(New Version) DxD: Matsuda?
Chapter 69: It’s A 69% Chance?

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Chapter 69: It's A 69% Chance? by Harem-Fan

     Anticipating these next few days, I overstocked our food and liquor cabinets...

     We will, or should have many guests after all.

     When my Mom and Dad asked, I just told them that with so many girlfriends, the odds of their parents visiting were high...

     Plus I bought everything on my own savings, so no biggie.

     I also called ahead to tell Mom to prepare good food, because I'm currently walking with Sirzechs and the group to my home.

     "Congratulations on your engagement, to the heiress of the Sitri clan!"

     Sirzechs stabs me with congratulations... So he is pissed at me for something, damn.

     Rias jumps in to defend her man from her big bad Bro...

    "He owed her a favor, and he is just fulfilling his oath as a Devil of Gremory!"

     She grabs my left arm, and pouts at her Brother... Cute!

     "I heard that as well, it seems our Matsuda not only defeated Sona in her prized game of chess, but all of his academic scores of the same 2 grade levels outstripped hers..."

"So to save the Sitri house's face, she had to claim him as her fiance, otherwise all suitors would be knocking at their door! I even know that Sona's parents will come to examine Matsuda."

     He just smiles at his sexy Sister!

     I just added.

     "Well it seems that Sona and I like the idea of the Gremory's and the Sitri's being indirectly connected. It would be great for both houses, especially after our fight with Riser."

     I shrug knowing in the short run, it really won't make a damn difference, when the worlds are in chaos.

     "Nice to see you're using your foresight to see the silver lining for the family... Now, how will you deal with her Sister?"

     He just casually throws the magical-girl grenade with no pin into my hands.

     I just put on my evil-smile, and state.

     "Easy... If she opposes the marriage, then I can back out of the deal, stating that the Devil King Leviathan doesn't approve of us, then with the grounds of political strife, I can end my damn agreement!"

     I'm so smart!

     No death cake for me please!

     Sadly, I would hate to break up with Sona though...

     "Your powers of precognition are very nice to have with negotiations... Rias was lucky to find such a good servant."

     Brother did you not see your maid's eyes twitch when you called me a servant in her face?

     Even if it is true... read the room!

     See now Rias is pissed at you, and I won't calm her down for you!

     "Big Brother! Let me get this straight, I didn't find him. He found me, and wanted me to be his King... So his glory is mine as well, plus he is the only man I will marry!"

     Rias just puffs out that illegal as hell chest of hers, and looks adorable.

     Damn, I noticed ever since we made love... I have turned into one of those Rias simps?

     Meh, Fuck it, when you get to plow her fields nearly every night, with such a hot woman, being a simp is a small price, Right?

     "Sorry Rias, I misspoke! Hah-aha..."

     Yup, don't drink that tea Grayfia makes you!

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     We finally got home, and my folks exchanged niceties with Rias' Brother...

     My Mom was disappointed when Grayfia was in her maid mode, and not baby-on-board mode.

     I could tell Grayfia wavered a bit, but in the end stuck to her role as a maid.

     Go Mom, you almost shattered her facade!

     My Dad had a few drinks with Sirzechs, and he thought my Dad was funny... in a clown kinda way I'm sure.

     I still caught my Mom occasionally walking by Grayfia, to pat her tummy... Mom she isn't even showing yet!

     Rias just looked annoyed when her Brother would talk about her past, and her funny moments.

     I don't understand why Rias flips out?

     That is what a family is supposed to do?!

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     When Grayfia went to get refreshments from the kitchen, I vanished to join her...

     From behind, I hugged her and asked.

     "Let me guess, I won't have you at my side tonight, right? I'm broken-hearted, you know?"

     She then pinched me for messing with her work mode, and said.

     "Unfortunately no, but when the Parent meetings happen you will have me. I will be off-duty for that day. Now take this, and go give Rias some attention before she blows a gasket!" 

     Mwah~! Grayfia kisses me, and shoves me back to the room, so I go back rubbing my side she crushed...

     She is cute!

