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Chapter 45: Loli On My Poll?

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Chapter 45: Loli On My Poll? by Harem-Fan

     School has ended, and I'm getting super interesting looks from all of the peanut gallery!

     Rias is sitting at her desk looking exhausted.

     Asia is sitting next to me on my right, with an interesting forced smile on her face.

     Kiba is across from me on the other couch, just sitting there stupidly with his mouth half-open.

     He looks kinda funny.

     And Akeno is behind Rias to her left.

     She is holding her hand over her mouth, in a classic Akeno fashion, with eyes that are super excited to see her Husband in a very tough spot!

     Damn her... I will punish her next time! (Akeno loves punishment the most!)

     Lick Lick~! Koneko, our last member, is currently sucking on a well... a sucker!

     She is sitting in my lap with her cat ears and tail on full display!

     Her tail is swishing back-and-forth, like she doesn't even care Rias is sulking.

     I think she is pissing Rias off on purpose, but I have no proof. (She is doing it on purpose.)

     This isn't what is bothering me, nope.

     What is currently giving me the headache, is not Rias glaring, but the fact that if I pull my arms from Koneko's waist, she will pinch my leg with Rook strength till I put my arms back?!

     It is my fantasy gone wrong!

     But I and Koneko will never admit to the uncomfortable bulge between the both of us!

     Damn perverted Loli Pole, I hate you!

     Rias smelling bullshit, asks with her squinted blue eyes...

     "So, you're saying somehow Koneko 'magically' unlocked your Balance Breaker from just calling you 'Big Brother'?"

     She then said with accusation.

     "I remember her calling you this many times since the church incident?!"

     She is jealous, I know it.

     "Fuck, I'm not telling Rias it is because she kissed me, hell to the no, think brain!"

     So I said...

     "I think it has something to do with her cat ears and tail!"

     I think to myself again...

     "Sure as fuck did too!"

     Koneko pinched my thigh again!

     "Out-loud, Numb-nuts..."

     Koneko just mumbled this in her flat-tone.

     I'm fucking hating Big G right now, for the super whammy cursed mouth.

     "I just realized! This is a Harem Nightmare! I have to run!"

     Just as I was going to toss the Loli and run, Rias's voice stopped me.

     "Matsuda, if you dare run, I will give you the Demonic Paddle till my arm goes numb!"

     Rias loves and hates my cursed mouth.

     I just nodded and deflated a bit.

     Rustle Rustle~! Fuck, did Koneko just wiggle her butt?!

     I look like I will cry now.

     "So Koneko is your Balance Breaker unlock, is this right? Then tell us what your Balance Breaker can do please."

     Rias is tired.

     I will adjust myself for serious talk now and say...

     "My Balance Breaker's name is [Satan Gold], not sure why it is called that, but it is a battle suit that hyper magnifies my strength and speed, bringing me to a fighting level one class higher than I am."

"I think it's like adding the Knight and Rook pieces on me at the same time. This benefit stacks with a Queen promotion as well. So at my current strength, I think with both, I would be upper High-Class-high at minimum!"

"And one other ability is granted from Satan Gold and that is, every hour I can unlock [Second Stage] for 10-seconds! This gives me Bishop level magic strength and unlimited Demonic Power and Stamina, to use in the brief window. I think this is a finisher move!"

     I concluded my thoughts.

     Asia just pouted and whispered... 

     "I wish I was the one to unlock you..."

     Fuck, what is happening?

     Is every girl around me going nuts?

     Rias stiffly said...

     "Fortunately, this couldn't have happened at a better time. Thank you Koneko, for making our victory over Riser that much more doable."

     She said it, like taking medicine to save your life, but the medicine tastes like Precious Poop!

     Rias now looks amused and tells me.

     "So to answer your question about the Satan Rangers. Well it is something a few of the older Devils do to entertain children, and to have fun. Grayfia is Satan Yellow. So maybe that's why your Sacred Gear evolved like that? Ufufu~!"

     Rias is smiling and trying to hold in a laugh out loud.

     "Big G, your fucking with me now! I can't show my face in front of Rias anymore. I want to fucking cry..."

     I'm sad, did Koneko's tail go into my shirt... Um oh no!

     Rias comforts the sad me.

     "Don't pout, Matsuda. I like it, it's like I have my very own superhero now, and you will rescue me from that chicken!"

     No pressure Rias... I'm worried now.

