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Chapter 66: Drunk Mat Strikes Back?
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Chapter 66: Drunk Mat Strikes Back? by Harem-Fan
After leaving the Student Council room...
"Sona did what?!"
Yup that was my inner-voice, matching Rias pissed voice!
So I apologize to Rias.
"Yup, Sona said she will marry me right after you marry me... She said it will bring both noble houses together, as an indirect family... And she won't go back on her decision, sigh..."
"She also said, if you go back on your word, she will make sure everyone in the Underworld knows Rias Gremory backs out on her deals... I got grabbed by the balls this time, Rias... I'm sorry."
I just sadly bow my head to her.
Mwah! Rias just picks me up, and kisses me... then says.
"Silly boy, this time you're just an innocent victim! How could you know that Sona challenged Devils to marry her, if they were smarter than her?Plus, I saw some signs of her looking at you with interest, and I ignored them..."
"The only bright side is that she is my friend... A Husband snatching friend, but well you get it. Plus you're set to marry Tsubaki, her Queen, so it was probably just fate!"
Or a stupid drunk letter!
But I smartly won't point this out.
"I just have to accept it, I already said yes."
Rias just says with a smirk.
"Honestly, I'm surprised her parents accepted you without meeting first? For pure-blood Devils, this is unheard of... Even my parents wouldn't have said yes, until they knew how special you were..."
"However, your fight with Riser Phenex did explode all over the Underworld. Well I'm glad that her parents can see how special my brave Pawn is. If she would've tried to separate us, I could've just ignored her request. You know, if you feel forced, I can challenge her into a Rating Game to end your promise to her. I know you don't want to be forced to be married?!"
Rias looks to see my stance and expression.
"As a man, I won't go back on my promise to Sona. I also don't dislike her, and I really do like kicking her ass in chess with her and her strict personality..."
"When her facade cracks to show her cute side, it is nice... Um, Sorry, I just meant, Sona isn't a bad girl, just really, really, really, bad at cooking! My tummy will die if she is my Wife!"
Rias just laughs at me, as she wipes my tears from the thought of eating salt, flour, and spices that don't go in the recipe.
"Just remember which Wife is the master of your soul, okay! Ufufu~! And who is the one that will reap your soul, haha!"
Mwah~! Rias just kisses me some more, to make sure I know who loves me more!
Jealous Rias is at least awesome in this respect!
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While I was using Rias as my pillow on the inner couch, we felt it...
Buzz~! Then someone was arriving in the summon circle...
Akeno came back at that time, and saw the two of us clinging together, while I got my lap-pillow.
She looked at me with mischief in her eyes, and snickered.
"Ara~ara, You pair look happy, did you figure everything out then? I don't think Sona will be a big issue. I do like those two very much... Plus my Husband has enough love to go around!"
Rias just sighs and says...
"Sigh, Yes, our Husband will take on his responsibilities to the Sitri House... But we still outnumbered those two, so it is all good! Oh? And how was your new client? I heard she was a referral?"
Akeno started to make us tea, and she said with a playful glint in her violet eyes.
"Ara, She was very cute... I was surprised about her request though. You know, your typical, How can I make the boy I like fall for me, request. So I made sure to give her a lot of help. I hope I'm able to make her love connection work."
Akeno just has this mischievous smile on her face, like she wants the world to burn!
As I sat up from Heaven, I took the sweetened hot black tea from my Japanese beauty.
"Ah, is that stupid samurai armor girl, confessing to the dude in full-plate armor? Those two are freaks!"
I recalled the filler episode, where Rias and Issei got his very first contract done in the show!
"No Dear, but those two are definitely funny! I can't wait to see what happens to them!"
Akeno gets a lustful look on her face, and I just say with a grin.
"Bad, Akeno! You're being naughty again!"
Rias just giggles at her silly Queen, squirming like a broken woman.
Little did I know, Akeno really did do something horribly bad... like I can't undo it badly!
Harems are the absolute worst!
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Early Saturday afternoon, Asia did her holy-duty of emptying my baby-making gun, and making Grayfia proud...
Then the pair of us said our goodbyes, to my parents that returned, and the others... then headed off.
Asia said to me, while cutely holding my arm.
"Matsuda, I did an extra good job for Grayfia, because Aika invited me over for a girls cosplay sleepover tonight, I hope that is okay?"
She is giving me pleading green eyes conveying she really wants to go.
Mwah! So I just kissed her forehead, and said.
"Be safe and have fun, plus Aika only lives on the next block!"
Asia is just glowing with joy, for the second time today.
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The both of us arrived inside the Kuoh-Kingpin bowling alley lobby, and the rest of the crew was here getting shoes and lanes...
I saw... Yura, Momo, Ruruko, Issei, Kiba, Motohama, Aika, Saji, Katase, and Murayama.
