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Chapter 26 - "The Landscape Scroll" Revealed, Ending Zeng Yi’s Slacking Era!
Chapter 26: “The Landscape Scroll” Revealed, Ending Zeng Yi’s Slacking Era!
Jay Chou: “Why hasn’t it been my turn yet?”
“I think I’m somewhat famous across all of Dragon Country!”
“So why haven’t I appeared on the giant sky screen yet?”
Huang Xiaoming: “I’m kind of jealous of Phoenix Legend!”
“Why is it that when my past was exposed, it was all scandals, but when it comes to Phoenix Legend, it’s nothing but good things?”
Wu Yutian: “We’re a band too, and I think we’re way more famous than Phoenix Legend!”
“I have a feeling our turn is coming soon!”
2017 Timeline
Inside the recording studio, Ling Hua saw the revelations on the giant sky screen and pretended to be angry as she asked:
“Zeng Yi, what do you mean by that?”
“Are you saying the reason our band’s songs sound ‘rustic’ is my fault?”
“After all, I’m the one singing most of the lyrics!”
Zeng Yi knew Ling Hua was joking and quickly explained with a smile:
“Ling Hua, that’s not what I meant!”
“I think the giant sky screen is just showing a variety show clip.”
“Everything we said was scripted!”
“Didn’t you see how hard everyone was laughing?”
“Besides, I’d love to have more lines in our songs!”
Ling Hua couldn’t help but laugh. “Fine!”
“I’ll remember that. I’ll tell the company to give you a few solo tracks in our next album!”
The revelations on the giant sky screen continued.
[Ever since Zeng Yi accidentally revealed his true skills, his days of slacking off came to an end!]. [The song “The Landscape Scroll” made Dragon Country’s music fans realize who the true underground emperor of rap was!].Ling Hua, curious, asked:
“‘The Landscape Scroll’? Is that one of our songs too?”
“And Zeng Yi, this ‘Underground Rap Emperor’ title sounds pretty impressive!”
“Tell me, are you hiding something else from me?”
Zeng Yi looked puzzled.
“I really don’t know anything about this!”
“The giant sky screen did expose how chaotic the rap scene in Dragon Country is, but why am I being linked to it?”
On the grand stage, Zeng Yi and Ling Hua walked up slowly.
Amidst the majestic music, Zeng Yi raised his microphone and began singing:
“Behold these mountains, countless peaks and cliffs,
Stretching range after range.
See these rivers, stars racing over plains,
Twisting bend after bend.
This painting, like phoenixes dancing in flight,
Towering heights beyond reach.
Splashed ink, bold and rich,
Adorning my splendid land…”
The song “The Landscape Scroll” shocked musicians across different timelines.
Jay Chou: “This song is insane!”
“The composition is grand and majestic—totally not what I expected from Phoenix Legend!”
JJ Lin: “Phoenix Legend is seriously impressive!”
“Three videos exposed, and not a single scandal in sight!”
“Looks like the giant sky screen shows good things too, not just dark secrets!”
“I wonder what future me is like—did I finally marry my dream girl?”
Vincent Fang: “The lyrics of ‘The Landscape Scroll’ are amazing!”
“Who wrote this? I’d love to meet the lyricist!”
Meanwhile, the general public across timelines wasn’t focused on the song itself but on one shocking detail:
Zeng Yi actually had a lot of lyrics this time!
“Did you notice? Zeng Yi suddenly has so many lines!”
“Hahaha, look at Ling Hua trying hard not to laugh on stage!”
“Now it’s her turn to slack off!”
“‘The Landscape Scroll’ is great, but have you realized something?”
“Ever since Zeng Yi got more lines, Phoenix Legend’s songs have become harder to sing!”
“Exactly! Back in the day, we’d fight over Zeng Yi’s parts at karaoke!”
“Maybe in the future, people will be fighting over Ling Hua’s parts instead!”
The sky screen’s revelations continued:
[After Zeng Yi got more lines, Phoenix Legend’s songs became ‘listen-only’!]. [Sure, Ling Hua’s parts are easy to sing, but how many people can actually rap Zeng Yi’s verses?]. [Determined Dragon Country fans, wanting to sing along to “The Landscape Scroll” at concerts, practiced relentlessly beforehand—some even brought lyric books!]. [Still, many complained: Phoenix Legend’s songs are getting too hard to sing!]. [Zeng Yi’s extra lines made the songs sound better and less ‘rustic,’ but now they’re impossible to perform!!!].2017 Timeline
In the recording studio, Zeng Yi and Ling Hua were amused to see how hard future fans worked just to sing along.
Ling Hua grinned. “Looks like in the future, I’ll be the one slacking off!”
“But seriously, ‘The Landscape Scroll’ is incredible!”
Zeng Yi smirked proudly. “Of course!”
“The composition and lyrics are top-tier!”
“But the best part? The performers!”
Ling Hua chuckled, then asked curiously:
“Zeng Yi, do you think ‘The Landscape Scroll’ is Old Zhang’s work?”
Zeng Yi thought for a moment and shook his head. “I don’t think so.”
“This song’s style is completely different from his usual stuff.”
The “Old Zhang” they referred to was Zhang Chao, Phoenix Legend’s longtime producer—a genius known as the “Hitmaker.”
Songs like “Lady Shexiang” and “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style” were his creations.
Ling Hua nodded. “I agree.”
“So… who wrote ‘The Landscape Scroll’ then?”
2015 Timeline
In a house in Northeast China, a young man watched Zeng Yi’s performance on the sky screen in shock.
He frantically pulled out a lyric book from his drawer and flipped to a specific page.
The words matched the song almost perfectly.
His hands trembled. “T-This… ‘The Landscape Scroll’ is my work?”
“Phoenix Legend sang a song I wrote?!”
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