(New Version) DxD: Matsuda?
Chapter 56: My Pimp Rias?

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Chapter 56: My Pimp Rias? by Harem-Fan

     "I heard Tanaka is using blackmail photos to make those seniors do sexual favors for him. What an evil guy!"

     "Apparently, the senior Tanaka is the Son of a Yakuza Group that forces innocent girls to pleasure him. If the girls don't, their families are threatened!"

     "I heard that Matsuda Tanaka has even forced that nice blonde Italian international student to sleep with him, or he would get her sent back to her homeland!"

     "Maybe Tanaka used his fame as the Pink Zombie to trick them into thinking he is a famous person?"

     "In class, Tanaka even stares at poor Murayama Mai's back... I think he will blackmail her also!"

     "The Perverted Trio, Motohama, Issei (Slime-taro), and Matsuda (Roshi) were peeping on the Kendo Club girls changing! Fortunately, they got beaten."

     "My friend's girlfriend's Aunt says he made up that Wife's story to get sympathy from the senior girls to sleep with him!"

      "Did you hear Matsuda Tanaka even made Rias Gremory pregnant, and is forcing her into an abortion?! How cruel!"

     "Damn he just ruined the number 1 beauty of our school, and then walked her in front of his girlfriend Tsubaki Shinra, poor VP!"

     "That's nothing, I just saw Matsuda Tanaka threatening President Shitori out front, and she even blushed!"

     "Someone said they saw Matsuda grab underclassman Koneko Toujou, then force her into the men's bathroom, to force himself on her!"

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     Fuck me, and these are only the rumors my Devil hearing let me eavesdrop just on my way to class!

     Okay, my fucking school life is over!

     I just can't survive this shame, I'm thick skinned, but damn those rumors are just fierce.

     So many of them are so close to the truth, and yet so far from the truth.

     And I saw Saji with a wicked smile in the halls, while snickering at my expressions!

     I have this feeling most of the rumors are from him.

     How do I get this bastard back?

     I still owe him for the ball-buster he gave me!

     The only reason I haven't pulled him into a dark alley and beat him is... I was given the best first-aid care from Koneko!

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      Issei walked up to my desk during a break in the class and asked me...

     "Bro, so what is the plan? You said you needed my help?"

     I nodded and told him to join me after school, for the ORC meeting with the Church Exorcist girls.

     I then asked...

     "Issei, tell me about your progress with the strategy guide I gave you. What have you mastered, and where is your current focus at, and what are you stuck on?"

     Issei gets a lewd smile, and whispers...

     "I learned the Dress Break, and I also learned the Boosted Gear: Gift, to transfer power to 1 or 2 targets! I can shoot my Dragon Shot, and my gauntlet is in its Evolution Stage... but I can't get my Balance Breaker yet? So I have not figured out how to unlock it!"

     "Fucking dope as shit, Bro! I can't believe how far you have come. No Bro, seriously under Sona you're doing way better than I predicted! Don't worry, I know how to let you balance break! I didn't write it down, because you would've focused on it first. Can Momo join us after the meeting?"

     "Why do we need Momo?"

     Issei looks confused...

     I asked with a grin.

     "Issei, tell me... do you like Momo's boobs?"

     Issei just nodded his head enthusiastically!

     "What if I told you there is a secret ritual hidden within her boobs, that can turn you into an unstoppable beast?! If you truthfully love her breasts I can tell you how to unlock the true potential of Boobs!"

     Issei looks like blood will flow from his nose at any moment!

     "I will tell her it is life or death!"

     I just nodded yes, but am secretly pitying poor Momo's knockers!

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     Later at lunch time...

     The usual girls are around me, and doing their normal crap.

     I'm looking gloomy, and the girls are noticing my bad mood.

     Then Rias on my left asks me.

     "Mat, why are you so gloomy? I thought you would be super happy today after swindling your King? Is it because of the rumors going around?"

     "Yup... Normally I don't care about them, but they aren't making you girls look too good, sigh. I wish they would leave you all out of it..."

     I just feel bad for them.

     "If that's all, don't worry about it. All that means is, you're doing really well in school! This just means every guy wants to be you!"

     Rias just puffs out her incredible chest in pride, then leans in and kisses my face.

