Peerless Martial Expert in the City
Chapter 61 - 62: Aren’t You Overthinking It?

Chapter 61: Chapter 62: Aren’t You Overthinking It?

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"Brother Xiao, they’ve all come over, so you can make your move, ah, no, I mean kick them."

Seeing that Gao Junjie and his three companions had obediently run over, a satisfied expression finally appeared on Zeng Xiaoxiao’s face. She gave them a look that seemed to say "good, you know what’s good for you," but she didn’t respond to Gao Junjie’s words. Instead, she suddenly turned her head, with a smile gracing her lips, and spoke to a very puzzled Xiao Yi.

"What did you say just now?"

When he heard Zeng Xiaoxiao’s words, Xiao Yi almost collapsed with a thud onto the table. After a while, he raised his head, looking at Zeng Xiaoxiao with an expression of sheer disbelief.

"I told you to relax. Don’t you kick them every day to loosen up a bit? Now that I’ve called them over, you can kick them."

Zeng Xiaoxiao looked at Xiao Yi in confusion, seemingly perplexed by the expression on his face. Then, as if suddenly understanding something, she said, "Ah, I see, Brother Xiao, are you afraid of them? Don’t be scared, I’m here. They wouldn’t dare to pull any tricks behind your back. Kick them without worry."

Thump!

The surrounding students who overheard Zeng Xiaoxiao’s forceful words suddenly collapsed in laughter, half of them falling over. Zeng Xiaoxiao was indeed powerful, living up to her reputation as the fearful, car-swerving "Witch" of the School of Mathematics.

Gao Junjie and his group nearly vomited blood. Zeng Xiaoxiao had specifically called them over just so Xiao Yi could kick them. The muscles around Gao Junjie’s mouth twitched violently.

"I... When did I say that I had to kick them every day? Xiaoxiao, stop fooling around."

Looking at the serious expression on Zeng Xiaoxiao’s face, Xiao Yi couldn’t help but laugh and cry at the same time. It turned out that by "relaxing," she meant this kind of relaxing. My goodness, her thinking was truly out of the ordinary. And when did he ever say that he needed to kick them every day to relax? He had merely warned them that day; he wasn’t some violent lunatic who would kick people for no reason.

Having said that, Xiao Yi saw the arrogant and domineering Gao Junjie and his companions standing there with extremely awkward expressions on their faces, not knowing whether to advance or retreat. He couldn’t help but feel a mix of disdain and sympathy as he said to them, "Aren’t you going to leave?"

Gao Junjie and his companions, who had barely managed not to vomit blood, stood there while the crowd looked on with sympathetic eyes. Feeling extremely awkward, they bolted out of the classroom like they had been granted amnesty, as if they were afraid that if they stayed any longer, Zeng Xiaoxiao would say something else that would make them spit blood.

"Really, the Four Idiots are spineless. After being kicked flying by someone, they obediently leave without even daring to let out a fart," Zeng Xiaoxiao muttered softly, discontent in her voice.

"What did you say?"

Xiao Yi didn’t hear clearly what Zeng Xiaoxiao had said.

"Ahaha, nothing, Brother Xiao, I said today’s weather is quite nice."

Zeng Xiaoxiao quickly laughed it off and turned back, looking at Xiao Yi with a smile.

"Is it? Would this weather be considered good?"

Xiao Yi glanced out of the window at the sky that had become overcast without notice and spoke, puzzled.

"Ahaha, it’s not too bad. As long as it doesn’t rain, it’s good weather. Ahaha, Brother Xiao, let’s not talk about the weather. I called them over, why didn’t you kick them to relax a bit? Letting them walk away like that is such a shame."

Only then did Zeng Xiaoxiao glance at the weather outside, her face involuntarily showing an awkward expression. However, it lasted only an instant before the awkwardness flew off into the clouds, leaving her with a face full of frustration and regret as she spoke.

"Xiaoxiao, kicking someone for no reason is not right, do you know that?"

Xiao Yi spoke earnestly, unable to take it anymore. He felt it was necessary to provide some ideological guidance for this girl who had quite the leap in her thinking and apparent violent tendencies.

"But it’s not like you did it for no reason, didn’t you just want to relax?"

Zeng Xiaoxiao said unconvinced.

"There are many ways to relax, and you don’t necessarily have to kick someone. Besides, just because you want to relax doesn’t mean you have an excuse to hit someone, especially when they haven’t provoked you,"

Xiao Yi continued patiently guiding her.

"Oh."

Zeng Xiaoxiao nodded, seemingly getting the point.

"Anyway, you can’t just think about kicking people all the time, okay?"

Looking at Zeng Xiaoxiao’s expression, Xiao Yi felt a wave of relief. It looked like the girl was reasonable after all. Considering how scared Gao Junjie and his buddies seemed of her, her family was probably not ordinary. He guessed she was likely spoiled rotten at home, which is why she didn’t understand many things and was quick to kick.

"But kicking people is really fun, isn’t it? If it’s fun, just play, Brother Xiao, aren’t you overthinking it?"

Zeng Xiaoxiao blinked her eyes.

"Thump!"

Xiao Yi, looking at Zeng Xiaoxiao’s innocent expression, couldn’t hold back any longer and slammed his head hard against the desk. He swore to himself that he would never again try to reason with Zeng Xiaoxiao.

"Brother Xiao, are you okay?"

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxiao watched Xiao Yi collapsed on the desk, unresponsive, and a smug look appeared on her face.

Then, as if she had suddenly remembered something, she blinked, quickly grabbed her phone, and started typing away. After a while, she looked up again with a sweet smile and glanced at Xiao Yi, feeling proud of herself as she thought, hmm, you don’t want to kick people, but I’ll make you want to kick.

Perhaps because they were too embarrassed to come back, or maybe they were afraid that Zeng Xiaoxiao would come up with something even more embarrassing, Gao Junjie and the others who had run out didn’t return for the second class and disappeared altogether until the class was over.

"Okay, Xiaoxiao, I’m off to the library, you should head home,"

Just like after the first class, as soon as the bell rang, the teacher hastily left, and Xiao Yi closed his book, turned his head, and said this to Zeng Xiaoxiao, who had been acting strangely since the second class, constantly staring outside the window.

"Oh no, Brother Xiao, don’t go so fast. We still have plenty of time, let’s chat for a bit longer, you’ve been ignoring me just now,"

Upon hearing Xiao Yi was about to leave, Zeng Xiaoxiao hurriedly pulled at his hand and whined, her gaze anxiously turning towards the window. She was thinking Li Ziming, that bastard, better not be more cowardly than the Four Idiots, having been messed with by Brother Xiao once and now too chicken to even show up.

And while she was anxiously waiting, finally the rude voice she had been longing for rang out at the classroom door, "Where’s Xiao Yi? Where’s that damn Xiao Yi?"

That bastard finally arrived!

Upon hearing the voice, Zeng Xiaoxiao’s heart finally settled, she touched her chest with her little hand, and a hugely sweet smile appeared on her face, "Brother Xiao, why don’t you say anything?"