I'm surprised to see Ruruko, because this event was only for 2nd year students?
Everyone waves us over, and we all greet one another...
Saji is getting super friendly with the single girls... well trying?
The Kendo girls don't seem interested, and the other girls are chatting with Aika, pretending we boys are invisible.
Everyone is wearing their casual street clothes, so we look like a normal group of Highschoolers.
I'm fuzzy on the memories of this anime event...
Were there many of us in the show?
Momo is wearing a cream colored summer dress down to her knees, her hair is in a ponytail, and holding Issei's arm.
Issei has a silly smile, due to Momo holding his arm in hers, and is wearing jeans and a red tee-shirt. What can I say, if he doesn't wear red, he might die.
Ruruko is wearing blue jeans-shorts, with a light red shirt, and has her hair in youthful Loli twin-tails, standing besides Issei.
Yura is wearing a blue summer-dress, that reaches her mid-thighs, and wearing white sneakers. She is talking with Murayama and Aika.
Aika is wearing a black shorts, with a yellow tee-shirt printed with a black Playboy rabbit head logo!
Motohama is whispering sizes of all the girls into Saji's ear, and is wearing bluejeans and a light blue tee-shirt.
Saji on the other hand, is wearing light blue shorts, a white untucked button-down, and too much aftershave.
Kiba is wearing jeans with a white untucked button-down.
Katase, who is peeking at Kiba, is wearing a light green flowered summer-dress. She, like her best friend next to her, is wearing colorful friendship bracelets, and her hair has a headband.
Murayama is wearing a navy-blue skirt, thigh high white socks, and a shoulder-less blouse , with a blue collar. She is accented with friendship bracelets, and her hair in twin-tails.
Asia decided to wear off-white loose pants, and a normal t-shirt today, knowing she will be bowling.
And I am wearing knee-length black shorts, with a dark yellow tea-shirt without a logo...
Um, Why do Aika and I match?
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Aika is the hostess for this event, and she says to our gathered group...
"Alright guys, we have 3 lanes, and here are the 4-man team groups... Lane 1 will be Matsuda, Yura, Murayama, and Asia... Lane 2 will be Kiba, Katase, Ruruko, and Saji... Lane 3 will be for sexy Aika, Motohama, Momo, and Issei... Good luck everyone..."
"Later... we will all eat at the Gusto family restaurant... Then finish off the night with singing at Kuoh Karaoke Club, hell yes!"
Aika just throws her hand in the air like a pro-idol.
Honestly Aika is doing an awesome job at being a hostess for tonight!
Well she isn't the class-rep for nothing, because she is a good manager and mood-maker.
Issei's group is on lane 9, Kiba's group is in the middle on lane 8, and my team is in lane 7...
Yura and Murayama followed Asia and I to our lane, after getting bowling shoes...
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Yura smiled, while pushing her short blue hair behind her ear, and said to us...
"Asia, nice to see you again, and Mat, I was told about your happy news by Tsubaki, fufu."
What news... Oh, Sona... I guess since Tsubaki and Yura are close, she knows, huh?
"Hello Asia, Yura, and Matsuda, please take care of me!"
Murayama greets us with a cute blush.
What the hell am I looking at here?
I have never seen her like this, because she is either in her Kuoh or Kendo uniform...
But there is something super wrong about her looking like this, and my heart aches a bit?
Murayama looks like a younger version of my Wife from Earth zero, shit!
I never saw it before in school, but I realize she is 95% exactly like my late Wife!
How the hell have I not noticed before?
She sounds like her too, now that I overlap the two in my mind!
I'm not able to control my feelings right now...
I know she isn't my Wife.... But when she isn't a cartoon character, but flesh and blood... I couldn't notice this even in my past life.
I'm brought out of my stupor by Asia, Yura, and Murayama looking at me in concern?
Asia just wiped the tear that was forming in my eye.
So I quickly get my heart under control and said...
"Ah, Sorry Murayama, you suddenly reminded me of a childhood friend I had in the past, and it reminded me I wouldn't meet her again. So don't look concerned... By the way, you look fantastic, Yura and Murayama. Those outfits suit you both very well. You will both have lots of boys lining up for your hearts!"
Yura only blushed, and Murayama stammered.
"T-Thank you very much, Matsuda! And I know I will find the right man for me, hehe!"
She just does one of those winks an Idol would do for her fans.
Asia can tell I'm back to normal, but was curious about the moment of sadness in my eyes.
I of course keep stealing glances at Murayama.
I know God didn't reincarnate my Wife, right?
I mean that would be impossible to have done that on purpose!
No, I think I'm just missing my past-life a bit, and I'm reading into things...
Hell, I still don't even know my Wife's name, and some details are fuzzy.