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     So when I went back to the living-room, as Grayfia predicted, Rias was about to lose it...

     Mwah! I walked to her, and kissed her on the lips gently, and her rant vanished.

     "Dear, Mom and Dad are here, so put on your lovely face for them. I will give you a lap pillow as a reward!"

     I accidentally found out... Rias is weak to my lap pillows.

     I thought it was only a guy thing, but nope, she goes Coo-coo for Cocoa-Puffs!

     Her Brother was impressed she was so easily tamed!

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     So the night just passed, and it was time for bed...

     Much like what I remember in the anime, Sirzechs wanted male bonding time, and I was surprised to find Rias literally acted the same, even after our relationship was so secure.

     "Mat honey, will you be able to sleep without me? This is so unfair, I don't like it!"

     I guess she just wants to be on my side sleeping after all.

     It was funny to hear Grayfia pull her away, while saying...

     "I can't sleep with my Husband as well, so we shall go plot our revenge together, young miss!"

     Click! And as Grayfia and Rias left, I shut the door!

     I just look at Sirzechs, who is sleeping on a folding futon, and say...

     "Damn I'm so sorry about that... I know they're just kidding."

     I hope so.

     Click! Then the door opened again, and Asia and Xenovia came as well, and gave me goodnight kisses.

     But Xenovia killed me with...

     "I was planning on letting you take me tonight, to impregnate me my Lord, but I shall change to plan B, and ambush you in the classroom during school... I love you!"

     Click! Then the two left...

     Just when I thought I knew her... she changes direction on me.

     And wait, she didn't say an empty classroom, right?

     Holy fuck!

     While I sported an embarrassed red face, Sirzechs said to me.

     "Your house is lively and warm. No wonder Rias loves it so much! Sorry to put you off your normal agenda."

     Click Thud~! I lock the door and run back to my bed and jump in, like I found a treasure and say!

     "Thank you Sirzechs! I haven't had a free night alone in months! I will remember this sleep with glee! I will reminisce about tonight and tell my children how their Father once slept alone, by the order of the Devil King Lucifer, and I made it into my own personal holiday!"

     He just laughs at my over the top acting, watching me roll around the big bed.

     "That's right! Congratulations on your and Grayfia's good news. The family is excited to hear about her finally having a child... I must say that is really fast for Devils!"

     He just smiles and nods.

     I sat Indian-style, and said to him seriously.

      "Honestly, I'm suspicious about it... Both Grayfia and my 1st Wife got pregnant fast, and I had less attempts with them. But none of my other lovers have borne a child yet, and the attempts are massive in proportion..."

"I believe my Divine Protection from Father must play a small part in this. I feel if I truly want a child, my lover will have a greater chance, while if I wish to wait with my lover, it will be harder to conceive a child... This is only a guess!"

     I realized years later, this was the case... but accidents can and did happen, thanks to other Gods Blessings...

     Zechs nodded and said.

     "If that's the case, and I'm inclined to believe it... You're the most virile Devil in the Underworld... You even have the ability to give a woman a high chance to bear offspring... I think this is one of your Sacred Gears powers... It is the Sacred Gear of Creation after all!"

     My eyes were wide open... so wide, I was stunned!

     I just sat there stupidly, with my mouth wide open!

     Sirzechs cracked the code!

     "Can you hear me Matsuda?!"

     I was brought out of my shock, and sputtered...

     "U-Um... Yes, I-I was confirming things in my Sacred Gear, and you should be right... Please for the love of my life, don't tell anyone what we discovered please..."

"This could be used in a bad way... I know in the future it will be figured out, but with my low status this could affect the world negatively!"

     Yup getting locked up, like what they did to the Mother of Devils, isn't a life I want!

     Plus, it seems my will is needed, so they still can't get what they want, easily!

     "Sure as long as you keep one promise for me! Please protect and love Rias..."

     He just smiles at my expressions.

     I just smile and say...

     "She is the reason I'm here, and I will kill anyone that gets in my girls, cough, King's path!"

     Damn slip of the tongue!

