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Chapter 29 - Everyone’s Roasting Wu Bai’s Ugly Clothes—But Is He Even Good-Looking to Begin With?

Chapter 29: Everyone’s Roasting Wu Bai’s Ugly Clothes—But Is He Even Good-Looking to Begin With?

Wu Bai had genuinely no idea that Eason Chan once wanted to rent a truck to run him over!

So when he found out, he looked utterly shocked and asked:

“Old Eason!”

“What did I ever do to you? Why do you hate me so much?”

Eason Chan couldn’t help but laugh. “Wu Bai, it’s not just me!”

“A lot of singers actually hold a grudge against you!”

“Because your performance style is way too over-the-top. Back when they invited you as a guest for their concerts, you ended up stealing the show!”

“So, haven’t you noticed lately that hardly anyone asks you to be a guest performer anymore?”

Wu Bai scratched his head sheepishly.

“Now that you mention it, yeah…”

“Lately, whenever my friends are holding concerts and I offer to guest perform, they always come up with excuses to turn me down!”

“So that’s why!”

“Guess I’ll have to tone it down next time!”

Netizens who saw this couldn’t stop laughing.

“Hahaha, this is so on-brand for Eason Chan!”

“I can totally picture the scene!”

“Eason: How much for this scene?

Director: 500k, deal?

Eason: Bank account number. I’ll transfer it now—no take-backs! Oh, and I’ll bring my own truck, don’t worry about it!”

“Now that the celestial screen has exposed Wu Bai’s ‘no need to sing at his own concerts’ trick, if he ever films a ‘getting hit by a truck’ scene, Eason won’t be the only one lining up!”

“Can’t blame them—Wu Bai’s situation is just too envy-inducing!”

“Other singers have to work their butts off to earn money from concerts.”

“Meanwhile, Wu Bai just strolls around and cashes in!”

“Anyone would be jealous!”

The celestial screen continued its exposé.

This time, there was no text—just a rapid montage of Wu Bai’s concert clips.

2013 Timeline.

Wu Bai burst into excited laughter. “Hahaha! A third one!”

“The celestial screen really loves me—three videos in a row!”

“This one must be showing off my concert highlights. Looks like I held a lot of shows in the future!”

He then glanced smugly at Eason Chan.

“Hey Eason, how many clips has the celestial screen shown of you?”

“Oh right, just one tiny snippet!”

“And it only got attention because it was tied to me!”

Eason could only stare at him, speechless.

Just then, sound finally played from the celestial screen.

[Endless!]. [These ugly clothes are endless!]. [Turns out, all the hideous outfits Wu Bai wears at concerts were leftovers from his failed clothing business!]. [And each design only had one piece made!]. [Because nobody bought a second one!]. [Netizens don’t understand Wu Bai’s fashion sense. Some say he dresses like a fishmonger at RT-Mart!]. [I’ve been in the clothing business for 20 years, and I still can’t figure out where Wu Bai sources his outfits!]. [Let’s be real—there’s a reason Wu Bai’s clothing business flopped!]. [Sure, you all say Wu Bai’s clothes are ugly, his hairstyle’s a mess…]. [But let me ask you this—is he even good-looking to begin with?!].

2013 Timeline.

Wu Bai’s expression darkened as he watched.

At first, he thought the celestial screen was showcasing his concert glory.

But no—it somehow dug up his ancient business failures!

With this revelation, his carefully crafted image was crumbling in real time.

Meanwhile, Eason Chan was practically wheezing with laughter.

“Wu Bai, is this for real?”

“Are these actually your unsold inventory from your clothing business?!”

“I never knew you had such a dark past!”

Wu Bai sighed heavily. “Some memories are best left buried…”

“I never thought my biggest shame would be exposed like this.”

Eason grinned and patted his shoulder. “Wu Bai, you gotta let it go, man.”

“Just throw out those old clothes!”

“I mean, you’re not exactly a looker to begin with—if you keep wearing those hideous outfits, it’ll just make you seem even more…”

A sudden chill ran down Eason’s spine. He froze mid-sentence under Wu Bai’s icy glare and wisely shut his mouth.

Singers across different timelines were also struggling to keep straight faces.

They’d always assumed Wu Bai’s concert outfits were the stylist’s fault.

Who knew he was just recycling his failed business stock?!

JJ Lin: “No wonder Wu Bai’s style always felt so ‘vintage’—his clothes literally are from another era!”

Joker Xue: “In a way, Wu Bai and I are kindred spirits.”

“If I don’t sing well, I have to go back and inherit a billion-dollar family fortune.”

“If Wu Bai doesn’t sing well, no one will wear his unsold inventory!”

Jay Chou: “Dude, is JJ just flexing right now?!”

Some bold media outlets even made a list:

“Top Singers with the Weirdest Fashion Sense”

—featuring fishmonger-core Wu Bai, leather-pants-loving G.E.M., and Wang Feng.

G.E.M.: “Wait, how did I end up in the same tier as Wu Bai?!”

Wang Feng: “What’s wrong with leather pants?! That’s called FASHION!!!”

Meanwhile, netizens across timelines were howling with laughter, flooding social media with reactions:

“LMAO, I always thought Wu Bai dressed like my grandma!”

“After seeing his outfits, I finally understand why his clothing business failed.”

“Fun fact: The fabric Wu Bai wears is called ‘Dacron’—it doesn’t absorb sweat AT ALL.”

“That’s why his concerts always have giant fans on stage!”

“It’s not for dramatic effect—he’s just overheating!!!”