     Akeno coquettishly says, while covering her cheeks...

     "Ara~ara, Hero, don't forget to rescue me from that bad man. Would that be NTR if he steals me?!"

     Don't act all fucking cute like that, shaking your ass with your hands on your cheeks!

     Damn you Akeno!

     I'm going to spank your bottom, no wait that's what she wants!

     Then no spanking for you... I'm smart!

     My right arm gets tugged...

     "P-Please save me too, Matsuda!"

     Asia says it all fluttery, and adorable like.

     Koneko emotionlessly says.

     "Big Brother, save me too."

     Dammit, she just squeezed the Loli Poll with her butt-cheeks!

     "Haha~! While you're at it, save me too!"

     Kiba is laughing at me now!

     "No! Pretty boys can just rollover and explode!"

     I glare at him menacingly!

     "No, Matsuda is my Hero, get your own white knight!"

     Rias looks like she is 13 right now, cute.

     Buzz~! At the back corner by the door, a silver Gremory seal is seen on the summon circle floor!

     So we all look at the newcomer, and Rias says in surprise.

     "Grayfia, why are you here?"

     Grayfia before answering, looks around and notices my face and predicament.

     She is smart and can guess by Koneko's Nekoshou state what is going on.

     Dammit, I can see my Wife is amused at my awkward face!

     But she is a professional maid and says to Rias.

     "I am here to inform you that your fiance is coming to bring you back to the Underworld, for an immediate marriage. This has been approved by both of you and Riser's fathers."

     Rias is caught a bit unprepared.

     I thought it happened after the Familiar Forest anime episode?

     Is there something I don't know?

     Let's see how this plays out... Oh, I can't even greet my Wife normally, because she will pinch me and get mad, so I have to wait till she is out of maid mode, this sucks... I want my Grayfia hug now!

     Before Rias can start to rage, the circle operates again!

     Buzz~! This time it's a fiery red with the Phenex house logo in it.

     Yup, it will be Riser Phenex, the mighty Fire Chicken!

     And look at that, We got one high and mighty piece of shit served hot and freakish!

     Flipping his hair like a model he says...

     "Riser hates the air of the Human world... Hello my love, Rias, it has been a while."

     Yup there is that stupid punchable face... Wait, is that my punchable face? 

     "What do you want, Riser? I told you I won't marry you! And not until I was done with college! So run back to your harem."

     I smiled and thought...

     "Rias is pissed! I guess she wasn't really mad at me after all!"

     Rias looked at me and giggled for a second, then put on her straight face.

     "Sorry you made the trip for nothing goodbye, Riser!"

     Rias turns her head to the window.

     Kiba has moved behind the couch I'm on.

     Akeno is standing behind me, with her hands rubbing on my shoulders.

     Oh, That makes me feel really good... Fuck now my punchable smile is on!

     Riser sat across from me, looking pissed because he remembered the live AV video, staring at the top of Akeno's bobbing head!

     Plus the new hot blond holding my arm, with a Loli Nekoshou, sucking on a lollipop.

     And the cherry on top... his crush Akeno gently massaging my stiff shoulders.

     I feel good right now baby!

     Akeno, remembering that night, licked her lips.

     "Rias my love, Riser thinks your servant is acting a bit uncouth. Why don't you reprimand him?"

     Riser is angry and Rias loves it!

     Rias just finishes him off with...

     "I won't... Except for me, I think he has made every female in this room pregnant?! So stopping him is long out the window. Just suck it up, he is a good servant!"

     Holy fuck, Rias just took a Razor to Riser!

     Every girl is blushing at what Rias said, and some of them are wishing it was true!

     Cough! Kiba just coughs, like he is in the wrong place...

     Akeno just got damp thinking about how pissed Rias will be, to find out how we made a Familiar Av scene, and how she wakes me up every morning!

     And where the fuck is that tail going, Koneko?!

     "My love, we will get married in the Underworld when we return. It is set, your Father already agreed. After we consummate, you can finish school. Your house can't afford to make a fuss..."

     Riser looked at the empty coffee table and said...

     "And why has Riser not been greeted properly? Come sit with Riser and serve tea, Rias. Your disrespect can only be tolerated so far!"

     Riser is pissed, and he actually is right with the etiquette rules.

     I think Akeno has thrown it out the window, because Rias didn't say too, but I think she is refusing to behave normally because of me, aw.

