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Chapter 77: Ascalon?

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Chapter 77: Ascalon? by Harem-Fan

     I just left my coffeehouse date with my new girlfriend Yura, and teacher Kyouko...

     We spoke for about an hour, while the both of us gave Kyouko the lowdown on the crazy supernatural world we live in.

     We exchanged contact information, and Yura and I each gave her our Devil flyers with the things we can do for her.

     I told her to use it if she found herself in a pinch again, like today.

     She seemed to be very excited by the information we told her, as she was feeling like a pariah not knowing about what her Sacred Gear was, and why she had it.

     I told her I was impressed she hid it so long.

     When we gave her the flyer I explained about Yura and I being Devils, and surprisingly she seemed fine with it.

     I did point out that I was Human like her a while back, but died in that same park some time ago.

     She seemed sad about that for some reason?

     On her way from parting with us she said...

     "Once again thank you for saving my life, and thanks for the coffee! See you next time!"

     Then she rushed off home.

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     I looked at Yura, and said to her...

     "Let me walk you home, because I have a VIP contract to go to."

     So the both of us held hands, and when I dropped her off, I was rewarded with a nice kiss that lasted a few minutes...

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     An hour later...

     I'm at Azazel's luxury apartment, and he is letting me in for our weekly chat.

     I came early, due to the incident in the park.

     "Hey kid what's going on, normally you would just throw me a circle, is something bothering you?"

     He throws me a cold can of Diet Coke, due to knowing my preference, while he drinks his alcohol.

     Pop Sip~! I took a sip then told him about what I experienced, and saw a woman that looked like Raynare...

     So using my illusion magic, I projected an image of both Raynare and Yuuma, and what he told me startled me...

     "Kid I hate to break this to you, but the younger one you call Yuuma is the true Raynare, I have never seen that older version there. My guess is she saw that woman in Kuoh Town and figured she was close enough in her own looks, and used her face and body as a disguise, to hide from my group..."

"It is interesting she used her real looks to seduce you, but while dealing with the Exorcists and Freed, she went with the other look... If I were to ponder, she planned on killing that Human woman to leave a convincing Human identity for whatever crime she was planning to throw off any Exorcist... That's all I can guess, since she is dead. Try asking Kalawarna to verify."

     "This is insane... What I know from my visions is distorted... I was really losing my mind there for a bit, also I hope that the Magician won't mess things up?"

     I'm a bit worried that I alerted someone from the Khaos Brigade.

     Azazel just laughs.

     "Haha, Nope, those low ranking members die all the time, just like in the park... They seem to forcefully recruit members, and brainwash them."

     Because I may not see Azazel till the meeting, I warn him.

     "Alright, just remember to watch your back around Vali during the event, he has already been approached by the Infinity Dragon Ophis. Also I have to stop him before he uses Half Dimension..."

"I can't kill him because he isn't a real bad guy... he is just being a battle maniac right now... But the thought of him hurting my unborn baby is killing me inside... I don't want to kill him out of anger!"

     Azazel just said to me.

     "Kid, we older guys don't like to interfere with your youngster fights, but I promise you, if your loved ones will be harmed by his power, I will step in. So try to keep a cool head, and don't do something stupid, like using the [Throne of God] to punish him... Just fight and learn from one another... If all is going to happen as you say, then Vali is just trying to get Issei motivated."

     I unclench my fists, that I didn't know I had clenched, then I say.

     "Thanks, I know you helped raise him, so I hate the idea of going overboard... I also want to remind you. when you fight that Leviathan bitch, don't worry if you have to cut off a limb or something, I can heal it back later!"

     "Haha, Sure kid... I can't believe I will be forced to act, I'm looking forward to it! Oh, On a side note, you got a nice harem kid! You did a number on Kalawarna... 4-gold wings, damn that is impressive Kid..."

"The one that really surprised me was how the hell you swung the Ultimate Queen?! Plus you incited two future heads into marrying you!? No offense kid, but you have the best dog-shit luck! I'm impressed even with all the harems I have had in the past!"

     Gulp~! He just downs another drink.

     "Damn Azazel, I'm screwed! No matter how hard I try, girls keep coming and I don't know how to stop it? I just had two members get added thanks to Akeno! Oh~shit did you pass the message I left to her Dad by the way?"

     He smiles.

     "For 3 days he was blowing things up in anger that you married her, and have consummated your relationship... But when he calmed down and found out what you have been doing for her, you know her Hybrid casting, and accepting her... The old guy calmed and I saw him smile secretly... So I don't think he will try to kill you on sight, haha!"

     Azazel is hoping for a good show... bastard!

     Little did I know that Azazel found my first lover, to fuck with me at the Summit!

     Ring~♪ Ring~♪! At this moment I receive a cellphone call from Rias...

     [It is after 10, are you coming home? Are you alright, and are you missing me?]

     "Rias, yes to all 3 of your questions, I'm just finishing up with one of my regulars, and I will be right home! Just be sexy and I will hug you all night, but we're only sleeping... I need to rest for Saturday, and I love you."

     [Hurry! I'm already naked! And love you too! *Mwah* Click do do do...]

     "Looks like your Big Bang Crimson Cannon is in need of loving, hah!"

     He just makes fun of me.

     Fling~! Then he throws me a wrist bangle.

     "Here use this on the Bishop when you rescue him... He may be stable, but he will have some issues being hooked up to their formation, this will just stabilize him..."

"Also, I analyzed your blood and it should work about as well as Issei's for him, if needed in the future! The life force you have is on par with the Dragons and strongest Youkai, about as strong as a Half God."

     He then waves me off...

     "Go Vali is coming to chat, see you then, partner in crime, and I will bring someone to the meeting, you will love it!"

