Post-2000s dad raises kid in a wild way, Yang Mi (the child’s mother) Can’t Handle It!
Chapter 22 - The Comparison of the Children, "My Dad Can Eat Shit!"

Chapter 22 The Comparison of the Children, “My Dad Can Eat Shit!”

The audience in the livestream room began to recall their childhood memories. Watching the scene of Xiaoxiao playing, there was an inexplicable sense of familiarity. It was as if many years ago, they too played like this!

“This is what real childhood is like!”

“Xiaoxiao is so cute! She actually made the other kids eat grass! Hilarious!”

“Isn’t this more fun than practicing calligraphy?”

“Actually, practicing calligraphy is one thing, but the most important thing is the need for insight.”

…

The truth is, happiness really is contagious!

The audience was instantly healed by Xiaoxiao’s cuteness. This was so much better than what was going on with the egg dumplings!

It was both happy and relaxing. Moreover, it genuinely made people feel joy. If Egg Dumpling saw Xiaoxiao having so much fun, they would definitely be super envious. But just at that moment, an unexpected incident occurred!

Xiaoxiao was bouncing around. She eventually went to play on the horizontal bar. But unexpectedly, the little one fell off the bar!

She landed with a heavy thud on her bottom. Because of the pain, her delicate and beautiful little face scrunched up into a frown!

The audience in front of the screen and Yang Mi in the livestream room were shocked!

“Oh my God, is she okay?”

“Where’s Gu Xu? Isn’t he watching the kids?”

“It hurts just watching this, my heart aches for the little one…”

…

Most of the audience’s hearts instantly clenched. Everyone was sending bullet comments. They all looked expectantly at Gu Xu, hoping that he would quickly go pick up Xiaoxiao.

But faced with such a situation, Gu Xu still sat still. His mind was entirely focused on his phone, not paying attention to what was happening around him. The cameraman kindly reminded him.

“Mr. Gu, Xiaoxiao has fallen!”

Gu Xu moved his gaze away from the phone

and looked around. His eyes finally landed on Xiaoxiao by the horizontal bar.

But what left everyone astonished was that when Gu Xu saw the scene in front of him, instead of rushing over to help, he actually burst out laughing in schadenfreude!

While laughing, he walked towards the horizontal bar. What was even worse was that Gu Xu mocked Xiaoxiao’s current state.

“Xiaoxiao, your posture is so ridiculous!”

“You look like a clumsy little bear!”

“Hahaha, this is so funny!”

“Xiaoxiao, stay like this, don’t move!”

“Dad will take a few pictures for you, to keep as a memory!”

While speaking happily, his hands were busy. He switched his phone to photo mode.

Click, click, click!

In the blink of an eye, he had taken more than a dozen photos!

But this was far from over. Gu Xu went directly to his daughter’s side for a photo together!

As for his father’s bad taste, Xiaoxiao had long since gotten used to it!

She looked at Gu Xu with an expression of speechlessness. But when Gu Xu came over to take a picture, Xiaoxiao habitually posed and gave a “peace” sign!

The father and daughter worked in perfect harmony. Clearly, this wasn’t the first time Gu Xu had done this!

As the saying goes, “Habit makes it natural.”

This perfectly describes the situation now!

And the scene on the screen left the audience in the livestream room completely stunned!

What kind of behavior is this?

The cameraman, who was following behind them, couldn’t help but comment when he saw Gu Xu’s nonchalant attitude.

“That’s a big heart!”

“It doesn’t even feel like he’s the father!”

“Did Xiaoxiao come with a prepaid phone card or something?”

Gu Xu, completely unbothered by these comments, casually replied, “It’s just a little fall on her bottom.”

“It’s nothing serious!”

“Why make such a big fuss about it?”

The cameraman was immediately choked by his words. For a while, he was speechless. After a long pause, he finally said, somewhat resigned, “At least comfort her a little!”

“Is there anyone who finds pleasure in someone else’s misfortune?”

Gu Xu looked at him with indifference and replied, “She fell by her own ability, why comfort her?”

“Really, some people just worry about things that don’t matter!”

“The height wasn’t even that much, she won’t get hurt! What’s there to be afraid of?”

As he spoke, Gu Xu suddenly thought of how others panicked when their children accidentally fell. Their frantic reactions!

