Online Game: Crazy Skeleton
Chapter 360 - 360 359 Anything That Can Be Solved With Gold Isn't A Problem

360: Chapter 359: Anything That Can Be Solved With Gold Isn’t A Problem 360: Chapter 359: Anything That Can Be Solved With Gold Isn’t A Problem “I hope that the immortal can give me some guidance.”

Su Ran hurriedly pulled out the mysterious mirror from his bladder and carefully handed it to Daoist Wang.

He knew that this Dream-seeking Mirror was about to shine with its true brilliance!

“Huff, huff!”

Daoist Wang took the mirror in both hands, his eyes locked tightly on the dim, lightless surface.

His gaze was so intense that bloodshot veins appeared in his eyes, his breathing grew heavier, and his hands began to shake.

This alarmed Su Ran.

He noticed that the old man’s face was flushed and he was struggling to breathe.

And what if this induced a heart attack?

If the old man kicked the bucket all of a sudden, Su Ran would be really depressed.

Without Daoist Wang playing his part, the clue to the Dream-seeking Mirror would be lost, meaning the mirror could not be authenticated and hence, it would never be usable.

Now who would he turn to?

“Immortal, you need to take it easy, it’s nothing to be excited about!”

Su Ran quickly moved forward and tried to persuade him.

“Nonsense!”

Daoist Wang glared at Su Ran, “This is a divine object from legend!

Your disrespect is very rude!

Never mind, you wouldn’t understand even if I told you.

It’s like playing music to a cow!”

Oh great, here I am acting out of good heart and this old man is being tough.

Fine, he is old and I’ll not lower myself to his level.

Do remember one thing, I have received nine years of compulsory education and I do know how to respect and care for elders!

“Immortal, are you saying…

this is a divine object?”

Su Ran tried to look shocked, but halfway through, he found himself failing to keep up the act.

He suddenly felt silly.

Even with his acting prowess, Daoist Wang would not be able to see it!

Daoist Wang clutched the Dream-seeking Mirror, as if he was holding an attractive maiden – rather a fascinating thought.

After a while, he made a tough decision and said to Su Ran, “This object is full of spirituality, which cannot be determined by common means.

Luckily, I have a bottle of Heaven and Earth Spirit Liquid, which can remove the dust covering the divine object, and thus reveal its bright moonlight glory.

What do you think?”

Stop the nonsense.

Did I come to you for fun if I am not looking for authentication?

“It is entirely up to the immortal.” Su Ran said very respectfully.

Despite his hoarse voice, his sincerity was evident.

“But this Heaven and Earth Spirit Liquid is extremely rare.

I trekked through mountains and rivers, endured great hardships, passed through eighty-one trials before I obtained this liquid.

If I just use it up now, I will feel really reluctant.

This…”

Su Ran was speechless.

He looked at Daoist Wang’s reluctance to part with it and his hesitation, it was all too familiar to Su Ran.

He suddenly remembered how he had squeezed benefits from the Rakshasa in the Rebirth Gate.

However, this move was really effective and did manage to get vomit and a fart…

Cough cough, let’s not recall the past, better to deal with this tricky old man first.

“Whoosh.”

Su Ran pulled out a handful of shiny coins from his bladder and handed them to Daoist Wang.

He said apologetically “Immortal, I understand your hardship.

But I don’t have any rare object that I can exchange with you.

I can only use these vulgar things to compensate for your loss.

Please don’t make it difficult for us.

After all, it is cruel to let a treasure stay covered in dust.”

“Whoosh!”

Before Su Ran could finish his sentence, the gold coins in his hand disappeared.

As for where they went, Su Ran didn’t see it.

Either way, Daoist Wang hadn’t moved and was still standing seriously in front of him.

Such speed!

Su Ran’s eyes widened in disbelief.

His gaze towards Daoist Wang was mixed with astonishment.

My goodness, is this old man’s speed defying the heavens?

“Cough, cough.”

Daoist Wang coughed and said solemnly to Su Ran without any expression on his face, “I can barely accept the compensation of gold coins and the matter of the spirit item is also settled.

But this mirror is a divine gift, and trying to forcibly authenticate it is peeping into the secrets of the heavens, which is very disrespectful to the rules of the Heavenly Dao.

You will have to accept the punishment of reducing your lifespan!

My time is already very short, this…”

Su Ran glanced at Daoist Wang’s melancholic expression and unconsciously curled his lips.

Stop waiting, let’s break the bank!

Facing such an old man, in the real world, he’s one of those who’ll take advantage of everything!

It’s a wonder why the Human Emperor holds him in such high regard!

“Whoosh!”

“Immortal, these gold coins…”

Su Ran took out another handful of gold coins.

Before he could finish speaking, a breeze blew, and the gold coins in his hand magically disappeared.

Seeing this, Su Ran couldn’t help but exclaim, “My goodness, where are my gold coins?!”

He’d been staring at the gold coins all along!

He couldn’t even keep up with this old man’s speed with his eyes, so isn’t this just too abnormal?

Phough, no woman is fond of a man who finishes too quickly, no wonder you don’t have a wife!

Thinking about this, Su Ran was filled with righteous indignation looking at Daoist Wang’s satisfied expression.

“Young hero, I am grateful.”

Daoist Wang grinning from ear to ear, stroked his beard and said, “This Daoist is also making a great sacrifice.

Even if this divine mirror costs me my lifespan, so be it!

However, to ascertain the qualities of the divine mirror, the Spirit Liquid must completely merge with the mirror and this will take roughly the amount of time as incense takes to completely burn.

During this period, I must completely close my senses and can’t be disturbed by any means.

Otherwise, if the appraisal fails, all the previous efforts will be wasted!”

“Young hero, this Daoist doesn’t have any attendants.

I need you to protect me during this process and not let anyone enter this place!”

“As long as I can help the immortal, I will do my best.”

Seeing the serious look on Daoist Wang’s face, Su Ran readily agreed, though in his heart he grumbled, is he joking?

I only have the time of an incense stick burning, how can I waste all of it on him!

However, to be able to restrain Daoist Wang through the Dream-seeking Mirror, this is an unexpected delight.

“Young hero, just watch.

The Heaven and Earth Spirit Liquid is a very unique and rare thing!

Today, let’s broaden your horizons!”

After saying this, Daoist Wang carefully took out a small bottle of liquid from his bundle and shook it in front of Su Ran.

Su Ran concentrated on watching.

The milky white liquid almost blinded his eyes at the first sight.

Cough cough, I can make this type of fluid…

Back to the subject.

Daoist Wang sat down, closed off his senses and began to integrate with the Dream-seeking Mirror.

Su Ran seized the opportunity to sneak out of the Daoist Wang’s mansion and head towards the Royal Capital dungeon.

He was about to complete his second task, the prison break!

As for the protection Daoist Wang had asked for, it was already long forgotten by Su Ran.

He didn’t have the time to serve this guy!

“This is it!”

Based on the Royal Capital map markings, Su Ran easily arrived at the tightly guarded Royal Capital dungeon.