     I then beat-feet to go home for a nice cuddle-session from my sexy pillow...

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     Damn I'm turning into a Rias simp hard core.

     It is like her standing in my heart goes up, with every lap pillow!

     And when we are alone, she gets rid of that high and mighty princess status, and just wants me to be dominant with her...

     She really makes me feel like the King around here!

     Thanks Big G, you were right about her!

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     While Rias and I had pillow talk, I told her about the (anime) visions... in her alternate time after the talks...

     About how Rias would upgrade my home, and what her Father wanted to do, and what was made instead.

     So I told her ahead of time, to not change my parent's home, but build the mansion next to it!

     And instead of not having the maids be denied, to allow at least 10 of the best, so our kids will have loyal and trustworthy babysitters.

     I also promised to never-ever lay my hands on them! 

     So Rias agreed to my thoughts.

     It will be nice for my Mom and Dad to have the home to themselves, but be able to drop by at their ease.

     Plus my Mom isn't dumb enough to ignore them, building, while she sleeps...

     Who the fuck could believe that bullshit?! (Issei's parents in the LN, cough.)

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     I was so tired that night, I found myself in that strange dream-space again...

     Looking around me, I was standing in a devastated landscape, spanning about 300 feet?

     This must be where Heaven's Wrath fell on the Juggernaut Drive Dragon?

     "It is getting bad that I can now recognize this dream, or is it a trial?"

     I looked around, and the sky is black, and starless, but the moon was as bright as any on Earth...

     I find it strange that I always love looking to the moon? 

     "Is there something special about it, or someone? But why do I think of Grayfia?"

     I walked out of the ruins, and felt I needed to inspect the strange fog...

     There is no more castle, no Issei, and no anime harem members... Just a strange oily-feeling fog, and darkness in all directions.

     [Whimper...]

     Then I heard the sounds of a dying large animal?

     Then I could have sworn I heard a person, a man, talking, and crying?

     Step Step Step~! I walked in the direction the sound was coming from, and soon a huge pile of golden yellow fur, about 30 feet high and 30 feet wide came into view....

     I saw a large doglike creature on its side... and it looks like it will die soon.

     To get a clearer look, I move to the giant dog's head, then I notice it isn't a dog but a fox?

     This fog is making it difficult to see.

     It's golden yellow eyes, is half-closed, and looks sleepy...

     I feel pain looking at those gold eyes.

     Something is familiar about this fox, but I can't put my finger on it?

     Perhaps, maybe I met it in the Familiar Forest?

     I'm not sure about the fox... but I hate that rhyming Pokemon trainer!

     So I step in-front of the giant fox's snout, near its eyes...

     Mofu Mofu~! I pat its muzzle,and the fur is soft... the fox feels like its body heat is lowering.

     [Whimper...]

     It is moaning in pain, as it looks into my eyes.

     "Don't worry boy, I won't let you die here... This is a crappy place to die... Just don't eat me when I heal you, okay, haha?"

     Mofu Mofu~! I pet the giant fox to convey my feelings, because for some reason... I can't use my Sacred Gear animal-telepathy to talk to him.

     It is probably the trial?

     Or more likely, the fox isn't real.

     I begin casting my [Restoration] spell on the big fox, and as it gets healed by the golden light, it begins to fade into particles of light...

     I feel sadness even stronger than before... I don't think this fox wants to leave me yet?

     "Sorry buddy, this place isn't a good place to be... Go where you belong... And try not to have any regrets... I have learned to just live happily... Now go and find your happiness!"

     As the fox fully vanished from this foggy place, I heard the sound of a spectral fox cry, like it was reluctant to leave this space.

     I don't understand why anyone, or anything would want to be here?

     Is there anything good here?

     "I hope I wake up soon, and I hope I'm in the Rias pillows right now!"

     After an unknown amount of time my wish was granted...

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     I woke up at the Big Red's Pillow Party!

     Sniff~ SuckWarble~! She was startled, and I started sniffing, sucking, and motor-boating those fun-bags!

     "Ah~! Haha... Mat, what are you doing, haha?!"

     Rias was laughing hard, at the ticklish sensation, and my acting like a child at Christmas!

     "What in the World has gotten into you Dear?!"

     Rias happily asked me that.

     I smiled up into her blue eyes, and said...

     "I had a dream of being alone, and all I wanted was to be in your boobs, and my wish came true! So I was so happy and had to show them I loved them... Oh, And you too!"

     Smack~! She playfully slapped my forehead, and said.

     "Time for school, Mat. Oh! I totally forgot, but after school, go to Akeno's temple. You need to receive a gift from Heaven, I believe it is a sword!"

     I bolt upright, catching Rias off guard, and say.

     "Holy flying fuck! Why is Michael giving me Ascalon?!"

     I have destroyed the timeline!

     Nothing is going right.

     Issei should have gotten it?

     Why give it to me?

     Seeing my look Rias says.

     "I take it, it wasn't supposed to be your sword?"

     Squish~! I just plop my face into my woman's breasts once more, and mumble...

     "Rias I'm hiding here, and never coming out, alright? Don't let anyone know I'm in Heaven, and I won't leave here, sniff lick~!"

     She rolls her eyes at my childish antics, and says.

     "You're my man, so be a man, and get the damn sword my Hero!"

     I quickly stand naked in the bed, over Rias and salute.

     "I will obey my King by day, and then revolt at night! I shall retrieve the Sword of Rias!"

     She then grabs Lil Mat, who is also standing at attention, and slyly says.

     "I have my sword right here, now let me sheath it!"

     And I let Rias break the no sex rule...

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     One hour later, I embarked on my final quest before the Leaders Meeting!

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