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Chapter 362 - 362 361 Confronting the Human Emperor

362: Chapter 361: Confronting the Human Emperor 362: Chapter 361: Confronting the Human Emperor Surely, this was a case of great skill fostering boldness.

The Human Emperor didn’t mind his current predicament at all, confidently striding towards these undead skeletons of the Demon World, casually waving his folding fan.

Su Ran had to admit, he was truly a dragon among men!

It was such a waste: posturing before a bunch of skeletons that couldn’t possibly reciprocate his advances nor appreciate his charm.

His good looks were utterly wasted on these undead!

“Huh?

This little snake feels familiar.

Where have I seen it before?”

The Human Emperor thought for a moment, then suddenly realised.

He quickly closed his fan and tapped it in his hand, “The Primordial Great Snake, the pet of the Dark Honored One in Demon World!

Little python, congratulations on recovering your strength.

Don’t forget to convey my regards to the Dark Honored One!”

“Hiss…”

The Primordial Great Snake’s eyes were like nails, filled with anger.

It was like a fully drawn bow, poised to release an arrow at any time, ready to launch a fierce attack on this suave Human Emperor.

“Oh yes, since you have already left the Rebirth Space, this means the old Dark Honored One has passed away.

What a pity, losing a worthy opponent.”

The Human Emperor sighed, reminiscing about things from millions of years ago.

Sadly, times and landscapes had changed….

“Little Python, how could you disappoint me so!

Several millions of years have passed and you’ve chosen to degrade yourself by joining forces with these low-level undead.

You are a disgrace to the Dark Honored One!”

At the mention of the Dark Honored One, the Primordial Great Snake’s eyes turned blood red.

Its large body suddenly arched up, ready to attack this hypocritical Human Emperor!

“Stand back, I’ll deal with this.”

Su Ran stepped forward, blocking the now enraged Great Snake.

He was eager to vent his frustration.

Bullying a beast that couldn’t talk, what a ‘brave’ man he was!

If he wanted to fight, fight with him!

The Human Emperor was surprised by how Su Ran managed to calm down the furious snake.

He asked curiously, “Little Skeleton, you seem different from the other five.

What makes you special?”

“No shit!

If I were like them, I wouldn’t have come out.”

Su Ran replied impatiently.

He wondered, why was this emperor so inquisitive?

“Little Skeleton, could you tell me how you managed to tame the ancient rare beast, the Primordial Great Snake?

In ancient times, this python was notoriously untamed even I couldn’t control it, and had to give up!”

The Human Emperor’s eyes sparkled with curiosity, his heart burning with his love for gossip.

So, this Primordial Great Snake was famous even in ancient times!

Su Ran’s eyes lit up, and his gaze towards the Great Snake changed.

“Hey, hey, hey, why are you the only one asking questions?

It’s my turn now!”

Having no intention of answering his question, Su Ran flipped the situation in his own favour.

The Human Emperor, amused by the little skeleton, nodded lightly and said, “Please, ask away.”

“Seriously, you’re the worst emperor ever.

You have no army and do everything yourself.

If you don’t know how to use your power, why are you even the emperor of the Human Race?

You’re a disgrace to your ancestors.”

Regardless of the darkening color on the emperor’s face, Su Ran continued, “Just think about it, we, a couple of undead skeletons, could easily break into the royal capital, even the forbidden prison.

Isn’t that a slap in your face?”

The glowing face of the Human Emperor immediately clouded over, his mood as gloomy as a rain cloud.

If there was an award for offending someone with a single sentence, Su Ran would surely win it.

“Feeling embarrassed, aren’t you?

That’s right, a filthy alien like you even got the military decree, what’s wrong with your brain?

Did a fart blow it up?”

With a face full of contempt, Su Ran continued to provoke the Human Emperor, “In my opinion, the reign of the Imperial City and Royal Capital will end with your generation.

The next time I’m free, I’ll dig up all eighteen generations of your ancestors.

I wonder if they’ll stuff you back into the womb and start over!”

“Oh, by the way, I won’t charge a cent for digging up your ancestors’ graves.

It’s purely volunteer work!”

Su Ran, never one to shy away from trouble, stoked the fire again.

“You!”

Only now did the Human Emperor feel the seething rage that the Primordial Great Snake had shown earlier, and his fury surpassed it, shaking all over.

For the first time in millions of years, he was disrespected.

That damned Undead Skeleton must have had a wolf’s heart and a leopard’s gall!

“You sharp-tongued Undead Skeleton, so eager to die, then this Emperor grants you your wish!

I will tear out your spine and feed it to the dogs!”

The Human Emperor’s teeth clattered as he directed his anger towards the audacious skeleton, his full force spilling out, overwhelming Su Ran and forcing him to stagger back.

However, at that moment, the Primordial Great Snake rushed to Su Ran’s aid, rearing its body to fend off the immense pressure.

“Feed it to the dogs?

Heh, you’ll need to grow a dog’s face first!

Unbelievable, the grand Emperor of the Human Race lost his temper so quickly.

Unable to win with words, you resort to violence, have you no shame?

Baby Emperor, not to be rude, but if you want to argue with me, I could spray you to death three times over!”

Protected by the Primordial Great Snake, Su Ran felt much better, and continued to provoke the all-high Human Emperor.

He suddenly found that the angrier the Human Emperor got, the happier he became.

Was this a form of distorted enjoyment?

“Arrrgh, damnable skeleton!

Only by tearing you to pieces can I relieve the hatred in my heart!!!”

The Human Emperor felt like he was about to pass out from his rage, and he roared angrily.

His body’s energy surged and rustled, all converging on his Ivory Folding Fan.

Gathering his energy into force, he suddenly swung it at Su Ran!

“Whoosh~!”

Wild winds howled, transforming into a fierce beast that roared and pounced directly at Su Ran!

“Bring it on!”

With the help of the Great Primordial Snake, Su Ran skittered up into the sky, easily dodging this long-range attack.

After this strike, Su Ran was surprised to find that the grand Human Emperor before him turned out to be a hidden Wind Mage!

“You got yours, now feel mine!”

Su Ran held the Illusion Demon Stone Sword, stimulated the Thunder elements contained in the Heavenly Thunder Bead, and instantly released a Lightning Draw trick.

The “zap” was heard, and a thick bolt of lightning appeared out of nowhere, attacking the Human Emperor from above.

“Hmph, an unremarkable trick!”

The Human Emperor didn’t notice Su Ran’s Heavenly Thunder Bead, and when he saw the lightning attacking him, he moved easily like a gust of wind, dodging this powerful lightning attack.

“So, it turns out you’re a hidden Thunder Mage and own the Treading on Air Technique, the Dark Honored One has favored you!

Little skeleton, it’s an honor to die at my hand!”

The Human Emperor was a bit surprised, he didn’t expect a small undead to be a hidden profession and also get the inheritance of the Dark Honored One!

He made up his mind secretly that he must nip this peculiar skeleton in the bud!

He cannot let it grow, otherwise, the Demon World will have another great warrior in the near future!

The Skeleton Saint confined in the Demon Tower was a very real example!

Suddenly.

The Primordial Great Snake sprung into a leap, rushed towards the slightly distracted Human Emperor with the speed of an arrow!

The moment it approached the Human Emperor, its tail turned into a fierce whip and lashed hard at the abhorrent Human Emperor!