Maybe this is why I wipe my memories, so I don't get confused like right now?
"Alright you 3 lovely ladies, this is how the game is played..."
So I explain to the girls the overview of bowling, and how the strikes work, scoring, ball retrieval (Issei thumbs up), the aiming lines, and the like.
Now it is time to guide them...
I started with Asia, and tried helping her throw the ball...
There is no hope for Asia!
She can only throw gutter-balls, no really, no matter how I help or how she does it...
It is like the gutter sucks in her balls every-time!
Asia is now the Zero Pin Queen!
Fortunately she was still very happy with this result... Her optimism is blinding!
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Murayama however, was quick to pick up the game!
But I was yet again having issues inside my heart, because every time I would stand and hold her, to teach her the throwing, I could smell and feel her, and the sensation made me feel happy deep inside me.
It was like the feeling of being on my first date with my Wife from my past-life...
Fortunately, I didn't look sad or cry in front of the group of girls.
Her presence is confusing me... I want to embrace this girl, but I know she isn't my Wife... and I want to run and push her away.
She is just a normal Human after all.
She doesn't belong to our world of the supernatural.
Damn I will just stop thinking about This.
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Then my last student, who is as tall as Tsubaki at 5 foot 8 inches , an inch shorter than me, was a bit distracting for me.
Yura held the ball, and smilingly asked me.
"Please help me use the guide?"
Standing behind Yura, I noticed her backside was nice, no bad Mat!
"Should I call Issei over to help?"
"Huh, Why?"
"Because you're his girlfriend?"
"Did Issei tell you that? Come to think about it, it was you who told Issei what kind of boys I like, right?"
"Cough, Here, step like this..."
Yura didn't press me about it, but after throwing the ball, she told me the inside story.
"Momo and Issei are boyfriend and girlfriend, and this is Ruruko's first date out, with Issei, me?"
After throwing a strike, she picked up the returned ball, for her spare, and said with a smile.
"Issei and I are training friends, but Momo drags me out on their dates... I haven't even kissed a boy, let alone dated, haha."
After that, I was really distracted with all 3 girls, and I was actually praying to Big G to end bowling faster!
I found out later that Yura Tsubasa was good at bowling, and she was pretending to be new to the game, sneaky.
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Saji is now giving me the stink-eye, because out of the groups, I have 3 cute girls at my side laughing and having a great time.
Saji knows Ruruko likes Issei, and he has been shut down by Kat, who only has eyes for Kiba.
Fortunately Kiba handles Katase and Ruruko like a pro....Well he does host contracts with hot milfs in need.
Yup, I'm sure Kiba satisfies his lust with them, since he doesn't want love... Actually that is fucking sad!
Who can I hook him up with for love... I accidentally made Tsubaki fall in love with me, and I think she was interested in him in the show....
In like season 3 or 4 I think?
Don't worry Kiba, if I can make a love connection for Motohama, getting your love will be a walk in the park!
Pretty boys can just explode!
(A/N Kiba is a virgin, and does only things like massage and cooking for women, it was explained in the light novel, Mat is just confused by fan-fiction.)
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We wrapped up bowling, and all walked to the restaurant for our early supper...
This family chain restaurant, Gusto, is well known for its large menu, cheap costs, and great service. It offers a wide range of Japanese and Western dishes, including hamburg steaks, pasta, pizzas, and donburi.
The girls take the time to sit next to the boys they want to impress, seeming to avoid poor Saji...
Both Asia and Murayama held my elbow's to give him a clue they were not going to entertain him...
I think Yura, as his fellow Rook, knows Saji won't pick up on Sona's Peerage girls, because he is still holding out some hope for his King.
Gotta give Saji a thumbs up though for trying though
While we ordered, I whispered my question to Yura...
"Oh~fuck, has Saji not heard about me and Sona yet?"
Yura, who was chatting with Momo, shook her head no to me.
Mwahahahahahaha, Now my dodge-ball revenge will come true!
Looks like Asia is sitting between Aika and Katase.
And to my horror, both Murayama and Yura took the seats next to me, with Issei right across from me.
Momo and Ruruko surrounded him, and Issei didn't seem bothered by Yura next to me, so I felt better.
The food was reasonable, but the girls at my sides both insisted on having me try a bit of everything they ordered!
Um, This made me blush a bit in shame, because Murayama is being a bit forward, and pushy in a cute way...
She will puff out her cheeks if I refuse anything, but then get an Akeno smile if she wins...
Asia just smiled over at me, seeing Murayama's actions... but not in a jealous way, but just a casual one?
Why is Asia not getting mad at Murayama's antics?
Oh, That's right, they are school friends.
Thankfully, Yura wasn't acting strangely, like the crazy girl to my right.
But Yura did insist on sharing food, so that happened...