It really made one speechless!

It was simply unbearable to watch.

It was not a big deal, who didn’t fall when they were kids?

The more they fall, the more obedient they’ll become!

Gu Xu, seeing the cameraman wanting to say something, kindly explained, “Alright, stop worrying for no reason!”

“Once the little one knows what pain feels like, she’ll be more careful next time!”

However, his actions sparked a heated discussion among netizens.

“I am totally speechless!”

“These post-00s raising kids, it’s really just as long as the kid is alive!”

“I actually feel like what Gu Xu said makes sense.”

“Also, look at how Xiaoxiao posed for the photo, she looks so skilled, obviously not the first time!”

“The little one is really tough! When I heard that sound, I felt the pain too! And she didn’t even cry…”

“This kid is amazing! So cute, I really like her…”

“What color of sack does Xiaoxiao like? Auntie, I’ll go prepare it…”

“Xiaoxiao’s mentality is so strong! She’s truly a strong one!”

“Post-00s raising kids, truly against the odds!”

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Various bullet comments kept popping up, and the audience couldn’t stop laughing!

Gu Xu, as the parent, not only didn’t comfort her, but even took photos and had fun. He just cared about his own happiness!

In the studio, Yang Mi, seeing the little one fall to the ground, felt her heart instantly tighten. But when she saw Gu Xu’s actions…

All she could feel was helplessness!

Her husband raising their kid was too hardcore!

It really left her speechless!

But the experts, however, couldn’t remain indifferent. One after another, they frowned and criticized loudly, “I’ve said this before, Gu Xu is totally irresponsible.”

“He doesn’t even act like a father!”

“This is really disappointing!”

“Making fun of the kid after she fell.”

“This directly causes secondary harm!”

“How heartbroken must the child be?”

“She must think her father doesn’t love her…”

However, before the experts could finish, Xiaoxiao’s playmates, who were playing with her, ran over. They gathered around her, curiously asking, “Xiaoxiao, your dad’s around.”

“Why is there someone carrying a cannon?”

“He’s so cool, so awesome!”

Xiaoxiao, with a speechless face, looked at her friends. She kindly explained, “Stop saying weird things, that’s for filming.”

Her friend, shocked, asked in disbelief, “Your dad is a celebrity?”

Xiaoxiao stood up, dusted herself off, shook her head, and said, “My dad isn’t a celebrity.”

“He’s way cooler than any celebrity!”

“He’s the person who loves me the most in the world!”

Xiaoxiao raised her little face, her eyes seemed to sparkle with countless stars. Excitedly, she shared with her friends,

“My dad loves me so much!”

“When I want stars, he picks stars for me.”

“When I want the moon, he picks the moon for me!”

These words made her friends envious.

“Your dad is so amazing! I want stars too…”

“Me too, why is my dad so dumb?”

“Xiaoxiao, can we swap dads?”

Xiaoxiao immediately became anxious and loudly replied, “No way, that’s my dad, I won’t swap with you!”

Her friends sighed in disappointment, but didn’t say much more. Xiaoxiao, seeing the envious gazes from her friends, felt extremely proud!

She lifted her head, like a rooster proudly puffing up its chest, and boasted to her friends,

“My dad not only loves me so much.”

“He’s also super amazing…”

“He even told me he can kill a cow with one punch!”

All her friends were wide-eyed in disbelief. One chubby little boy, hands on his hips, not having it, shouted, “My dad is the most amazing!”

“He can kill dinosaurs!”

Xiaoxiao, not believing him, immediately retorted, “Your dad is definitely bragging, dinosaurs are extinct!”

The little chubby boy was stunned. But not wanting to lose, he immediately shouted, “Hmph! My dad can eat shit, can yours?”

As if that wasn’t enough, he added, “I poop, and mom poops, and he dares to eat it!”

In an instant, this sparked a strange sense of competition among the kids. Another fair and scholarly little boy immediately joined in the comparison.

“What’s that? Your dad isn’t impressive!”

“My dad is the most amazing!”

All the kids turned their gaze to him. The little boy immediately lifted his head and proudly declared, “My dad not only eats shit, but he can drink shit and urine!”

While saying this, he exaggeratedly mimed drinking from a huge bucket.

“He can drink a whole big bucket of it!”