     "Oh~! My apologies, Lord Riser! I was lost pleasing my Husband's shoulders, and it slipped my mind. Let me get that tea right now!"

     Akeno is absolutely beaming, being able to say that out-loud under the guise of a joke.

     Damn, Riser just looks like his balls got ruptured by a kick in the jumbles.

     Akeno you're good!

     Naturally, I hide nothing from my Wife Grayfia, and she knows all about me and Akeno.

     Rias is trying to hide her happy smile, and sits next to butt-munch.

     And just like I remembered in the anime, Riser puts his arm around Rias, and as her fiance, I can't explode here like Issei did in the show... Because I am in the wrong for stealing Rias from him.

     He goes to fondle Rias's hair and knee, while she looks disgusted.

     Akeno hands the cup of tea to Riser, and he takes a sip...

     Sip~! He hides his dislike of the tea and compliments.

     Yup, Akeno half assing the tea is my fault!

     Wait, she used the cheap old tea leaves!

     My Sacred Gear caught that!

     "Ah~! The tea my love's Queen makes is as delightful as always!"

     Brother your nose is growing!

     Rias pushes his hand away, finally jumps up, and says...

     "I won't marry you, Riser, go away!"

-

     Then the rest of their stupid blah blah blah noble house Devil reproduction continues...

     I ignore it because I'm bored with both of them.

     Why does she keep looking for me to say something?

     You're not my woman yet, honey I don't need to talk, just fight him!

     Grayfia steps in at this point, and is giving them the rating game option from the Great Devil King...

     Riser laughs and pumps up his ego, and mocks us...

     We literally don't take the bait, and look at him like a dancing monkey.

     Then he brings out his harem, I meant Peerage, and struts around like a rooster, telling Rias she will lose badly.

-

      I was just looking at the snooty Ravel Phenex, who was missing from the last gathering in the Gremory home, and at his Peerage...

     But then Riser said something that woke me up!

     "Pawn of my lovely Rias... How does it feel to not have this, and can't even be on Riser's same level?"

     He points to his Peerage he saw me glance at.

     Honestly, I'm just stupefied by the randomness of bringing me into this, because I have said nothing to him or provoked him.

     I casually tell him my thoughts, because it would be rude to ignore a noble Devil.

     "Actually, now that you want to know. I feel pretty fucking good about it! I literally am married to, and surrounded by the finest ladies of the Underworld! And you think I'm jealous of your harem? It seems kinda sad, you have your little Sister in there, but hey I won't judge you!"

     I looked at my hot maid Wife and asked her.....

     "Hey Grayfia, do you think I should be jealous of those little girls over there? I think my Wife can out-class all of them added together! So no Lord Riser... I'm not at all envious, are you?"

     I totally was in my lane and didn't overstep, so he can't make this a bigger deal.

     If I just jumped up without him asking, then it could be bad, but hey he asked for it.

     Plus I sense all the girls look really happy at my words... Except I know Grayfia will punish me, in a good way I hope!

     Lord Phenex didn't get the response he wanted from me, and said his goodbyes...

     "Riser's little Sister is not in Riser's harem... And Riser will give you 10 days to prepare for the game my love! Riser will be looking forward to your defeat! Goodbye!"

-

     Riser pissed off, and Rias jumped up happily, because most of my predictions were spot on...

     Grayfia looks a bit happier at least, I can see it.

     Rias said.

     "Alright everyone, it went as planned. Now it is time for a vacation! Well, we will do a bit of training too, haha."

     Rias is now in a good mood.

     I walked past Grayfia and said.

     "Stay with me tonight and meet your in-laws! And I really miss you, my Wife."

     She only gives a nod, like we didn't talk.

     Maid mode is serious business!

     "Oh... And I got a Satan Gold Balance Breaker because of you! Tell me over pillow-talk..."

     Grayfia looks embarrassed and guilty now!

Devil King Satan Rangers... is an informal group formed by the current Four Devil Kings and Grayfia. The concept of this team is based on the Tokusatsu hero team, Super Sentai. The Four Great Satans and Grayfia.

The rangers' role assignment are:

Name                                      Color

Sirzechs Lucifer         Satan Red

Ajuka Beelzebub        Satan Blue

Falbium Asmodeus   Satan Green

Serafall Leviathan     Satan Pink

Grayfia Tanaka          Satan Yellow 

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