Overbearing Immortal Doctor
Chapter 350: 350 Fat and Greasy

Chapter 350: Chapter 350 Fat and Greasy

Sis… Sister? Wu Xiaoyu instinctively sized him up again. This is definitely a guy, right? So why did he call himself sister?

No… no way! This… is he a g.ay? A real homo? My god! How come I meet all these oddballs just by stepping out?

“Hey bro… um, wait, no, sis… sister, I think you misunderstood, I’m not a homo!” Wu Xiaoyu lowered his voice and said with disgust.

The little bottom was stunned for a moment after hearing that, then he shyly smiled and reached out a finger to poke Wu Xiaoyu’s forehead.

Seeing this, Wu Xiaoyu quickly leaned back to avoid the gentle fingertip and sternly said, “Enough already! Don’t push your luck!”

His voice successfully suppressed the noise in the bus, and everyone turned to see what was happening.

“You… lower your voice! What are you doing?” The little bottom looked around fearfully before speaking timidly.

Seeing everyone looking at him, Wu Xiaoyu was afraid they might mistake him for a homo too, so he closed his eyes, leaned back in his seat, and ignored the little bottom next to him.

Seeing the two of them not talking anymore, everyone was somewhat disappointed and turned back to their previous conversations.

As the bus returned to its lively state, the little bottom whispered to Wu Xiaoyu, “You don’t have to be afraid! I’ve seen this kind of scene many times. They misunderstand us, don’t take it to heart!”

To hell with not taking it to heart! I’m not like you, can you get lost?

Wu Xiaoyu opened his eyes, glared at the little bottom, and whispered angrily, “I’m a real man, if you’re looking for a homo, you’ve got the wrong place! But if you want a beating, I’m happy to oblige!”

Seeing his fierce gaze and his muscles bulging, the little bottom’s heart began to race.

Wow! So manly! I really like him!

Seeing that despite his fear the little bottom still looked at him with a strange gaze, Wu Xiaoyu’s scalp tingled!

Damn it, did your parents bring you into this world to turn gay?

Scowling with disgust, Wu Xiaoyu glanced at him and helplessly looked around.

He realized he was sitting in the last row, in front of him was a couple being lovey-dovey, to his left was the little bottom, and on his right were the brawny sisters!

Compared to this little bottom, he would rather choose the brawny sisters. Wu Xiaoyu rearranged his words and reluctantly said to the chubby girl on his right, “Beautiful… beautiful lady, can we switch seats?”

The two sisters, hearing Wu Xiaoyu’s words, were momentarily stunned before their fat jiggled with excitement as they discussed.

“Little Hua, do you think he likes me? Otherwise, why would he want to switch seats with you?” little Lan, sitting by the window, asked excitedly.

The older sister, little Hua, wasn’t happy and argued, “He was clearly talking to me. He must like me!”

Standing in the aisle, Wu Xiaoyu looked at the two … uh, the two girls in front of him, feeling a wave of dread wash over him.

Lady! I really just can’t stand this little bottom, I’m not interested in either of you, please come to your senses, okay?

Little Lan shyly glanced up at Wu Xiaoyu and urged, “Sis, you should sit over there! He’s already waiting!”

“Why should I sit there? I liked him first and I proved it, yet you’re trying to take advantage, it’s not fair!” Little Hua grumbled.

The little bottom behind Wu Xiaoyu, seeing that the two chubby girls weren’t going to switch seats, felt a wave of delight.

See! You can’t escape my grasp, why even try? Being gay, what’s there to be shy about?

The little bottom glanced unconsciously at Wu Xiaoyu’s butt, getting even more excited, it was like a hundred claws scratching at his heart.

Seeing Wu Xiaoyu always with his back to him, the little bottom felt a bit of courage and reached out, aiming to sneak attack Wu Xiaoyu’s butt.

Although Wu Xiaoyu was standing in front of him, little Hua noticed his move as if guided by a sixth sense, and shouted loudly, “What do you think you’re doing?”

The little bottom heard this, quickly retracted his hand, and said fearfully, “I… I’m not doing anything, not doing anything!”

The passengers in the front, hearing tiger-like roars, immediately turned around again to see what was going on.

But they only saw the sturdy girl getting up and switching places with the boy standing in the aisle. All this shouting for such a trivial matter?

The passengers, disappointed again, turned back to their previous conversations.

Little Hua plopped down next to the little bottom, startling him and causing him to huddle against the window.

“Damn it! Better my sister gets the advantage than you, a damn homo!” Little Hua glared at him and vented.

Afterwards, she ignored the little bottom, her eyes shining as she looked at Wu Xiaoyu beside her. He must be interested in me.

Otherwise, in a bus full of people, why would he specifically want to switch seats with me?

Wu Xiaoyu, sitting next to the robust little Lan, nodded politely at her and then leaned back in his chair, pretending to sleep again.

Little Lan, now close to her target, couldn’t let this golden opportunity slip. She lightly patted Wu Xiaoyu’s shoulder and shyly asked, “Um… do you have a girlfriend?”

“Lady, I already have a girlfriend!” Wu Xiaoyu opened his eyes, smiled politely at her, and declined.

But this smile brought trouble. Little Lan, seeing him smile at her, felt her heart racing.

No way! He… he must like me. What should I do? Should I make the first move or play coy and let him continue his approach?

He said he has a girlfriend, surely to ease my worries, so I’d let my guard down, and he can make a move.

That’s right! That must be it!

Little Lan, suppressing her excitement, responded calmly, “Oh! You already have a girlfriend? That’s such a pity!”

Hearing the word pity, Wu Xiaoyu thought she was giving up, exhaling a sigh of relief.

But little Hua on the other side of the aisle chimed in, “It’s such a pity, otherwise, we could both be your girlfriends!”

The little bottom, hearing this, was momentarily stunned, then laughed exaggeratedly with his hand over his mouth.

Seeing this, little Hua was instantly furious. What do you mean by that? Are you mocking me? You damn homo!

She lifted her sturdy arm and lightly nudged his temple, knocking him out!

“Damn it! You dead homo, dare to mock me? Tired of living?” proud little Hua laughed after knocking him out.

Witnessing all this, Wu Xiaoyu was stunned. Her seemingly casual strike was spot on and deadly.

This sturdy girl is a martial artist? Seems like I was fooled by her appearance?

If little Hua is a martial artist, her sister little Lan must be one too?

Wu Xiaoyu unconsciously turned to size up little Lan again, seeing no sign of martial prowess under all that flesh.

If they were regular martial artists, they wouldn’t be so fat. After all, daily training should have toned them, right?

But they had no muscle, just jiggling fat. Could it be they practice Inner Sect Skills?