Prodigal System in the Flourishing City
Chapter 546 - 544: Do You Want a Spoon? [First Update]

Chapter 546: Chapter 544: Do You Want a Spoon? [First Update]

Lin Feng’s voice sank upon hearing Qin Xunchang’s questioning words!

"What’s with all the nonsense?! Would I, Lin Feng, deceive people?! If you don’t agree, I won’t wait for Lu Xiaobu to make a move, I’ll just kill you directly!"

He had no patience for Qin Xunchang.

"Agree, agree, agree!"

Qin Xunchang shuddered in fear upon hearing this voice filled with murderous intent.

He had no choice but to agree.

Between the options of Lin Feng helping him rise again and of Lin Feng joining Lu Xiaobu to kill him,

even a fool would know which to choose!

"Good."

Lin Feng hung up the phone directly.

Qin Xunchang was actually still a bit stunned.

The relationship between Lin Feng and Lu Xiaobu baffled him, what exactly was their relationship?!

Why did it seem that Lin Feng was overjoyed whenever he had a confrontation with Lu Xiaobu?!

He couldn’t figure it out, not at all!

Liang Lan and Zhang Meng watched Qin Xunchang’s puzzled expression from behind Lu Xiaobu, and sneered.

You’re trying to understand the relationship between Young Master Bu and Lin Feng?!

They had been following Young Master Bu for so long, and still couldn’t tell when Lin Feng and Young Master Bu would fight or cooperate.

And you, an outsider, trying to ponder over this century’s greatest puzzle?!

Better go wash up and get some sleep!

"Stop dawdling."

Lu Xiaobu lifted his foot and kicked the laxative on the table out: "Young Master, I’ve prepared the medicine for you, hurry up!"

As the laxative slid in front of him, a feeling of humiliation unconsciously appeared on Qin Xunchang’s face!

He couldn’t believe that he, a person on the Second Level Rich List, had fallen to this state, about to proactively eat shit?!!!

Damn it, this feels even more humiliating than being under someone’s crotch!

If Han Xin were here, he would probably choose to fight to the death!

But he had to endure!

He, had to eat!

Qin Xunchang’s face was pale, and his hand trembled violently as he picked up the laxative.

But his gaze involuntarily glanced at Lu Xiaobu.

It was filled with extreme resentment, extreme hatred, extreme humiliation!

This humiliation and anger were much more than what Fang Yunlong and others had felt before; even Han Meng, who was forced into cross-dressing, couldn’t compare!

After all, being able to have a poisonous snake that hid in the shadows for many years now openly glare at his enemy showed the extent of his anger, beyond what words could describe!

However, no matter how angry, humiliated, or resentful he was,

He still had to obediently pick up the laxative and swallow it!

Because he was facing "Brother Flat-head"!

"Gulp!"

Qin Xunchang downed the laxative in hand!

The laxative prepared by Lu Xiaobu, how could it be just an ordinary one?!

It was an extremely effective drug!

It took effect in three seconds!

So!

"Gurgle!"

Qin Xunchang’s stomach quickly began to churn!

He immediately rushed back to the bathroom like an arrow!

"Pfff!"

"Splash!"

"Pitter-patter!"

"Pfft!"

No need for specific descriptions of what happened in the toilet; you can imagine just by listening to the sounds.

"Do you want a spoon?"

Lu Xiaobu said mockingly.

"No need!"

Qin Xunchang’s voice came through gritted teeth!

It was unclear whether it was because of the stomach pain or because of what was about to happen!

Holding on to the thought that an early death means an early reincarnation, Qin Xunchang no longer hesitated.

He started!

As usual, no specific descriptions will be provided.

To save you from feeling sick.

However, the sounds heard from Lu Xiaobu’s end went like this.

"Ah!"

That was Qin Xunchang mustering his courage!

"Ugh!"

That was the first wave of vomiting before starting!

"Ah!"

That was the agonized roar after consumption!

"Ugh!"

This is the second wave of vomiting sounds after entering!

""

"Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

Then it’s a triple volley of vomiting!

Listening to these revolting sounds, Lu Xiaobu’s mouth twitched.

I said eat shit, so you better damn well eat that shit!

Do you really think I’m just bluffing?!

Although it’s a bit sickening.

So, Lu Xiaobu stood up and left, leaving only sounds of ’ah’ and ’ugh’ echoing continuously in Qin Xunchang’s house.

After a while.

Qin Xunchang crawled out of the bathroom, his mouth edged with yellowish substance and various other vomits!

At this moment, his whole face was ashen!

His body shivering non-stop, stomach churning endlessly, puking and having diarrhea, wanting to vomit above and having to shit below first!

This is not only the effect of the drugs, it’s the effect of the psyche too!

He, as a person, is truly filthy to the extreme now.

Not just morally dirty from making blood money.

But also internally filthy, filled with shit and vomit!

Of course, his bodily exterior inevitably got smeared with these things too!

He lay on the ground, seeing his empty home, aware that Lu Xiaobu had left!

Suddenly, tears of humiliation started streaming from his eyes!

He violently pounded on the floor...

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

While simultaneously letting out roaring cries!

"Ah! Ah! Ah!"

This is the greatest humiliation in his life!

If this vengeance isn’t avenged, he swears he’s not human!

"Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!"

Hmm, the fury in his heart couldn’t suppress the urge to vomit either.

...

Lu Xiaobu walked out of Qin Xunchang’s house, feeling pretty good.

You little shit made me eat those shit-like spicy strips, so now I made you eat actual shit!

The reporters quickly surrounded him at the entrance of Qin Xunchang’s place.

Reporter: "President Lu, could you please comment on why you met with Qin Xunchang so publicly? Is it to showcase the winner’s pose?"

Lu Xiaobu nodded: "Right!"

Reporter with a puzzled face: "Uh..."

You have to be that blunt?

Another reporter: "President Lu, some say that you targeted Qin Xunchang due to personal grudges, is that correct?"

Lu Xiaobu nodded again: "Correct!"

Reporter: "..."

"Pfft!"

Felt like a knife to the chest!

The reporters looked at each other, not knowing what to ask next—those usually quick-witted creatures.

How are we supposed to ask now?

The man himself told you, it’s for personal grudges, he’s just here to strut!

Are you dumb to keep asking?!

Finally, a reporter thought for a moment and asked a question from a different angle: "So, Young Master Lu, do you have any comments regarding the upcoming LOL Global Championship?"

Lu Xiaobu: "Those Koreans are assholes!"

"Pfft!"

The reporters nearly spit out blood for three kilometers.

What the hell kind of response is that?!

You can say that, but we can’t report it, can we?!

What now?

The founder of LOL publicly calling Koreans assholes?!

Come on, then, tell me how I’m supposed to write this piece of news?!

Forget it, forget it!

No more interviews, their little tricks are utterly useless against Lu Xiaobu.

Typically, he would just tell them to piss off straight away!

"By the way, I’m in a good mood today, so everyone gets five grand to play with!"

Lu Xiaobu said grandiosely with a wave of his hand.

"Thanks, Young Master Bu! Young Master Bu, may you reign over the world of Jianghu for ten thousand years!"

The reporters were immediately overjoyed.

Another five grand earned.

Sweet!

Liang Lan wasn’t thinking about these things but something else.

The more she thought about it, the brighter the glint of gold in her eyes.

Young Master really made a fortune this time!