     "Mwah! See right there? All those boys are ready to pass out! All strong Devils will accumulate rage from other males! It's totally natural. Plus none of your girls mind. Actually... I started the pregnancy rumor!"

     Rias just looks super happy about that?!

     "Why would you start that stupid ass rumor?"

     I just am in disbelief...

     She tilts her redhead, and explains to me.

     "It's fun... If I get pregnant, the shock won't be big in the school, but if I don't, then they will think I got rid of it. But everyone will know I'm your woman, so it is a win-win!"

     I just stupidly look at the smiling Rias, and I just give up...

     Then the beauty to my right said.

     "I started the rumor about flaunting Rias in front of me!"

     Tsubaki just smiles at me.

     "You to Tsubaki?! Why could I never believe you would join in this farce!"

     All my girls are broken... I hope it won't get worse.

     "I have to concur with Rias, it is a bit fun. Who would think I, the Student Council Vice President, would start a rumor in school? It's nice to do something wild for once!"

     Tsubaki just smiles at me.

     I give up...

     "Does anyone know what rumor that bastard Saji started?"

     I just grit my teeth, and focus on who I can be mad at, since I can't ruin my girls' fun school-life.

     Tsubaki sold out her fellow Rook Peerage member.

     "He started the Koneko bathroom rumor... I overheard him bragging he was going to tank your reputation with that!"

     Tsubaki then asked.

     "If you want, can I have Sona paddle him for that one?"

     Tsubaki is an Angel!

     "Nope, I will get him back myself! He made my nuts get busted too, so I will have to get revenge with my own hands!"

     Koneko's hand, which was about to bite a cookie, froze, and her golden eyes looked cold.

     Tsubaki decided to give Saji, Mil-tan's friend's dress-up contract, to him.

     Rias thought about telling Sona.

     And Akeno just thought about how to make-out with me in-front of Rias, ignoring Saji.

     I didn't notice the evil glare most of my women had, hearing the dodge-ball ball-bash was caused by Saji...

     R.I.P. Saji Genshirou, the girls are already plotting, unknown to me!

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     After school...

     Issei and I made it to the ORC room, and get ready to meet the Church girls for the Excalibur fragment-retrieval talks.

     We prepared finger-foods and black-tea for the guests, like we do for any meeting Rias is in charge of.

     Rias and Akeno both sit on the left-side (Koneko) couch, leaving the right one for the Church girls, when they arrive.

     I had told Kiba to show up for this meeting, so he can meet our Church partners, and get the latest news.

     He is standing in the far back left corner of the room, next to the window, so as not to be near the two guests.

     The rest of us stand behind the couch, as good form dictates for meetings.

     I'm on the right closest to the bookcase, then from my left it is Asia, then Koneko, and finally Issei on the left end.

     Xenovia Quarta and Irina Shidou finally came, and then had a seat across from Rias...

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     The conversation for the most part happens as it did in the anime, Except Xenovia would look at me from time-to-time with happiness in her eyes.

     She also took my advice and was a bit nicer in tone, with Rias.

     Xenovia had said this was what the Church wanted them to convey, as Devils and the Church openly working together is impossible, but this wasn't how she personally felt about the mission.

     I could tell that the chestnut twintailed, Irina didn't like Xenovia's comment at this point, and Irina's violet eyes squinted.

     Rias then took the bait and asked Xenovia...

     "Then may I ask, what is your personal stance?"

     Xenovia's dark-yellow eyes drifted to me, then just smiled, and started.

     "I won't work with the Devils, or your Peerage, Rias Gremory, but I will do anything to help Matsuda Tanaka! He is the only Devil I will cooperate with."

     She then smiles like a Devil... I can't see her words and actions ending well for me!

     "Xenovia, what are you saying? He is a Devil, so stop saying nonsense!"

     Her partner Irina Shidou is getting upset.

     Except for Asia, everyone in the room is looking weirdly at me and Xenovia, back-and-forth in true confusion.

     "Why would you, an Exorcist of the Church, want to work with my Pawn?"

     Rias is confused how Xenovia would tell her to stay out of the Church's way, but was willing to work with Me.

     Xenovia just says with a happy smile...

