Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 289 - 286 Peanuts, Beer, and Mineral Water [Subscribe Please]_1

Chapter 289: Chapter 286 Peanuts, Beer, and Mineral Water [Subscribe Please]_1

But let’s talk about Ao Bing. He emerged from the East Sea Dragon Palace, marshaled his troops, and deliberately brought a withered man with him as he charged out and asked the sea patrolling Yaksha, "Where is that rabbit?"

"Your Highness, look! Over there!" the sea patrolling Yaksha pointed to the sea surface.

Ao Bing glanced over and saw a rabbit standing up on a wave, poised with hands behind its back, head held high and chest out, its ears fluttering in the wind behind it, looking quite dashing and at ease, singing a poem to itself, "I, the noble rabbit, roam the world, carefree for life, not relying on wind, nor on rain, but on the waves! Ah—hahaha..."

Upon hearing this, Ao Bing couldn’t help but laugh: "It turns out to be a foolish rabbit!"

In the midst of speaking, with a whoosh, the sea water exploded!

Ao Bing rode a column of water out of the sea and, timing his speech perfectly, he bellowed loudly...

However, before he could speak, he heard the rabbit shout, "Oh Cao! Who’s blasting fish in broad daylight! Oops, looks like a few people got blasted out..."

Hearing this, Ao Bing rolled his eyes in anger and reprimanded, "Rabbit, watch your offensive mouth!"

Qin Shou steadied himself and looked at the man in front of him, "Don’t talk! Let me ask you, are you a dragon?"

When Ao Bing heard this, he couldn’t help but laugh: "Rabbit, you come to my East Sea and still don’t know who I am?"

"Stop sidestepping, I’m asking you a question. Are you a dragon or not?" Qin Shou stubbornly asked.

"Rabbit! I am asking you a question!" Ao Bing was just as stubborn.

Qin Shou angrily said, "You pretty boy, didn’t you hear what I asked? Are you a dragon or not?"

Ao Bing didn’t reply, and a sea patrolling Yaksha emerged, waving its steel fork and bellowing, "Rabbit, don’t be disrespectful. This is the Third Prince of the Dragon King of the East Sea, Prince Ao Bing!"

Ao Bing, hearing this, subconsciously raised his head, posing pompously.

Qin Shou furrowed his brows and said, "Can’t you understand human speech? I am asking you, are you dragons?"

Ao Bing finally lost his cool, abandoning any pretense of composure as his spoiled nature erupted. He roared, "Rabbit, have you lost your mind? I am the Third Prince of the Dragon King of the East Sea. Am I not a dragon then?"

Qin Shou sized up Ao Bing seriously.

Thinking the rabbit had finally stopped asking questions, Ao Bing again puffed out his chest and lifted his head in a proud and lofty manner, "Rabbit, what are you looking at?"

Qin Shou said earnestly, "I am contemplating something."

"What’s that?" Ao Bing asked.

Qin Shou replied, "A dragon’s son may not necessarily be a dragon."

Ao Bing angrily responded, "What’s that supposed to mean?"

Qin Shou stated, "As far as I know, dragons have nine sons, and each is different. There are turtles, terrapins, tigers, lions, and so on! If I want to find a dragon, of course, I want the kind that, when pulled out, will have everyone exclaiming: ’Wow! Look, that’s a dragon!’ Rather than needing me to pull each one over and tell them, ’Look, this terrapin is actually a dragon!’"

Qin Shou spoke with utmost seriousness, but the more earnestly he spoke, the darker Ao Bing’s face became.

Finally, Ao Bing shouted, "Enough! Rabbit, stop spouting nonsense! I am a dragon, a dragon of noble bloodline!"

Qin Shou widened his eyes and looked at him skeptically, "Are you really a dragon?"

"Genuine to a fault!" Ao Bing asserted with pride.

"Then where are your dragon horns?" Qin Shou asked.

With a wave of his hand, two dragon horns appeared on Ao Bing’s head, "Is this sufficient?"

Qin Shou stroked his chin and said, "It’s a bit interesting now... fine, I’ll just treat you as if you’re a dragon."

Ao Bing was so angered by this that he nearly fell from the water column, protesting, "What do you mean ’treat me as if I’m a dragon’? I am a dragon!"

"And you’re a dragon? You might as well be a place of ’rejuvenation’! Enough, no more talking, I’m asking you, can you summon rain?" Qin Shou asked with disdain.

Fury nearly bursting his lungs, even though Ao Bing didn’t understand what ’rejuvenation’ meant, he was certain it wasn’t a compliment. His face darkened as he said, "Rabbit, what on earth are you trying to do?"

Without missing a beat, Qin Shou asked, "Don’t interrupt, I’m asking you a question. Can you make it rain?"

"The Four Seas Dragon King, controls the weather of the world! Although they don’t dabble in clouds and rain on a whim but leave it to the dragon kings of wells and rivers all over the world, they’re all capable of it! Being a descendant of the dragon lineage, His Highness naturally can too!" the sea patrolling Yaksha boasted.

"Rabbit, do you understand now? Hm... Rabbit, why are you taking out a pouch?" Ao Bing hummed, asking.

Only to hear the rabbit say, "It’s nothing, don’t overthink it. Come on, get into the pouch. I’ll take you somewhere, and you just need to help with the rain."

Ao Bing exploded on hearing this, "You want to capture me for rainmaking? What do you take me for?"

With an air of naivety, Qin Shou responded, "I take you for a dragon."

"And you still dare to capture me?" Ao Bing shouted angrily.

Qin Shou confidently declared, "If you weren’t a dragon, I wouldn’t even capture you! It’s a dragon I’m after!"