     He just smiles and states.

     "Then I'm at peace leaving her to you... Oh, And from now on, just call me Big Brother, we will be family after all!"

     He then lays in his bed.

     "This will sound strange, Big Bro, but when you get back to the Underworld, I need you to set something up for me!"

     His interest peaked...

     I continued, based on his waiting expression...

     "Tell Sairaorg Bael, I want to cure his Mom! I have a 69% chance of curing her sleeping sickness!"

     I just looked him in the eyes, and waited for his response!

     "What! Can you cure this incurable disease?!"

     Sirzechs has never looked like this before!

     "Like I said... I'm 69% sure I can do this, but I won't use this special magic to cure every Devil... If noble Devil families wish for it... I will demand credit to become a high class noble in order to cure them..."

"But I want to cure his Mom, because he is a good Devil. His past is sad... And he deserves to have his Mom at his side! Also he will be family, right?"

     Now he is in serious mode, as internal affairs is his forte...

     "May I ask how you can do this, so I can explain this to others?"

     He is still shaken by this news...

     So I put up a security-magic barrier, to hide my actions.

     "Balance Breaker: Satan Gold... Second Stage!"

     [10... Chanting~ 9... Whisper~ 8... Chant~ 7...]

     During my 10-second countdown, I cast the God level heal, [Restoration]!

     This is the same spell I used in my Dream, to cure the women...

     It cures everything and anything, excluding things like curses...

     But poisons, scars, and old wounds all vanish in an instant!

     No one currently... Except a God with the knowledge of this spell, can cast this...

     Only the dead Biblical God himself could... It is basically a lost healing Miracle!

     Buzz~! As the light passed over both of us, Sirzechs examined his body, and found all hidden afflictions and injuries from hundreds of years gone like a lie...

     All of my lower-back pain was gone too!

     "Why can this Holy Light heal Devils?!"

     He is in denial, due to the fact there are no records of this... 

     And even Asia's Twilight Healing is not Holy Light.

     I just asked him if the world was round or flat...

     "Who said God hated Devils?"

     Click Flash~! His expression just earned a flash from my smartphone camera, for a gift to Rias!

     After a while, he calmed down his thoughts, and asked seriously...

     "Understood, what should I tell him you want for this grace?"

     The Devil King is back!

     "I don't want anything from him..."

     Sirzechs shook his head and taught me...

     "We Devil's grant wishes for a price... Angels do charity... Fallen Angels take... So request something as payment, or the other nobles will look down on the Gremory."

     Um... Wait, is there something he could help me with?!

     "Um... I'm not sure I should say it in front of Rias's Brother?"

     I'm blushing like an idol fan at a concert with a backstage pass!

     Sirzechs is super amused at what I would request, so he holds in his laugh and says...

     "I am currently negotiating as the Devil King, and not Rias's Brother, so state your desires?!"

     I looked unsure, and I know this will bite me in the ass later, but fuck it... I want no regrets in this life!

     "If she isn't in a relationship with anyone, could he bring his Bishop, Coriana Andrealphus, along? I-I have seen her in my visions, and I-I just wanted to see her beauty in the flesh... Fuck I'm a pervert for the hot secretary type!"

"Alright, don't tell anyone... I feel ashamed about this, but she was just so hot. I don't want her to do anything for me, it's not like I want her or something... It's just my lust-filled wish to meet her! Sorry I'm scum! If she has someone in her life, just don't bring her, and I will still cure Mrs Bael no problem!"

     I just bow in shame to Sirzechs, due to acting like Issei... but Coriana Andrealphus was one of my dream girls from the 4th DxD season.

     And to meet her in a non-cartoon body, is to die for!

     "I'm surprised that is all you would want, Mat... Most Devils would demand for her hand and body, just to help him. You're a special kind of Devil, but I see no problem with it, haha!"

     "Fuck-balls... I'm going to sleep now, and pretend I said nothing..."

     I cover myself with the blanket that smells of Rias.

     I then go to sleep to the chuckling sound of a Siscon!

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