     "Because God wants me by his side, to help him with his troubles and needs, and I will do everything in my power to serve him! Matsuda's the kindest man I have ever met, and it's my privilege to be there for him!"

     Now everyone in the room is wondering what kind of magic I enslaved this battle junkie with!

     Irina, trying to wake up her possessed partner, says...

     "Xenovia, I think you aren't in your right mind! God would never send a servant of the Church to serve a Devil... that is crazy!"

     Rias can't wrap her head around her words.

     "Xenovia stop this now! God would never help a Devil! You're crossing the line, and are going to get thrown out!"

     Irina is finally panicking at her partner, essentially betraying the Church.

     "Irina, I told you before... The Church won't forgive me, but God will. Don't challenge my resolve! I will complete the goal of the Church, but Matsuda told me to never die..."

"So I will be safe, and get aid. The Church sent us to die at the hands of a Leader Class Fallen Angel (Satan-Class), but I can no longer die, so I will do anything I can do to meet his expectations!"

     Xenovia said all of that with conviction!

     Rias asked.

     "Matsuda, can you please tell me what all of this has to do with you. This has become very muddy, and I need more information here?"

     Rias turns her head to look at my guilty looking face, and waits for my tale.

     "Cough, When I met Grayfia for the first time... I also met both Asia and Xenovia at the same time... It's very complicated to explain at this time about that meeting. I then met both of these lovely Church ladies at Issei's house, and we talked for a while."

     So my bullshit story was going rather well... till that stupid fucking Irina cut me off half-way, to kick me in the proverbial balls.

     "But why were you and Xenovia hugging and kissing?!"

     Irina is now on the Saji hit list!

     But Issei kicks me too!

     "Yes, why were you two snuggling in my living room?"

     Crap!

     And the temperature in the room is dropping!

     I saw Rias's eyes, and I talked fast.

     "It didn't happen the way these two are saying it! So we talked about cooperation to beat Kokabiel!"

     "Ara~ara? Matsuda, after this morning, and then to find out you have a lover from the Church!"

     God damn it Akeno, stop right there!

     "So you kissed an Exorcist at your friend Issei's house... Can you explain this, Mr. Tanaka?"

     Rias has her arms crossed, and she looks pissed and full of super-jealousy, due to a Romeo and Juliet scandal!

     Just as I was going to calm Rias with logic, Xenovia betrays me also.

     "There is nothing to explain! I have fallen for this Devil, and I will do anything for him... Right, Asia?"

     Asia just timidly answers.

     "W-Why yes Sister Xenovia! That is why I married Matsuda... I also love him!"

     Asia can you please drop that shovel you're burying me with?

     "That's right Asia, and I can prove he loves me too... He accepted my personal cross given to me by my adoptive Mother! That proves he has accepted my heart! And he told Durandal, my Holy Sword, that I was his, Important Person, and he loves me in my battle-suit!"

     Xenovia thrust out her chest proudly!

     Holy shit... I seem to have said all of that!

     Rias is cutting me off forever now, I know it!

     Everyone is just looking at me in amusement, because I can't even speak anymore.

     I thought fast, and said while pointing to the backroom.

     "Rias, come with me in private for one moment, please."

     I then quickly went to her shower-room.

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     A moment later, a super pissed Rias is standing in-front of me...

     "Convince me why I shouldn't bring out the Demonic Paddle for hurting my heart?!"

     "Xenovia is your future Knight!"

     I said that with seriousness, but inside... I'm nervous as fuck!

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     A few minutes later, a very happy Rias, and a very confused Matsuda come out to their spots...

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      Rias looked at Xenovia, and said with a Devil's smile.

     "Anyone with that level of devotion to my Pawn, Matsuda, is a treasured friend of mine! I hope the both of you have endless happiness together! I can't stand in the way of true-love..."

     Rias just smiles like a winner!

     Kiba, Issei, Koneko, Asia, Akeno, and Irina are all slack-jawed at Rias's changing attitude.

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     So, when I told Rias what Xenovia was in the future...

     Rias just grabbed my collar, and passionately kissed me for the entire time we were in there, then pulled me out without a word!

     Why do I feel like I'm a whore, and Rias is my Pimp?!

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