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Chapter 82: Dog Pile Of Boobs?

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Chapter 82: Dog Pile Of Boobs? by Harem-Fan

     As Rias, Gasper, and I came out of the building, we saw...

     Whoosh Boom~! Azazel falls from the sky, and gets buried in the side of the old schoolhouse!

     I looked up and saw Vali floating next to Katerea Leviathan?

     Once again I'm reminded that events aren't like the anime at all.

     Those two weren't together in the show!

     Step Step Pat Pat~! Out of the rubble, Azazel walks out dusting off his clothing, and he smiles at me.

     "Kid, are you good so far? It is exactly as you said!"

     I nodded to him, but protected Rias, as I won't underestimate these two.

     Azazel looked up at Vali and said...

     "Hey Vali... Seems kinda stupid to fight with crazy people that just want to kill everything, right?"

     Vali just shrugs and says, like an Emo Tsundere...

     "Peace is for weaklings, and won't let me fight the strongest foes! I like my freedom over here. Thanks for all the help, but this bird will just spread his wings and do as my whims see fit."

     Katerea just taunts the Governor General of Grigori.

     "We will just have to reform this Godless world... blah blah blah... Too bad you won't be around to see it Azazel, now die!"

     At this point Azazel leaps into the sky, with his 10 Leader Class black wings...

     I then watched him use his badass Artificial Sacred Gear, and activated his Balance Breaker: Another Armor!

     It looks really badass and looks good with his wings, but...

     Had I known now that Azazel would give Asia that Artificial Gear in the future, I would've stabbed him with Ascalon!

     Boom Boom Boom~! The fight between the two seems to be exactly as the anime portrayed... Just more intense in real life.

     The Snake power Katerea Leviathan is using from Ophis just feels a bit disgusting to me!

     I feel like being hugged by a steroid user that hasn't showered for a week!

     It is the only way to describe its aura.

     The power of the Infinity Dragon used by a Dragon would feel normal, but when another person is running it through their body, to boost their own power, it feels off.

     Vali found his target and flew off...

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     My group of three doesn't stay to watch this unfold...

     We headed over to the barrier the leaders erected, to protect Grayfia while she attempted to decode the portal in the sky.

     I summoned Roshi in his giant black Sage Turtle form, and put Asia and Gasper on his back... Because his barrier shields are no joke...

     [Roshi, protect these two for me, got it?]

     As golden magic barriers form over his body, his deep voice was heard.

     [Got it Master... Protect Holy Tits and Tiny Tots!]

     When Gasper heard his name given by Roshi, he covered his nipples?!

     No Gasper, you're supposed to cover your nuggets, sigh...

     So I don't have to worry about those two for now!

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     Rias and Sona have combined both Peerages  together...

     Buzz Buzz Buzz~! I'm holding up a large triple-layered crimson defensive Barrier Shield in-front of the main casters, while our hand-to-hand members assassinate the Magicians one-by-one.

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     Boom Explosion Bang~! Unlike the show, there is no one just standing and watching one fight at a time...

     All these battles happen at once, so paying attention is hard.

     In the distance I saw Vali has started his Scale Mail fight with Issei...

     [Fuck this is bad.]

     Bang Boom~! I can't move to help Issei right now, and Issei doesn't have Ascalon in this life!

     [Dammit, who can I help right now?]

     I look over at Roshi, who endlessly is throwing up golden Barrier Shield after Barrier Shield, annoying the Magicians, and looking at Gasper!

     [Gasper! Do you think you can Freeze that Portal in the sky now? Rias really needs it to be closed like yesterday, and I need to save Issei!]

     I have to prod him, because it seems he wasn't in a hurry to prove himself.

     "I will try Matsuda!"

     Gasper removes his limiter bracelet, and focuses on the circle in the sky!

     Buzz Crack Shatter~! Shortly... he is able to overload it, but like in the show, he passes out...

     Asia fortunately holds him.

     I yell to Roshi.

     [Take them back to the leader's barrier with Grayfia, and hide... It's going to get ugly soon.]

     Thud Thud Thud~! Roshi turns tail and ran fast to Grayfia's side, and he never looks at or talks about her boobs for some reason?! (Roshi has survival instincts.)