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Later, inside the Kuoh Karaoke Club booth-room, rented for a large party...
Saji, Motohama, Issei, Kiba, and I are all belting out a terrible version of an anime song.
Currently the girls are looking for some songs to sing as a group, while we ass-hats just finished singing the intro to Dragon Ball Z!
Then just to piss me off, Saji then sang with Motohama, a horribly bad duet of the opening to the Power Rangers, to make fun of me...
Honestly, I am embarrassed, because the Devils are all smiling at me!
But... good for you petty boy Saji! Wait till I show you my selfies with Sona, to prove we are engaged!
Lets see how much you cry then, man whore!
Asia and Aika chose their duet, and they did pretty good, it was the opening to a magic girl show... But I could have sworn, Aika was winking at me and not Motohama?!
Then Kiba and Issei did a duet... and Aika is taking a picture!
Hot damn that is the end of you two, that might be the boys love stuff I heard about?!
Murayama sang the pop song, I Need A Hero, with Yura and the two looked good together...
Damn when Murayama did a little leap with her back to me, I think I saw teddy-bear print lacy panties!
Hot!
Later Murayama then gave Aika a bag with a whisper, and came to sit next to me.
Asia was singing with Ruruko and Issei at this time... Nice to see Issei can finally just be her friend, and not feel conflict in his heart about Asia...
I think Issei is having more fun in this life?!
Murayama leans against my right arm and asks me.
"Are you feeling jealous? Asia loves you, and she won't have feelings for him..."
That is cute of her, she is trying to make me feel secure, but nope I'm not...
"No, I absolutely trust my lovers... I was just happy to see Asia making friends, and having fun... She had a tough life growing up. So this makes my heart very happy!"
I just smiled at the trio singing...
"That is why all your girls love you, Matsuda! Your heart is incredible... I just hope you can make some more room."
It was so noisy that I didn't hear her last words said softly...
"Okay, Kiba and Matsuda, go get some ice and cups for our fruit-punch toast!"
Aika started barking orders as she grabbed a big bottle from the bag Murayama brought in.
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As Kiba and I walked out into the hall, my smartphone dinged...
At that moment I had received 3 messages one after another, with picture attachments.
The first 2 which didn't surprise me too much, now that I remember tomorrow is pool day, was Rias and Akeno in the same suits they wore in the anime...
But fuck it looks 10 times better in real life!
The 3rd one was a nosebleed inducing picture of Xenovia, wearing a micro bikini of black and gold!
Holy fuck she is screaming, she wants to impress me!
I'm happy... sadly I forgot about what happened with Aika and Murayama's punch.
As I was filling an ice bucket, I heard Yura behind me.
"I'm pretty strong, so let me carry something?"
Kiba lifted the cups, and said to me.;;
"Mat, I will go back first, sure Tsubasa, carry the ice bucket."
I didn't see Kiba's smile he gave me when he left.
As Yura picked up the not so heavy ice, she said on our way back to the room.
"I really loved your fight with that Cerberus, you looked really cool."
"Thanks, I am trying to do some acting, to maybe do a kids show in the Underworld, did you like it?"
As I was opening the door, she asked.
"Matsuda, I can tell you are trained in martial arts, maybe, we can train together some time?"
I looked at Yura, and thought about how Koneko and I train, and smirked, but through that bad idea out, and said.
"Sure, if Sona doesn't mind, let's go in..."
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Kiba, Yura, and I returned then set up the cups...
Issei said...
"Damn guys, my important client at my job called, I have to bounce."
Momo asked.
"Can you walk me home on the way?"
Ruruko, who is jealous of Momo, asked quickly.
"Issei, me too?"
"Yeah, my job is at the nearby luxury residential building."
Yura is staying however...
Only I knew what Issei was going to find out with his regular (Azazel), but Issei stayed for the toast...
We all raised and toasted, to a fun year and happiness for us all...
I drank all of my fruit punch in one go, and it was really refreshing, so I had a few more...
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I failed to notice the blush on my face... as my refills came from another bottle of punch that Aika poured me!
Murayama pulled my arm and said...
"Here, this is the song I want you to sing with me! It is called, Can't help falling in love with you, It is an Elvis song... Please?"
She gives me puppy dog eyes, and I just feel like I want to sing this with her.
So the both of us go up, and share a microphone... we stand close.
Then we sang...
[♫ Wise men say... "Only fools rush in"...But I can't help... Falling in love with you... Shall I stay? Would it be a sin... If I can't help... Falling in love with you? Like a river flows...Surely to the sea~♪!]
I'm crying while I sing... I just remembered... This was my Wife's favorite song of all time!
Why do I feel dizzy?
Why is Murayama looking so pretty right now?
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All I remember, before blacking out, was holding Murayama in my arms and kissing her deeply!
Her eyes were very happy?
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