No longer able to contain his anger, Ao Bing commanded, "Where is the Sea Clan army? Seize this rabbit for me!"

In the next moment, the sea churned as countless sea creatures burst forth from the waters, their banners fluttering as they prepared to launch an attack.

Seeing this, Qin Shou bared his teeth and said, "What are you doing? Rebelling? Everyone just cool down and stay put! Take one more step and it’s all considered rebellion!"

As he spoke, Qin Shou flaunted the Daynight Wandering God Token.

Ao Bing, however, was unfazed and sneered, "Rabbit, do you think a mere Daynight Wandering God Token is enough to confront my Sea Clan army? Do you take the East Sea Dragon Palace for a place where you can come and go as you please, and snatch people whenever you see fit?"

Qin Shou smacked his lips and said, "Don’t put it that way. I’ve always thought highly of your East Sea Dragon Palace, especially the seafood hot pot..."

Ao Bing was completely infuriated upon hearing it and waving his hand furiously, he yelled, "Attack! Everyone, attack! Today, I will stew rabbit hotpot!"

At this command, the Sea Clan’s army roared in unison, and a water dragon coalesced in the sky again, as a pillar of oppressive light descended from the heavens!

Boom!

The pillar of light bore down directly upon Qin Shou!

As soon as this overwhelming pressure fell, the water beneath it was pressed into an invisible large pit!

Such a commotion had long since alerted the demon lords in every direction!

The monkeys of Huaguo Mountain mobilized one after another, each thinking that the East Sea Dragon Palace was launching an attack again. The four great monkeys jumped onto mountaintops, gazing into the distance... However, what they saw was the oppressive pillar of light bearing down on the rabbit!

Monkey Baimei frowned and said, "Is there something wrong with this rabbit’s brain? Why is it provoking the East Sea Dragon Palace again?"

Monkey Changshou, shaking his head, said, "This time he might not be so lucky, even with the Token revealed, he’s still being attacked..."

"Big brother, should we help?" someone asked.

Monkey Baimei sighed and responded, "He was kind to us that day, we have to repay the favor, but now is not the time to act, let’s wait and see."

The crowd nodded...

Other mountaintops also saw the appearance of demon lords, though their atmosphere was much more relaxed.

"Oh, Lord Yisong, you’ve come to enjoy the show too?"

"Indeed, Black Bear King, you have nothing else to do either?"

"Yeah, you see Twin Crane King has also arrived, even bringing his throne with the best view! That’s too much!"

"Definitely excessive, but what’s the deal with that rabbit? It actually managed to anger the East Sea Dragon Palace."

"I have no idea, who cares about his background, just enjoy the show, enjoy the show..."

"That rabbit’s done for!"

"For sure! That’s the East Sea Dragon Palace’s army, and the Dragon Clan’s Third Prince is leading them. How can a mere rabbit withstand that?"

"With this pressure, the rabbit will turn into a puddle of mud!"

"I actually hope he holds out a bit longer; if the excitement just starts and it’s already over, there’ll be nothing to watch."

"Right on, right on!"

"Fellow Demon Lords, we have the newest snack that us demon lords have developed, we call it peanuts. Anyone want some?"

"No, no, get out of here!"

"Fine wines and dines available, one plate for a Red Spirit Crystal!"

"Passing by, don’t miss out; those without magic can’t see clearly, but you can buy this Far-seeing Array right here to watch everything unfold..."

...

If Qin Shou saw this scene, he’d probably burst into laughter on the spot. In all the novels, when a bunch of demons gathered, if they weren’t eating humans, they were wreaking havoc. But here, when these demons got together, it was more like those in rural Huaxia during the 1980s and 90s, gathering to watch an outdoor movie, gossiping, boasting, eating all kinds of meat, drinking alcohol, spitting left and right, with no sign of demon-like behavior at all.

However, at this moment, even if Qin Shou knew what these fellows were thinking, he didn’t have the time to care about them.

The moment the oppressive force fell, Qin Shou was shocked. He had seen Sun Wukong and the other four great monkeys attacked by such pressure, nearly flattening Sun Wukong and the monkeys!

Qin Shou admitted to himself that he was no match for the four monkeys, and thought things looked grim!

The thought had just arisen when the pressure bore down!

Boom!

Qin Shou instinctively bent forward, hunched his back, spread his legs, and braced himself with all his might, firmly telling himself, "Can’t lose face, hold on!"

The next moment, the pillar of light hit him, and then... Qin Shou lowered his head...

"Black, what do you think, how many breaths will it take for this rabbit to kneel?" Ao Bing laughed heartily.

The man in black standing behind Ao Bing calmly said, "One."

Ao Bing laughed loudly, "I think he won’t last a single breath! The pressure has fallen; get ready for a good show, I want to see him kneeling and begging for mercy, haha... Daynight Wandering God? Pah! Yah! Haha... Uh... Why isn’t the rabbit reacting?"

The man in black said, "Maybe it’s been crushed into stupidity?"

Ao Bing said, "Could it be stubbornly resisting with clenched teeth?" Then Ao Bing shouted, "Rabbit! Kneel and admit your wrongdoing now, and I’ll let you die comfortably!"

However, the rabbit remained silent, head down, standing motionless...

Ao Bing said, "What’s going on?"

The man in black said, "Just wait; once he can’t hold out any longer, he will naturally give in."

Ao Bing nodded, "Makes sense."

At this very moment, Qin Shou, with his head down, had his eyes wide open in disbelief, looking at his own hands and inwardly exclaiming, "What the hell? What’s going on? Could someone please explain this to me!"

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