     Grayfia now doesn't have to focus on the portal anymore.

     [Akeno and Tsubaki, take over Barrier Shield duty for me, I have to go!]

     It looks like Azazel is about to end his fight with the suicide Devil.

     Tsubaki has gone into body guard mode, next to Akeno who was there, for Rias and Sona.

     Oh fuck me I see Vali giving Issei his fucking Avenger speech to piss him off...

     I gotta get there fast, or Issei will be forced into an uncontrollable Juggernaut Drive, fucking Vali!

     [Rias, I need you to cover me now! Issei is going to need my help... And everyone else will retreat to Grayfia now!]

     I will end up doing something borderline stupid!

     The aura the two Dragons are unleashing won't let me get close either...

    So I will have only a small window to clip Vali's ambitions...

     I don't want Issei to shave off his lifespan for that vanishing power... that is just stupid!

     He has loved ones that would be sad.

     [Looks like I will have to transform my body into the Power of Creation Form, like Sirzechs Destruction Form... Can I survive it though?]

     While I was watching the fight between the two Heavenly Dragons...

     Flap Flap~! Kalawarna flew next to me, and said.

     "Mat, what are you planning?!"

     I can't smile at her because of my Satan Ranger form, but I love her, for her care.

     [My Love, pull back now with the rest, I'm going to do a big move, and I don't know how much control I have over my power yet... So I don't want any distractions... Now go my Angel!]

     She looks at me in anger.

     "No! I won't leave your side. No suicidal moves for you! So if you want to be a Hero, then make sure I don't get hurt!"

     I just roll my eyes, because she is stubborn as fuck!

     (Mat didn't notice his dangerous mindset just now, because his move would have killed himself had he tried it, and Kala noticed the suicidal battle style of martyrs.)

     Why can't she just be a good Wife, and do what I ask?

     At this moment when Vali created a pair of large Demonic Bolts to throw, one was aimed at Issei and the other at us?!

     [Fuck you Vali! Second Stage!]

     Here I'm not bothering anyone, just talking to Kala and this bitch wants to nuke me!

     Before the nuke can reach us...

     The voice of Morgan Freeman, as loud as the two Dragons' Voice's echoes in the Kuoh Academy...

     [Second Stage]

     [10...]

     I infused my body with all of Ascalon's Holy and Dragon Slaying power.

     This time, my Gremory Symbol is gold color (holy magic), as a gold circular mirror was put up in front of us.

     Normally casting the spell [Reflection] is costly, but it's free now... so I use it to send back Vali's nuke!

     Unlike the Mirror Alice of Tsubaki, this spell only sends back the normal amount of Power...

     Whoosh Buzz Whoosh~! But dumbass is stronger, thanks to sucking Issei's strength, so ya sucks to be him!

     [Kala, give me 8 seconds, be back soon!]

     [9...]

     I cast a [Absorption Body Armor] a shield over my body that absorbs damage at the cost of Magic or Demonic Power... but yup it's free right now.

     I can now enter their close range, and absorb the Dragon Aura they are throwing out!

     Simultaneously I use wingless flight with my 2 pairs of wings, and almost teleport behind Vali before his nuke blast comes back to him!

     Swoosh Flap Flap~! My wings stop my movement, and both Vali and Issei can see I have arrived behind Vali as well.

     [8...]

     Bang! Vali punches me with a backhand to drain me of strength...

     [Divide]

     But it couldn't do it, and Albion shouts to his partner...

     [Impossible! I cannot divide him! Vali watch-out!]

     Flash Sizzle~! I cast [Sun Burst], and yes everyone gets the DBZ Solar Flare special!

     Bang~! And Vali gets one of my kicks infused with Ascalon's power in the wings on his back!

     Even blind Vali turns to face me!

     [7...]

     Blinded, in pain, and now pissed... because his one trump-card can't halve my power.

     Vali prepares to hit me... But wait.. was there not a Vali special inbound?

     Boom~! Yup it hit him in his back.

     And due to fuzzy vision, dumbass turns thinking it was me...

     Bang~! So I axe-kicked him in his wings again, while he was in pain from his own shot.

