragon King’s statue to hang this huge banner, and even the guards were not interfering! That meant, at the very least, the Rabbit’s status was not any lower than the Dragon King’s!

Therefore, they believed what this Rabbit said.

So, as soon as everyone snapped back to reality, their excitement became evident!

And when they saw that becoming a footman meant an indulgent night at Fenghua Tower without having to worry about returning sober, they started howling with excitement!

Fenghua Tower, the legendary palace of wealth within Dragon King City, a sinkhole of gold, where countless dreamed of its lavishness without hope of picturing it; everyone dreamed of stepping inside just to look, even if only from the doorway!

However, although Fenghua Tower was called a ’tower,’ it was actually a massive estate encompassing nineteen mountains, a palace, or rather, a city within a city!

So, there was no chance for them even to glimpse it!

Nobody thought that in their lifetime, they would have the opportunity to see it from inside!

Immediately, their eyes lit up!

Despite their immense excitement, still, not a single person made a move...

A Bouncing Fish Spirit spat out the sand in its mouth, slapping the drooling Electric Eel Spirit beside it, "Look at you... We’ve only just transformed. And you want to become the Rabbit Overlord’s footman, to rise to the heavens in one step? Forget it, with such great benefits, there must be some conditions."

The Electric Eel Spirit, with a waist thick as a bucket, stood like a pillar, equally wide from top to bottom. Its mouth, nearly splitting to its ears, flapped open, and the entire head moved along. It replied discontentedly, "Can’t I just dream? Don’t you want to be chosen?"

The Bouncing Fish Spirit wiped the sand from its mouth, looked up at the Rabbit, and sighed, "Sure, I want to! But if wishing were useful, I’d already be the Jade Emperor in Heaven... What’s the use in wishing? Let’s be realistic, watch the fun, eat some sand—life’s good, isn’t it?"

The Electric Eel Spirit shook its head, "I’m not leaving. What if I’m chosen? Until the very end, I’m not going anywhere."

The Bouncing Fish Spirit laughed, "You’re dreaming in broad daylight!"

"What if I get chosen?" asked the Electric Eel Spirit.

The Bouncing Fish Spirit burst out laughing, "If you get chosen, I won’t just eat sand, see that Stone over there? I’ll swallow it whole!"

The Electric Eel Spirit replied, "Good, I’ll remember that."

The Bouncing Fish Spirit, still laughing, "Do you really think you’ll get chosen? You won’t turn back until you hit a wall. Fine, I’ll just stay and watch the excitement with you..."

Eight Trigrams Furnace whispered behind Qin Shou, "Rabbit, looks like your method isn’t working. They’re excited, but no one is moving."

Qin Shou replied, "What do you know? They’re just too repressed and inferior to step forward. At this moment, you just need..."

As he said that, Qin Shou secretly passed a message.

Shakun and Jinghan standing below heard it and were briefly stunned. Then, after exchanging a glance, they stepped forward decisively and called out, "Rabbit Overlord, I’m willing to be your footman! Please take me in!"

Qin Shou laughed heartily, "No problem, you’re in! Reward, a hundred thousand Red Spirit Crystals! You’ll be my personal attendants. Later at Fenghua Tower, enjoy yourselves!"

"Thank you, Rabbit Overlord!" Shakun and Jinghan gratefully thanked him.

Seeing someone take the lead, the rest, fearing they might miss out on all the spots, began to jump out one after another, crying out, "Rabbit Overlord, I’m willing too!"

Below was a sea of people, as various shouts rose ceaselessly!

Qin Shou watched this scene with a delightful smile, tapping the Eight Trigrams Furnace, "No one moving? See, now they are."

The Eight Trigrams Furnace exclaimed in amazement, "My god, so many people! Rabbit, you better start picking."

Qin Shou curled his lip, "Pick? How could I, being so lazy, possibly pick?"

The Eight Trigrams Furnace was astonished, "If you don’t pick, then what are you planning?"

Qin Shou stood up, planting his feet on the Eight Trigrams Furnace, and pressed down with his hands. The shouting crowd immediately quieted down; the commanding power made Qin Shou, who had never experienced such responsiveness, feel quite elated...

Qin Shou shook his rabbit ears, looking down at the crowd with smug satisfaction and said, "Everyone, I, the Rabbit Overlord, do have conditions for accepting followers—it’s not just anyone I’ll take!"

The crowd’s hearts raced at once, thinking: As expected, with such great benefits, there are conditions...

The Bouncing Fish Spirit grinned, "See? I told you there would be conditions. Now, do you think that such a powerful figure will have conditions you, a newly-transfigured little demon, can meet?"

The Electric Eel Spirit opened its mouth but ultimately sighed and said, "Alas... not even one..."

Before it could finish, the Rabbit shouted, "My only requirement is, if you want in, I, the Rabbit Overlord, will take you!"

Upon hearing this, the crowd stared dumbfounded for three seconds, then erupted into a tsunami of cheers!