     His one wing which I hit twice is now cracking in half, reducing his speed.

     [Boost Boost Boost Boost...]

     Sounds like Issei is charging while his vision recovers, smart!

     [6...]

     [How are you doing this?]

     Bang~Bang! Vali throws a punch at me, as his vision is rapidly recovering, and I counterpunch.

     I get thrown back, due to his strength, but his right arm is broken due to Dragon Slaying and Holy, and battered up to the elbow!

     [5...]

     I responded with...

     [I cheated, duh!]

     I created 20 golden Holy Lightning Lances, and hurled them at Vali...

     Whiff Slitch Sizzle~! He managed to deflect or dodge most of them, but 2 still got him one in the waist, and the other his left leg!

     [Boost Boost Boost...]

     [4...]

     [Holy Lightning] ×6...

     From above, the 6 crimson Gremory circles form ready to drop the mountain smashing attack!

     Vali, seeing this, puts up a Defensive Shield.

     [3...]

     As the white bolts prepare to fall, I do a dick move and cast it... [Sun Burst]

     Flash Sizzle~! With Vali's vision impaired blocking the bolts will prove difficult, as he can only divide so many of them, before his Sacred Gear resets!

[2]

     Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom~!

     [Divide Divide Divide...]

     Vali does his best to block what he can, but this Holy damage is rough, even for him, but he is holding on strong!

     [Ascalon Away!]

     Slitch Puff~! As Vali blocked most of the damage, he looked down to see a Dragon Slaying Holy Sword running through his torso.

     Due to the blinding spell and all the lightning, he didn't expect the sword attack!

     Hell he didn't even know I had a sword!

     Albion couldn't block this attack at all.

     [1...]

     [Okay Ddraig, I made the fight even now, good luck! Satan Gold Vanish!]

     Fwoosh~! Retracting my blade, I used the last of my power to dive into the earth, and move horizontally to near Kala...

     Issei roars!

     [Dragon Shoooooooot~!]

     [0...]

     Boom~! And a beam of royal blue (Sitri Devil) Demonic Energy squarely hits poor Vali, as his Divine Dividing Sacred Gear has not reset!

     One mangled arm, a nice hole in his stomach, and wounds all over his body...

     Vali looked stupidly at the spot I dove into, there was no trace of upturned earth there?!

     Issei, who studied under the tactics of Dick Matsuda, had fled the moment he shot...

     While Vali looked around for another of my sneak attacks...

     I cast [invisibility] and rose out of the ground, grabbed and princess-carried Kala to the main group...

     Yup, I'm hauling ass, no need to risk my life, right?

     He is fucked up, and I did my job...

     Asia already started to heal Issei as he came to the group as I arrived.

     Boom Shatter~! As Vali saw Issei pull back, he heard his teammate arrive, shattering the barrier around the school!

     "Oh, ho ho, Vali, we have retreat orders... Um, Who beat you up?"

     As I removed my Balance Breaker, I kinda feel funny that Vali has almost forgotten about me... Oh, That's right!

     I drop my invisibility magic and yell.

     "Hello Bikou, and Vali thanks for the fun, let's not do it again!"

     Vali sees me in the middle of all the Satan-Class and a Super-Devil as protection... Made him look like he ate Precious Poop!

     As Bikou was opening his portal to go, he told Vali...

     "Headquarters sent me because you didn't return when the mission failed. We are fighting the Earth Gods and The North Gods, so it is time to go!" 

      I throw out a phrase I have been itching to say to him all this time...

     "Hey Vali... If you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes! Say hi to Odin for me!"

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      The pair left just like that...

     Squish Squish Squish~! Before I could catch my breath, I found myself under a dog pile of boobs!

     I can't even tell whose boobs are whose?

     Holy fuck... Never did I imagine a boob pile!

     As the pile let me breath, I noticed the last 3 girls holding me are...

     Rias on my back, Kala on my left, and damn she broke maid mode...

     Yup, Grayfia on my right, and all they are holding me tight.

     Thanks to Kala I didn't do something dumb again...

     Okay she did good...

     Now I just want to sleep, but cleaning up must happen first.

     I say to the women around me...

     "I love you all, and am glad you're safe!"

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